Drew Bensley

Every tweet I delete because it got no likes I do so with the emotion of a farmer taking his sick old sheepdog out to the back paddock to shoot

@hotcocked And can we render some assistance to this little boy? He's blue!

What on earth are cats doing with a silver spoon in a cradle?

@_tomcashman And over 4 you should be able to call in sick

If you guess the Wordle in 3 or less you should get the day off work

@concettacaristo 🙌

Can a hobby be sitting in the sun

@tomwalkerisgood Hi Tom long time fan first time caller one quick question, um, what the fuck is a cumdump?

it would be really funny to do a loads refused cumdump and then refuse all the loads. "ah, not for me!" if my dad still reads my tweets don't like this one

@hotcocked Which one?

The new blink 182 song is so fucking bad, lmao what is wrong with you lot

When you think of the sub-genre OLD MAN ACTION MOVIES, what are the films you think of?

@tallboythinlegs Books 2 and 3 of the DC Quartet by George Pelecanos

can anyone rec me any good novels that involve basketball in some way??

150 eps! So you know we bring in the king of guests, @ThisisAlexei to talk all about Darling Harbour. Segaworld, Xerts, Wharfie pubs, Doom T-shirts and much more. Listen on all pod apps.

"Any boss who sacks a Swiftie for not doing any work today is a bum!"

@DrewBensley from @commnoticeboard brought us the most upsetting movie we’ve watched in quite some time, but we forgive him ❤️❤️ new Ep out now!

Dude Cinema never ends! New ep up now with Andrew Bensley from @commnoticeboard out now!

Huge new ep today as @Wil_Anderson joins us to talk all about his hometown of Denison. We learn about milking cows, hooning pollies, the button man, and Wil buys us all Magnum ice creams from a very odd shop. Get on all pod apps or link in bio.

As Twitter burns should I publish the list of every other Australian comedian with a micropenis y/n?

Big new ep today as @mattstew_art joins us to talk all about Moorabbin. Eggings, sex doll heists, UFO abductions, Hungry Jacks and more. Get it on all pod apps

Every single day I check Tommy Lee's Twitter feed on the off chance he's posted a photo of his enormous hog. Well today it has finally paid off 😎

@ThisisAlexei [Leaning over to my friend with a mouthful of popcorn right as the lights go down] "I hope we see Bart's cock"

When they show Bart’s pecker in the Simpsons movie. That was a MOMENT.

@rather_normal I sure do!

@DrewBensley Got some news to share ???

Not bad!