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Drew Lewis

@DrewFuckinLewis

🎤#1 Sexiest Open-Mic Comic | 🎸Post-Disco Death-Polka Musician | 🎙️Podcastrationist | 🔮Fuck Wizard | 👹Blasphemer | 📚The Next Great American Smut Novelist

Missouri, USA Katılım Şubat 2009
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Drew Lewis
Drew Lewis@DrewFuckinLewis·
Justice is blind. It is also deaf, mute, quadriplegic, severely retarded, and nearly deceased.
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Drew Lewis@DrewFuckinLewis·
Why does the World Cup trophy look like the description of Epstein’s dick?
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Drew Lewis@DrewFuckinLewis·
@marklevinshow Don’t worry, Israel will probably false flag the World Cup and drag us deeper into this bullshit.
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Mark R. Levin
Mark R. Levin@marklevinshow·
Why are we turning on Israel and Netanyahu tonight?  Wow.
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Drew Lewis@DrewFuckinLewis·
Never go through your yearbooks. It’d be less painful to tear out your old clunker of a heart and shoot it with a twelve gauge.
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Drew Lewis
Drew Lewis@DrewFuckinLewis·
@willchamberlain Bro, how you droppin a tard bomb while lookin like Beavis fucked Butthead. 72,000+. I want you to look up “genocide” in a dictionary and then I want you to look up “retard” in a mirror.
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Drew Lewis@DrewFuckinLewis·
@realannapaulina We only have to win the future of storage and energy micronized. Google’s already getting there. Then we have the equivalent of 2A for all humanity in having the ability to have supreme open source AI on our own computers. This saves the whole world from tyranny. The people.
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Anna Paulina Luna
Anna Paulina Luna@realannapaulina·
America must win the AI race. The outcome if we do not is catastrophic.
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Ed Gallrein@EdGallrein·
As I reflect on yesterday’s victory, I want to begin by thanking President Donald J. Trump for his support, confidence, and unwavering commitment to fighting for our country and the America First movement. I am deeply humbled and honored by the trust the people of Kentucky have placed in me. This victory belongs to the hardworking patriots across our Commonwealth who believe in faith, freedom, secure borders, strong families, and putting America first. To every voter, volunteer, supporter, and friend who stood with our campaign — thank you. Thank you for your prayers, sacrifice, encouragement, and belief in our mission. I will never forget the support you showed my family and me throughout this journey. Over the course of this campaign, I had the privilege of meeting thousands of Kentuckians from every walk of life — veterans, farmers, first responders, small business owners, workers, parents, and young people hopeful for the future of our nation. Your stories inspired me every single day. The Navy SEAL Teams taught me that no mission is accomplished alone. Success requires trust, teamwork, discipline, and people willing to fight side by side for something greater than themselves. I saw that same spirit throughout this campaign, from the farms and small towns of Kentucky to the incredible grassroots team that poured their hearts into this race. While yesterday was a victory worth celebrating, there is still much work to be done. The real mission begins now. I will fight every day to serve the people of Kentucky, support President Trump’s agenda, strengthen our country, and never forget the trust you placed in me. Thank you again for this incredible honor. I am ready to get to work. May God bless each of you, the Commonwealth of Kentucky, and the United States of America 🇺🇸
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Drew Lewis
Drew Lewis@DrewFuckinLewis·
@catturd2 There’s a difference between influence and buying, although half of these kids were bought whores at one point. Never be so retarded as to assume elections reflect the people like you and I both know isn’t the case. But you kid fucker apologists or envyists or whatever enjoy.
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Drew Lewis@DrewFuckinLewis·
@RepFine If you think the guy that shined a light on the pedos is a loser, says a lot about ya.
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Drew Lewis@DrewFuckinLewis·
@dbongino You packed yours first because of him, bitch lol
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Dan Bongino
Dan Bongino@dbongino·
Today is May 20, 2026 and Donald J. Trump is the President of the United States of America. And Tom Massie is packing his bags.
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Drew Lewis@DrewFuckinLewis·
The real shortcut in comedy isn’t Kill Tony, it’s being an audience member at a Natalie Cuomo show. You don’t even have to get on stage.
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Drew Lewis@DrewFuckinLewis·
@tedcruz Or maybe a stamp of authenticity. Those that make it are purchased whores.
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SportsCenter@SportsCenter·
THE KING IS BACK 👑 "The Notorious" Conor McGregor will take center stage once again in Las Vegas against Max Holloway in his return to the UFC 🔥
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Drew Lewis@DrewFuckinLewis·
Loving these MMA fights on @Netflix but the stream is grainier than censored Japanese genitalia.
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Tony@TechGuyTony·
@netflix Stream looks like ass. I’m on the premium tier and Ethernet and it looks like a YouTube video from 20 years ago.
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Drew Lewis@DrewFuckinLewis·
I wanna have a threesome with that twink Gumby and his bitch horse Pokey.
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Drew Lewis@DrewFuckinLewis·
Either Trump wrote the suicide note or Epstein’s been alive writing all of Trump’s tweets this entire time.
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