PaulCrewe
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Tar Heel Nation, we still got work to do…
I’m extremely excited to be returning to UNC. After a lot of thought and prayer, I know exactly where I am meant to be. God is good! #goheels 🩵
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Guess the temperature of my rental home when I walked in today and you get a personal memorabilia from the Open Championship
Three digits (__._)
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Michael S. Kim@Mike_kim714
It’s kinda amazing at the lack of AC in even the nicer homes in the UK
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@patjames24 @DiamondHeels Pittsburgh is getting a great pitcher
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Jason DeCaro goes 80th overall in the #MLBDraft to the Pirates.
The ace for not one but two College World Series teams, he started all 53 games he pitched in for the @DiamondHeels. Author of one of the biggest starts in UNC history, with his super-regional shutout of USC.

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@chicagobulls @GreatDayTarHeel Carolina fan here. Can’t wait to see what Caleb does in Chicago. He will be better than Boozer.
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@Dropkick3points @acaseofthegolf1 And you need to check your terrible punctuation.
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My latest song is about one of the biggest characters in the game, who’s given us no end of memorable moments both on and off the course. Keep the highlights coming, @haotong_li. 👑
Credit: Ace
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My son in-law asked me to teach him how to grill and I might have ruined him.
My daughter got married three years ago. Her husband, Kyle, is a good guy, works in IT, polite, laughs at my jokes even when they're not funny.
But the man cannot grill.
Last summer they hosted a Fourth of July BBQ. Kyle was in charge of the burgers, i watched him flip them eleven times in six minutes. They came out gray, dry, tragic.
I didn't say anything, my wife kicked me under the table twice as a reminder.
Two weeks ago Kyle calls me.
Kyle: Hey, Can I ask you something?
Me: Sure.
Kyle: Would you teach me how to grill? Like, actually grill?
I was honored, genuinely.
Me: Absolutely, come over Saturday.
He showed up at noon with a notebook, A notebook.
Me: You're not taking notes.
Kyle: I want to remember.
Me: It's grilling, not calculus.
I started with the basics, Charcoal vs gas, heat zones, when to flip, the importance of letting meat rest.
He's writing everything down.
Then I got to seasoning.
Me: Most people overthink it, salt, pepper, garlic powder. That's it. You don't need seventeen spices.
Kyle: What about marinades?
Me: Waste of time unless you're doing chicken.
Kyle: Really?
Me: You're adding moisture to something you're about to dry out with fire. Doesn't make sense.
He wrote that down.
Then I said, "And if anyone ever tells you to flip a steak more than once, you walk away from that person."
Kyle: Why?
Me: Because they don't respect the steak.
He stared at me.
Kyle: Are you serious?
Me: Completely.
I could see his brain trying to figure out if I was messing with him. I wasn't.
We grilled for three hours, burgers, steaks, brats. He did great, listened, didn't rush, the kid has potential.
At the end I sent him home with leftovers and a meat thermometer.
Me: Use this, don't guess.
Last weekend my daughter calls.
My daugther: What did you do to Kyle?
Me: What do you mean?
Her: He's obsessed, he bought a new grill, he's watching YouTube videos, he tried to explain 'heat zones' to his mom, she had no idea what he was talking about."
Me: That's good.
Her: He grilled chicken at 9pm last night because he wanted to 'practice his sear.'
Me: Sounds like he's taking it seriously.
Her: Dad, He told my coworker her husband was 'disrespecting the steak.'
I started laughing.
Her: That's not funny, she thought he was crazy.
Me: He's not wrong.
Her: You created a monster.
Me: I created a man who knows how to grill.
She hung up on me.
Yesterday Kyle sent me a picture of a ribeye with perfect grill marks.
The text said: "Flipped once."
I've never been prouder.
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4th of July @soundgarden excellent song. Top 5 most underrated band. Cornell was awesome.
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