Alex Droske

Thank you for adding to my depression today.

@Gausmus47 @MNState0fHockey @NHLPlayerSafety It’s called a lesson, keep your damn head up. I guarantee that’ll be the last time he does that!

@MNState0fHockey @NHLPlayerSafety You’re a liberal? Or just a gopher fan?

This shit needs to stop. The NHL is an absolute joke. Guys are head hunting left and right and the officials are too incompetent or complicit to do anything about it. Absolute TRASh @NHLPlayerSafety

@TheCinesthetic Best part of that scene is the sound of the 45 caliber flying ash tray zipping through old boys leg coming out of that hk ump45.

Daniel Craig’s transformation into James Bond happens at the end of Casino Royale (2006). Clad in the iconic suit, he perfectly delivers 007’s legendary greeting, marking the birth of his Bond era.

@Mericamemed Same vibes

When you kick in cursive 😂

@TerribleMaps I’ve done that drive!

Only Midwesterners can survive this drive

@PaulMarcoe Spontaneous human combustion

4 things I think most GenX was afraid of. Acid Rain Quick sand Bermuda Triangle Amnesia What else?

@TheNoujFOX9 Did anyone else read winner as weiner just cause it came after $2 beers?

#MNTwins owner Tom Pohlad says he believes it's best if he's more involved "right now" on the business side. Adds the team can sell all the $2 beers they want but says that putting a winner on the field is what matters most

@dom_lucre The geezer squeezer!!

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: This man in Dubai fell out from a heart attack the emergency response showed up within minutes with an advanced CPR machine called LUCAS 3 chest compression system by Stryker and revived the man.

This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen. I’m gonna wear my kimono Friday at McDonalds

@TRHLofficial @JackPosobiec

@JackPosobiec Catholics need return of the Templar Knights to defend our faith and our holy sites.

We must preserve the Tomb of Christ at the Church of the Holy Sepulcher

@GovMikeHuckabee @pontificatormax

My statement re Prohibiting the Latin Patriarch of entering Church of Holy Sepulcher on Palm Sunday: While all Holy sites in the Old City are closed due to safety concerns for mass gatherings including the Western Wall, Church of the Holy Sepulcher and Al Aqsa Mosque, the action today by the Israel Nat'l Police to deny Latin Patriarch Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa and 3 other priests from entering the Church to offer a blessing on Palm Sunday is an unfortunate overreach already having major repercussions around the world.  Home Front Command Guidelines restrict any gatherings to 50 people or less.  The 4 representatives of the Catholic Church were well below that restriction.  Statements from the Gov't of Israel indicate the action to prohibit Cardinal Pizzaballa entry to the Church of the Holy Sepulcher were for safety reasons, but churches, synagogues, and mosques throughout Jerusalem have met with the restrictions of 50 or less.  For the Patriarch to be barred from entry to the Church on Palm Sunday for a private ceremony is difficult to understand or justify. Israel has indicated it will work with the Patriarch to accommodate a safe means of carrying out Holy Week activities.

@MLJHaynes @JackPosobiec @LPJerusalem

JUST IN: Israeli Police prevented Cardinal Pizzaballa from entering the Church of the Holy Sepulchre today, as he went to say Mass. @LPJerusalem calls it a “grave precedent” which “constitutes a manifestly unreasonable and grossly disproportionate measure.” Full statement from @LPJerusalem below —— Joint Press Release The Latin Patriarchate of Jerusalem and the Custody of the Holy Land Holy City of Jerusalem Palm Sunday, 29 March 2026 This morning, the Israeli Police prevented the Latin Patriarch of Jerusalem, His Beatitude Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa, Head of the Catholic Church in the Holy Land, together with the Custos of the Holy Land, the Most Reverend Fr. Francesco Ielpo, OFM, the official Guardian of the Church of the Holy Sepulchre, from entering the Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem, as they made their way to celebrate the Palm Sunday Mass. The two were stopped en route, while proceeding privately and without any characteristics of a procession or ceremonial act, and were compelled to turn back. As a result, and for the first time in centuries, the Heads of the Church were prevented from celebrating the Palm Sunday Mass at the Church of the Holy Sepulchre. This incident is a grave precedent,and disregard the sensibilities of billions of people around the world who, during this week, look to Jerusalem. The Heads of the Churches have acted with full responsibility and, since the outset of the war, have complied with all imposed restrictions: public gatherings were cancelled, attendance was prohibited, and arrangements were made to broadcast the celebrations to hundreds of millions of faithful worldwide, who, during these days of Easter, turn their eyes to Jerusalem and to the Church of the Holy Sepulchre. Preventing the entry of the Cardinal and the Custos, who bear the highest ecclesiastical responsibility for the Catholic Church and the Holy Places, constitutes a manifestly unreasonable and grossly disproportionate measure. This hasty and fundamentally flawed decision, tainted by improper considerations, represents an extreme departure from basic principles of reasonableness, freedom of worship, and respect for the Status Quo. The Latin Patriarchate of Jerusalem and the Custody of the Holy Land express their profound sorrow to the Christian faithful in the Holy Land and throughout the world that prayer on one of the most sacred days of the Christian calendar has thus been prevented.

This is freaking awesome. Man I love science!!

@flapprdotnet The Osaka Pine Pickers

The Japanese have discovered bluegrass. Did not realize the power of a Japanese girl playing a banjo.

@TimmyKal12 That’s why you watch the tv and use iHeart radio to listen to Tim Hennessy on 96.1 the Fox and synch the two up. It’s magic

The espn college hockey broadcast is without a doubt the worst thing I’ve ever seen with me two eyes

@JimCosta_ How dare you!!! @UNDsports

For those DYING to see it My Frozen Four Bracket

This is wilder than anything I’ve ever seen in a courtroom.

@brim006 Well that’s clearly Valley City in the background circa 1840 when this piece was commissioned.

This is the most inaccurate marketing slop I’ve ever seen 😂

@DoctorLemma I tear up every time I see this

19 years ago, a high school basketball coach put his team manager into a game for the final four minutes. The kid had never played a single minute of competitive basketball in his life. He scored 20 points. Jason McElwain was diagnosed with severe autism at age two. He didn’t speak until he was five. He couldn’t chew solid food until he was six. He wore a nappy for most of his early childhood. As a baby, he was rigid, wouldn’t make eye contact, and hid in corners away from other children. He tried out for his school basketball team every year and got cut every time. Too small. Too slight. Barely 5’6 and about 54 kilograms. But he loved the game so much that his mum called the school and asked if there was any way he could be involved. The coach created a team manager role for him. For three years, McElwain showed up to every practice and every game. He wore a shirt and tie on match days. He ran drills, handed out water, kept stats, and cheered every basket like he’d scored it himself. On 15 February 2006, the last home game of his final school year, the coach let him suit up in a proper jersey and sit on the bench. With four minutes left and a comfortable lead, the coach sent him in. His first shot missed. His second missed. Then something shifted. He hit a three-pointer. Then another. Then another. His teammates stopped shooting entirely and just kept passing him the ball. He hit six three-pointers and a two-pointer. 20 points in four minutes. The highest scorer in the game. When the final buzzer went, the entire crowd rushed the court and lifted him onto their shoulders. His mum tapped the coach on the shoulder, in tears. “This is the nicest gift you could have ever given my son.” McElwain won the ESPY Award for Best Moment in Sports that year, beating out some of the biggest names in professional sport. He’s 36 now. He works at a local supermarket, coaches basketball, has run 17 marathons including five Boston Marathons, and travels the country speaking about never giving up. When asked about that night, his coach still gets emotional. “For him to come in and seize the moment like he did was certainly more than I ever expected. I was an emotional wreck.”

@brim006 It does for 8 months a year

It feels like winter in forks