Andrée Vermeulen

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Andrée Vermeulen

@DreeAndree

Pronounced: On-dray Ver-mule-in / Drée = Dray▪️Scholls-Angie Tribeca TBS▪️Ruffnut - How to Train Your Dragon Netflix ▪️UCB performer▪️Instagram: @dreeandree

Katılım Mart 2009
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Andrée Vermeulen@DreeAndree·
I'm gonna open a shop where people can come in and just scream into a pillow and then leave.
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Robert Reich
Robert Reich@RBReich·
I thought I'd leave these here. Just in case, hypothetically, the new potential owner of Twitter decides to bar videos critiquing billionaires and the system that enables them.
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Sen. Bernie Sanders
Sen. Bernie Sanders@SenSanders·
Inflation Rate 🇪🇺: 10.9% 🇩🇪: 10.9% 🇬🇧: 10.1% 🇮🇹: 9.4% 🇪🇸: 9% 🇮🇪: 8.6% 🇺🇸: 8.2% No. Inflation is not going up in the U.S. because the working class got a $1,400 check 19 months ago. Multinational corporations are jacking up prices worldwide.
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Just coming on here to let you all know that I thought the Billy Joel lyric was: “when will you realize the pian’a waits for you.” 🎹
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Khai
Khai@ThamKhaiMeng·
This is genius. Italian singer Adriano Celentano released a song in the 70s with nonsensical lyrics meant to sound like American English—to prove that Italians would just love any American song. And it was a hit.
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Andrée Vermeulen@DreeAndree·
My 2 yr old saw a long, narrow stretch of concrete and said “a river!” So. Maybe we need to leave LA.
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Josh Gondelman
Josh Gondelman@joshgondelman·
At this point, Elon Musk's predictions for his own technology all sound like a six-year-old trying to brag about how strong his dad is.
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Andrée Vermeulen@DreeAndree·
Annnnnd I need to get these costumes for Archie & Crouton
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Holy Shit Improv
Holy Shit Improv@HolyShitImprov·
TONIGHT!
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Andrée Vermeulen@DreeAndree·
My husband is notorious for not screwing lids on things. Today I took one of those things and shook it. HARD.
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Andrée Vermeulen@DreeAndree·
Talking about nail polish with my 2 yr old: Me: and sometimes I like to wear no color. Her: and sometimes yes color?
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Andrée Vermeulen@DreeAndree·
@rivbutcher Wait! I ran into you on your BIRTHDAY!? I wish I had known! Happiest of birthdays!!!
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eddie pepitone
eddie pepitone@eddiepepitone·
Here's a fun thing: Take your first name and then go fuck yourself.
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