Drew

What do you think people who say "k" and "thx" do with all of the time they save?

love to see a human taking a robots job for once!!

do not let allison janney out there

firmly believe society needs a mutual cancellation policy — whereas if a provider cancels an appointment on you at the last minute or if they forget to even tell you they’re not able to make it, you should get $75

feeling a little insane right before the holiday break

should really be rewarded with a “use code Drew20 for 20% off” deal after how many hydroflasks i have bought this year

do you ever miss the hold music once you've had your customer service call?

really need to know what Sandra Lee is up tonight

need to know the resale market on all the halloween costume left on the floor of knockdown center tn

nvm now there’s like a full subway outage so he should fix that. sorry for complaining!!

what is Zohran’s plan for telling electric guitar players on the subway platform to turn the volume down just a little bit

there is nothing less helpful in the world than the ability to ❤️ an email — respond or don’t!

at the beach. anybody need anything?

The problem with allowing guns everywhere is that no one is safe anywhere.

it’s always so shocking to see straight people when you get off fire island — like what are you doing here??

i’m sorry but this is insane

Labubus will never be her

just checking in

will GPT-6 please be able to fold my laundry

Phillies debut the “Coldplay Kiss Cam”. Wait for it…

@kevmetz doesn’t help when they move the disco ball!!!

@DrewTMitch If one more gay tells me they’re “under the disco ball” at HMD…

if purgatory is real it’s just looking for your friends on the dance floor for the rest of eternity