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@TeslaAiGirl Hahaha 😂

H*ly shitballs, never go full retard!

@grantbelden It would have slowed and move over…. Driver didn’t even give it a chance…

Teslas need LiDAR because they still can’t reliably detect vehicles stopped on highways

@roy_royzz_ @Tesla @TeslaSupport @elonmusk Warning is that it’s supervised… lol

First-time @Tesla owner. Day 4. #FSD just crashed my car into a concrete pillar. 🤦‍♂️ I was supervising, but there was zero time to react. We need MUCH clearer warnings about FSD parking limitations before handing over the keys. Really disappointed. @TeslaSupport @elonmusk #Tesla

Two police officers approached me in Yosemite today and told me I “cannot use FSD” because, according to them, there have been “many accidents” involving it. I highly doubt either of them has spent hundreds of hours using the latest version, bc this is what FSD v14.3.6 was doing for me… smoothly guiding my Cybertruck through Yosemite’s winding roads, slowing before sharp curves, staying centered in its lane and handling the entire drive while I enjoyed the scenery and ready to take over. I told them that I trust this technology to drive me more than I trust myself to manually drive. Of course no technology is accident-free… but the real question is how often accidents happen compared to normal human driving. And according to Tesla’s latest reported safety data, vehicles using FSD (Supervised) travel roughly 7x farther between major collisions than the U.S. average. FSD is still supervised, and the driver remains responsible at all times… but saying the technology is unsafe simply bc accidents have happened ignores the rate, the data and how quickly the system continues to improve. So I gave them both the middle finger and continued my trip on Tesla FSD.

@NoContextHumans U know what… as long as u pay one game I think it’s legal… no actual instructions on how to play the game… lol

Unlimited money hack

@CrystalHope1979 Yeah should be disabled at home… so they can tow it right out of ur driveway buhahaha

Ford remotely shut off this brand-new Bronco on a busy expressway over ONE late payment. 😱 Guy’s out here with a new Bronco that has only 3,000 miles on it, and Ford just killed the engine while he’s in 60 mph traffic. He’s standing on the side of the road, trucks and cars whipping past, saying he could get killed and that Ford has no idea how rough it is out here. He even wonders out loud if this is basically a scam. Hard questions we should all be asking: • How is it legal (or safe) for a company to remotely disable a vehicle while it’s moving on a public highway? • What happens if this happens to someone with kids in the car, or in the middle of nowhere, or during a medical emergency? • If you finance a car, do you really own it… or are you just renting permission to drive until they decide otherwise? • How many other vehicles already have this kill-switch capability built in that most of us don’t even know about? • And if they can shut it off for a missed payment, what else can they control or track without your knowledge? This isn’t just one guy’s bad day. This is a preview of what “smart” cars can do to all of us. What do you think—fair consequence or dangerous overreach? 🤔

@medoyia Women asking how the world works… lol it’s an emergency exit ramp used for runaway trucks with broken brakes.

Mühendisler, beynim resmen istifa etti. Bu ne için var, açıklar mısınız?

@AntonioMansou17 @butala_aryan @Tesla @Tesla_AI @aelluswamy @tesla_na youtube.com/shorts/60o2p5v…

@butala_aryan @Tesla @Tesla_AI @aelluswamy @tesla_na You’re thinking too small here. I feel like the port should open and the supercharger should auto plug in so I don’t even get out of the car

I feel like @Tesla charging ports should automatically open when you back into a supercharger. They already close on their own, so why not open? Plus, the car already knows when it is near a supercharger with site maps and navigation. I find myself fidgeting with the button on the charge handle a lot, and the response from the charge port is quite delayed sometimes. I thought this might help.

@ElonVisioniX Look! Cool cooks choose good food. Good books look cool. Foolish fools choose loose tools. Wooden doors look good soon. Blood floods poor floors. Cool moons look gloomy. Good schools choose cool books Poor fools look for good food Soon cool tools look good Cartoons look cool too

Prove me wrong???🧐🧐

@Adam_and_EVs @CaptainDallyB

@CaptainDallyB I use the word moron loosely. He is a highly driven and developed scam artist. He has built an amazing following and wealth on the back of that. That said, much of the complete drivel that spews from his mouth points to very low IQ. Sub 100.

Just look at the amazing engineering and build quality of this marvellous 300X PE company! FYI, really bad for aerodynamic efficiency.

@chefsevenn Chili and cheese lol

You can add 2 things to these hot dogs. What are you adding?

@ZadeSmith4 @FLCons Women driver… u should have ur license revoked…

@FLCons Yes they are a death trap…

This is why I detest these roundabouts. People simply do NOT know how to use them! Instead of trying to socially engineer people's compliance to these things, just admit the experiment has been a complete failure because people will NEVER understand how to use this type of traffic intersection! Are you with me? Is it time to go back to actual lights with green, yellow and red and proper intersections?

@FLCons Anyone who agrees with should have their license revoked…

@MissJilianne Point was to make expensive models and use those funds to make cheaper models. They did that.

The Tesla Model S and Model X were both failures for Tesla. Prove me wrong.

@TexasTSLA Hw3 car

Blinkers were being used with such precision I was sure he was on FSD but nope 😣 I rarely see people using FSD it's so weird even on newer Teslas. I don't understand it 😞

@djcre8or @niccruzpatane What a terrible take… and I would not trust Optimus to drive a car… got a perfectly good robot already…

You don’t see the bigger picture. What do you think will happen to FSD and Tesla cars once Optimus learns how to drive any type of car? It will obviously do at some point. Why buy a 50k car when I can just buy a 30k robot that could drive my Honda and do also dishes or whatever. 🤷‍♂️😂

“Tesla isn’t in the business of selling cars anymore” That statement kind of blows my mind. What most people still aren’t realizing is that the biggest factor in selling cars is becoming Full Self-Driving. In North America, about 55% of deliveries in Q2 2026 already included an FSD subscription at delivery. That number is only going to grow. People are already walking into Tesla stores just for self-driving.

@TechFutureX @TexasTSLA Amazing cars then shit load of units sold

@TexasTSLA v14 lite is the new Nissan Altimas of the Tesla world 😂😂

V14 Lite owners have arrived at the Diner 😂

@Imdavn_ @grok Bruised palate dentist gf tells me that’s a sign they be sucking on somthing…

Hey @grok, my girlfriend went to her best friend’s birthday party two days ago and she got this mark under her mouth. Can you tell me the reason for it?

@SawyerMerritt Good… I’ve see. So many parking issues with 14.3.5

Tesla FSD V14.3.6 has just started rolling out. Same release notes. Downloading on my Model Y now.

@linadreaamy 5kg…

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