Bobbo Zoaka ✨

"Nobody's gonna do it for me... Time to grind!"💰

@99Majik No go hustle just Dey write Amen

You go soon buy that car wey you screenshot

@xo_dolph @NoorCars 😂

Gayest thing a nvgga could ever do is attend driving school .

@priest_099 Love

Name a scam

@teefehbaby They should do it

Each time you refuse to do something for your woman, thousands of men are in her DM ready to do it.

@FaridBijuu @guzu_p 😂

@guzu_p Guyyyy😭😭😭

Her 7 months pregnancy is the average Nigerian woman's belly on a normal day. May God punish every Nigerian woman with big belly 🙏

@king_pearxe Calcium

Which electrolyte imbalance commonly causes muscle cramps?

@oil_shaeikh In my village few years ago, the ram that my friend bought 400k now, I sold them 25-30k

“There was never a time where you could get a Ram for 45k not even a goat! Haba make we dey lie small small”

@MAMooreOfficial @FaridBijuu It’s unfortunate that we are borne in this trash country

𝗦𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗨𝗻𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗼𝗳 𝗨𝘆𝗼 𝗧𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗛𝗼𝘀𝗽𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗹, 𝗔𝗯𝗮𝗸 𝗥𝗼𝗮𝗱; 𝗶𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲, 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺 𝗻𝗼𝘄. EFCC officers came in some minutes past 9 this morning looking for our dear Professor of Cardiothoracic Surgery. At the time, he was in surgery working on a patient and asked them to hold on, but they didn’t. Instead, they dragged him out, brutalized him, and dragged him on the ground into their bus. Not only did they do that to him, but also to the CMAC of UUTH. He wasn’t even given a chance. The security at the gate locked the entrance, and doctors came out angrily, parking cars to block them from leaving the hospital. These inhumane people, who honestly need proper training after the police and military, opened tear gas, fired bullets, and rained chaos everywhere. In fact, permit me to add that a senior officer among them was allegedly telling his teammates to shoot at the angry crowd. In a hospital??? With patients and doctors around??? They broke the padlock, caused serious commotion and traffic in the area. I truly thank God for my life, but from what I later heard, a stray bullet hit someone and the person died. Currently, UUTH is shutting down. We were asked to go home. Patients are being forced to leave. A strike is imminent. If you have any relatives there, please do well to check up on them immediately. Things are getting serious, and it will not get better until we stand up and fight this injustice. If it was a politician with the same years of experience as these professors, they would never have been treated this way. I have attached evidence. Please, this should spread everywhere. Tag everyone. Medical lives matter.

@Raamlaah 😂😂

Every med student has that one Auntie who thinks you're already a doctor in 100 level and starts sending you people's symptoms on WhatsApp 😭🤣

@ToxicSideChick_ Yeah Things that doesn’t even need prayers

90% of our prayer points are government responsibilities.

@Dr_Afo 😂😂

This X, it's best not to take people's comments too seriously. That's how I was bantering with someone recently only for me to see their 2026 jamb result on their page. 🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩

@chuksjn @NoorCars na this type of confidence i wan get

money will always come, I’m not even scared again

@toxicwaifuu Use your money chop life

To buy skin care products or register for the gym? Helpppp😔

@Atilolahafeezah Always On …45 monthly for 9k

Mtn users, which data plan are you all doing?

@Khady_Bamalli Your choise kam 😂 This ‘choise’ alone shows that you belong to that film industry 😂

My life, my choise.

😂

@leodey4uu Corpse

Cops ???

@crazeclown 😂

Just saw my secondary school classmate in a porn video 🤯🤯

Some Med school MCQs test your understanding of English, more than your understanding of medicine .