Jack Laytons Of Pipe, Leader of No Dry Pussy
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@DryChrisVII
A constant exercise in the duality of man. Follow @DerDryChris for my content.
Burger King Fires Loyal 24-Year Employee for Taking Fries and a Drink with Her Allowed Sandwich; Court Rules No Theft Intent, Calls Firing Too Harsh, Awards Her $46,000
“PLEASE FREIKORP I’LL DO ANYTHING!! I’LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK! YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT??? I’LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT IN THE REICHSTAG LAWN!!”
My last rent increase was because the landlord noticed that the market rate for the area had gone up Not because his costs went up, but because other landlords were charging more in my area and my landlord felt left out and thought I should pay him more for the same thing
Dünyanın en komik gifi
“Badly burned but never broken, like Ukraine itself”
Let’s get to work.
VANCE CONSIDERS ABANDONING 2028 PRESIDENTIAL RUN, SOURCES SAY — MAIL
Cuba is the most moral country in the world 🇨🇺
BREAKING: White House locked down after as many as 30 shots fired in vicinity.
Dear Gen Z: My mother ate LARD sandwiches when she was a girl. She lived in a dirt floor shack with no electricity or indoor plumbing. She wore dresses made from flour sacks. Fuck you and your whining about the cost of a mocha latte.
Last time I checked, Vancouver was a city in British Columbia, Canada. What are foreign flags doing in Vancouver city council meeting, and where are the B.C. and the Canadian flags?!
Pope Leo XIV on AI: “Artificial intelligence needs to be disarmed. The word [disarmed] is strong I know, but deliberately chosen because this moment needs words capable of attracting attention, awakening consciences, and indicating paths forward for humanity.”
Mamdani: "Of the Margret Thatcher quote, the problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money. If anything my friends, it seems you eventually need a socialist to clean up the mess."
VANCE CONSIDERS ABANDONING 2028 PRESIDENTIAL RUN, SOURCES SAY — MAIL
The permanent vibecession is here to stay
This latest revelation is further evidence that the MOU between Prime Minister Carney and Premier Smith is a gift to the fossil fuel industry. Prime Minister Carney had already abandoned most of his government’s climate measures to appease big oil and gas. Now we learn that he’s offered them a $1.2 billion escape clause to avoid even the meagre measures remaining. At this point, it would be more honest to just give Danielle Smith and her oil industry friends the pipeline they crave. theglobeandmail.com/politics/artic…
