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@Saturnlfc @UtdAbzy Epl 2-5? Really ?

@UtdAbzy That nigga is lying, when they have early kickoff by 2-5 how can Bruno be there to pick her up from school?

Man…

“It’s hard to believe it’s not Scholes, it’s Carrick You Know“ ONLY RIGHT AS WELL 👹

@LFCWAY_09 @statmusefc Replaced by gakpo tho Forgot to add that ? 😂 😂

@statmusefc "WE ACTUALLY TOOK LIVERPOOLS BEST PLAYER?"

Luis Díaz vs Mainz: 0 goals 0 assists 0 shots 0 shots on target 0 chances created 0 big chances created 0 successful take-ons 0 touches in opponent's box 0 through balls 0 crosses 0 key passes 0 long balls UItimate cardio.

The commentary on this is absolutely incredible 🔥🤣

kulusevski when he wakes up from his coma only to find himself in the championship

@maruf_sw @livescore Just go to the kitchen … this isn’t cooking … 😂

@livescore Incredibly pointless stat. He’s the only United captain of the last 35 years to not lift a title as well

Bruno Fernandes became the quickest Man United player to create 100 chances in the Premier League 🪄 𝘼𝙉𝙊𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍 record broken ⚡️👏

@Xtra_busy @ManUtd 😂… invitation letter for dembele

@ManUtd Other clubs are posting about champions league matches they're having tonight and you're here for a meet and greet

🇧🇷 Case 🤝 Jaap 🇳🇱

@Blessingfash @SSE_NGA Most blue tick owners always sounds stupid to me …

@SSE_NGA This na old taker, you need to win it afresh. Old glory shouldn't surpass the new

Earned, not awarded 🏆✨

What are they talking about? 😅💬

18 - Bruno Fernandes' 16 assists in the Premier League this season have won Manchester United 18 points, the most by a player for a team in a single campaign in the history of the competition. Construct.

the smile says it all 😁

@JonathanShrager Ugarte or Edison?

World class Uruguayan midfielders. We know all about them at Old Trafford

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@Bonmatimessi @433 “His stadium “ 😂

@433 yet he can't fill his stadiums in saudi

𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐄 🤯 After Ronaldo recently became co-owner of Almería, the club has now become the 𝟓𝐓𝐇 most followed in Spain — despite playing in the Segunda División 😳 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙙𝙤 𝙚𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙘𝙩 ✨

@LowKeyUTD @PSG_Report @Canal_11Oficial *no

@LowKeyUTD @PSG_Report @Canal_11Oficial Imagine man utd winning trophies Thats the problem It’s actually hard for players to say to club like man utd honestly

🚨🎙️| Vitinha shares in an interview that he tried hard to persuade João Neves to join PSG, while their teammate in the Portugal national team, Bruno Fernandes tried as hard to convince João Neves to join Manchester. ❤️💙😆 [🎥: @Canal_11Oficial]

@thomaspanenka @FabrizioRomano Fucn fact : most people with blue tick are the most “stupid” on this app

@FabrizioRomano Of course, send them off.

@damzkidemrys @Footballtweet Blue tick people are always the dumb one

🚨 Prestianni told the referee that he called Vini Jr “hermano” (brother) and not “mono” (monkey)… So apparently he needed to cover his mouth to say “BROTHER”. 🤔😭

This team is special 😍

Rashford 30m coming in Hojlund 40m + coming in Barca and Napoli abeg Make nothing do my money carrick need to change that coat