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Kevin Metzger-Timson (He/Him)

Kevin Metzger-Timson (He/Him)

@kevmetz

Casting. Slytherin. New Yorker. Husband. Doggy Dad. 📍NYC | Cape Cod

New York City Katılım Mart 2009
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toni@melindaqiaolian·
what is zohran mamdani’s plan to save death becomes her
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In a galaxy that demands strength - America stands ready. This is the way. May the 4th be with you.
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I think this might be the funniest clip on the internet I love it so much I use it all the time now
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Trump is about to hit REM on camera during an Oval Office event. It's just incredible.
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2 weeks ago, @FedEx lost a package that contained hundreds of dollars worth of tickets for a concert on Feb 2 (Tracking #888243370437). Today I received an invoice for duty taxes from October. Dear FedEx, you can fuck right off if you think I’m paying you one cent. 🖕🏼@FedExHelp
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Well @StubHub and @FedEx have really shit the bed with this one. A physical ticket I purchased for a concert tomorrow night has not arrived neither party can tell me when it will arrive or what I can do about it. So I guess I just..miss the concert? Never buy through Stubhub!
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@NickAdamsinUSA Also, Melania is definitely the worst First Lady we’ve ever had. “Melania’s final approval rating was 42%, and her final disapproval rating was 47%; she was the only first lady who finished with a net disapproval rating.”
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Nick Adams@NickAdamsinUSA·
I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED! Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks. “Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.” The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!” “But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?” “No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.” Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented. “Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.” Tears began to well up in their eyes. “But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.” They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile. I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?” He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked. “Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”
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Kevin Metzger-Timson (He/Him)
Ordered an @interiordefine couch on Oct 12. Was promised an 8-12 week delivery. Got a notification on Dec 7 that it was on its way. Since then our estimated delivery has been pushed back week by week. Currently on week 13 and being told another 2-3 weeks. #findmycouch
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I’m sitting at the bar @TheSmith07 East Village, and the bartender refuses to let me order a drink for my friend who is on his way. Insanity.
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How gay are you? I’m “Clay Aiken starring in Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat” gay.
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Barney Schreiber, CPA@luxurytrash_·
Oomf and I are having a discussion: which musical(s) have a better Act 2 than Act 1?
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Sam Herbst@smhrbst·
Will people be raptured according to class?
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Tara@EmbracingTara·
*screaming into the void* IT IS A POLITICAL RALLY MEMORIALS AREN'T HELD AT STADIUMS MEMORIALS DON'T HAVE HEADLINERS SUZIE WILES IS A HEADLINING ACT IT'S A POLITICAL RALLY IT'S PROPAGANDA
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