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Mosquitoes need to learn to bite and go,the singing part is unnecessary. 😒
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Humans:
"I'll believe it when I see it!"
The Universe:
"lmao"
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No company listens to its customers like Toyota….from farmers to terrorists, it will make a car to meet your needs.
😈 Xavier ✞@RealXavier011
Toyota Hilux just dropped new Toyota tippers 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Kalau diplomasi ditentukan “aura ningrat”, berarti kita masih main feodalisme kosmetik.
Di meja negosiasi global, yang dihitung itu kapasitas:
penguasaan isu, ketajaman analisis, daya tawar, dan ketahanan mental.
Bukan marga.
Marty Natalegawa, Mochtar Kusumaatmadja, Retno Marsudi dihormati karena kompetensi dan rekam jejak, bukan karena “terdengar bangsawan.”
Dan kalau argumennya mentok di “namanya gagah”, itu berarti diskusinya sudah pindah dari kualitas ke estetika.
Sekedar mengingatkan,
"Gibran Rakabuming Raka"
adalah sebuah nama yang terdengar gagah dan estetik.
Koh iYon@wiyokooo
Alasan kenapa diplomat itu harus old money & ningrat. Biar ada aura di kalo di dunia luar. Marty natalegawa, Mochtar kusumaadmadja, Retno Marsudi. Dari nama aja udah gagah Sugiono😂😂😂😂😂
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Di Indonesia, tiap truk dipalak Rp 150 juta per tahun.
150 juta. Per truk.
Secara umum, 20% biaya logistik adalah biaya pungli.
Para preman merampok lebih dari Rp 500 triliun / tahun dari sektor logistik. Lebih besar dari anggaran TNI.
Tidak heran pabrik kabur ke Vietnam.
zhil@zhil_arf
Logika ekonomi Indonesia adalah kekerasan. Ketika China dan Jepang sibuk memikirkan riset teknologi semikonduktor, Indonesia masih disibukkan dengan preman. Preman ditembok, dibayar, ditembak, direkrut, diadu domba, dibujuk, disogok, dipelihara, dll. Pengelolaan premanisme sampai dibikin cabang ilmunya sendiri. Preman yang muncul memakai kostum warna warni. Ada kostum loreng jingga, kostum gamis, kostum Betawi, kostum cokelat, kostum dinas, kostum partai, segala macam kostum ada. Kesuksesan dan kegagalan bisnis purely ditentukan dengan manajemen premanisme yang sangat mewabah. Yang paling unggul di sini tentu adalah para preman itu sendiri. Para profesional tak berkutik. Ketika para gerombolan preman disuruh mengelola cabang ekonomi yang begitu kompleks, mereka lalu bingung. Riset? Apa itu? Profesor dengan kaca pembesar mondar mandir? Akhirnya produksi roboh, inefisiensi, korupsi besar-besaran. Hasil produksi Indonesia sangat kalah bersaing, sangat jelek, sangat mahal, dan sangat menyedihkan. Gaya geseknya terlalu besar dan terlalu mewabah. Negara terpaksa terus menalangi bisnis-bisnis gagal para gerombolan preman malas, boomer, gaptek, tidak kreatif, dan bodoh ini, menggunakan uang pajak rakyat. Tidak ada ruang dan kesempatan bagi orang profesional dan meritokratis yang betulan mampu menjalankan bisnis-bisnis itu. Hanya kekerasanlah yang penting. Riset dan teknologi tidak penting, manajemen tidak penting, marketing tidak penting, kualitas produk tidak penting. Yang kita bisa memukul dan membacok siapapun yang muncul menentang.
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Izin cak, Gus Baha pernah pengajian kalo Sayyidina Ali RA pernah mau perang lawan kaum kafir (Byzantine?) sesampainya di Nahrawan beliau melihat kaum2 Khawarij yg sok suci ini, beliau gak jadi lawan orang kafir dan memerangi khawarij. Apakah khawarij modern ini Salafis Wahabis?
Cak Nadi@mnadielmadani7
Kelakuan salafi wahabi kofar kafir udah berlagak menjadi Tuhan. Bayangin, sekelas Syekh Ali Jumah dan Syekh Usamah Sayid al-Azhari mereka kafirin. Pun,semua ulama dan kiai mereka kafirin gegara istighatsah yg mereka tdk pahami. Yg hobi kofar kafir itu Muhammad bin Abdul Wahab, pendiri wahabi. Sementara Ibn Taimiyah tidak. Beliau gak mengafirkan ahl qiblah. Beda dgn Muhammad bin Abdul Wahab yg mengafirkan semua umat Islam yg tdk sepaham dgnnya. Bahaya sekali ini geng kofar kafir. Hati-hati!
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Islam itu mestinya tajam ke atas. Itulah kenapa Abu Bakar memerangi mereka yg tidak berzakat, agar tidak terjadi ketimpangan. Eh pemilik otoritas Islam hari ini malah tajam ke bawah bikin fatwa yg menekan kelas menengah 🤦
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@baznasindonesia usulkan mengganti acuan nisab zakat penghasilan dari 85 gram emas 24 karat menjadi emas 14 karat, alasannya karena harga emas 24 karat kini mencapai ~Rp 3 juta per gram. mengubah karat begini ada dalilnya?
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As a South Asian, I also genuinely wish Rice was protein
Denise@InfluencerDee
As a gym bro, I genuinely wish Rice was protein
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Bulgarian squats. Romanian deadlifts. Slovenian bench press. Bosnia and Herzegovinian bicep curls.
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@SAIBdelvi Betul. Tugas pemerintah untuk mengedukasi masyarakat supaya pada tahu kalau kita punya banyak loh ikan lokal yg bergizi, mari konsumsi ikan lokal.
Biar ndak tuna lagi salmon lagi.
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@DragonFlag_ Lagian, makanan terbaik itu memang yg tersedia/tumbuh di area tsb. Kayak ikan kembung yg jelas2 ada di laut kita secara melimpah.
Kirim salmon ke sini aja carbon footprint-nya udah berapa. Sehat dan enak sih, tapi bukan yg paling ideal juga.
interesjournals.org/articles/indig…
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Menolak saran ini karena:
- bisa beli sendiri
- aku suka ikan kembung 🤤
M♥️L@FunJunkies
Jangan jadi perempuan macam ini ya. Jangan aja.
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@SAIBdelvi Harganya sangat ekonomis untuk ukuran ikan yg masuk kategori superfood, mungkin karena banyak yg belum aware sama kandungan gizinya. 😅
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@DragonFlag_ Yesss. Dan ikan kembung itu enaaak. Mau digoreng, dipepes, dibakar, enak semua. Harga mantep pula. 🤤
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🚨 To understand the scale of our universe, look at the yellow structure known as Laniakea. It is a web of 100,000 galaxies.
Our entire home galaxy, the Milky Way—with its 300 billion stars—is merely the single red point located on the fringe of this gravitational giant.
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🚨 THE UNIVERSE IS HIDING SOMETHING… AND IT’S TERRIFYING
Look up at the night sky. Stars, planets, galaxies… it all seems vast, beautiful, and infinite. But here’s the shocking truth: everything you see — everything we know — is only 5% of the universe. The rest? It’s made of two mysterious forces: dark matter and dark energy, and scientists still don’t know what they really are.
Dark matter is like an invisible glue. It holds galaxies together, stopping them from tearing apart. Without it, the stars we see would drift away into emptiness. But dark energy is even stranger. It’s not pulling — it’s pushing. It drives the universe to expand faster and faster, stretching space itself, and we can’t slow it down.
Here’s where it gets unsettling: we can’t see, touch, or measure these forces directly. All we know is their effect on the universe. Imagine living in a house where 95% of the walls, floors, and ceilings are invisible — yet somehow control every move you make. That’s the universe. That’s reality.
Some scientists fear that dark energy could eventually tear everything apart in what they call the “Big Rip.” Others think it hints that our understanding of physics is still only scratching the surface. One thing is certain: the universe is far stranger and more mysterious than any telescope or theory can fully reveal.
So next time you stare at the stars, remember: the universe isn’t just out there. It’s hiding secrets we may never fully understand… and it’s running on invisible forces that could change everything. 🌠
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🚨 WHAT IF THE FUTURE ALREADY EXISTS… AND YOU’RE JUST WALKING THROUGH IT? 🤯
What if time is not moving forward at all? What if yesterday, today, and tomorrow are all already written into the universe, existing side by side like pages of a book? This shocking idea is called the Block Universe Theory, and it comes straight from Einstein’s science — not science fiction.
According to this theory, the universe is not just made of space, but of space and time fused together. Every moment that has ever happened, and every moment that will ever happen, already exists. Your birth, this very second, and your last breath are all frozen inside a giant cosmic “block.” You only feel time moving because your mind experiences one moment at a time.
Imagine watching a movie on a DVD. The ending is already there, even if you haven’t seen it yet. In the same way, the future already exists — we just haven’t reached those frames. Scientists discovered this when they realized that there is no single universal “now.” Different observers experience time differently, meaning the present moment is not the same everywhere in the universe. That alone breaks our everyday idea of time.
This is where things turn disturbing. If the future already exists, do we really have free will? Are our choices truly choices, or are they just moments we are passing through? Some physicists say the universe is not being created second by second — it is already complete. We are simply traveling through it.
Even death looks different in a block universe. If every moment of your life already exists in spacetime, then your life is never truly erased. Every laugh, every mistake, every heartbeat is permanently part of the universe. Time doesn’t take them away — it only moves you.
This theory is still debated, but it is taken seriously by many of the world’s top scientists. And once you hear it, it’s hard to look at time the same way again.
So here’s the chilling question to leave you with:
Are you making the future… or just discovering it?
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Anjir malah aturannya diganti, aturan agama pula.
Akuin aja warga negaramu lebih banyak layak jd penerima zakat daripada pemberi zakat.
Gaji 15jt/bulan sbagai estimasi itu memang sgitu standar hidup layak. Agama aja tau, kaliannya tidak tau diri.
ikhwānuddīn 🔍@ikhwanuddin
@baznasindonesia usulkan mengganti acuan nisab zakat penghasilan dari 85 gram emas 24 karat menjadi emas 14 karat, alasannya karena harga emas 24 karat kini mencapai ~Rp 3 juta per gram. mengubah karat begini ada dalilnya?
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