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Cutting off a bad bitch feels good as fuck. You know that shit rarely happens to them

HR put a meeting on my calendar for 9am with no agenda

You're depressed because your life objectively sucks. Taking medication for depression isn't going to fix the issue, you need to create a life worth living to be happy.

I upped my reta dosage this week, and I am noticeably more calm and relaxed. it liked completely eliminated any anxiety or worry from my mind. Very good feeling.

Latinas before and after turning 25

Twitter is by far the best dating app

Crazy how you used to be able to afford a whole secret second family on just a normal 9-5 salary, rarely see that anymore. The economy is a mess

I’d rather be 23 with a 0 net worth than 50 with 100 million in the bank. Your time on this planet is priceless, make the most of it, have as much fun as you possibly can.

I know a dude who was fired in 2023 When he got a new job offer, they wanted a referral from his old company that fired him, but he lied and said he was laid off. To get around this, he registered a similar looking domain, created an email mimicking a former boss's email address, and gave them that to contact. They contacted that email and he gave his own referral, He never got caught, and has since be promoted

@DrewVento I knew I could count on you patriot

Theres no bigger ick for a man than a girl telling a guy her love language is "receiving gifts"

Our first Micro Episode “Side Quest” is now live! Link to the full episode below 👇

Ethereum holders:

Got her. 😭😭😭😭

We're hiring for a Dallas based PE Associate/VP role rn. (DM for details) The growth of Y'all Street is no joke. Equities in Dallas is over.

Crypto has an influencer problem. No one is going to look at this dude and be like “I want to invest in what he’s investing in”

A milf is 35+ If you’re 25 with 3 kids, you’re just a bitch with 3 kids

Companies should hire strictly trans women > Strength of men > Can pay them 71% of what a man would make > No maternity leave Seems like a no brainer

“Men are supposed to lead” - Bitch who doesn’t listen

I have never once showed up to jury duty or even replied to the letter and literally nothing has ever happened