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@denetric_malope Their parents settled in SA , the kids were born in SA , understand migration. Even if they the parents have permanent residence, the kids will have ids but still use Zim passports, some of them have never stepped foot in Zim, naturally they will claim SA.

lol this guy once said “ I’m from South Africa” and I said No you’re not 😭😭 that was probably the most awkward day of his life. We were in London.

@piersmorgan @_DeclanRice And a champions league final

Ridiculous… @_DeclanRice should have won this. Absolute travesty that someone whose team never once competed for the Title wins over a guy whose brilliance all season led us to the Title.

@Shadaya_Knight Belt cutting at its best.

Midnight I received a call from this other dude, an Arsenal fan screaming his lungs out "we won, we won, we won". Almost tore my earpieces with his noise. That time the dude, is broke and that's when it struck to me, football is the only thing happening in his life. He is living vicariously through "his team". Why so many men treat their team’s win like it’s their own? Walk into any bar on a Champions League night and you’ll see it. Grown men screaming, jumping, cursing at the ref like they’re on the pitch. The team wins, and suddenly it’s “we did it”. The team loses, and it’s a bad Monday. That’s vicarious living, and soccer is the main drug for it. *1. Identity without effort* Building status in real life takes years: career, family, skills, money. Supporting a club gives you an instant identity. You’re a Man City fan, a Man Utd fan, an Arsenal fan. No tryouts needed. When they win, your identity wins too. *2. Controlled emotion in a boring world* Most of life is muted. Work, bills, routine. A 90-minute match is 90 minutes where you’re allowed to feel everything at max volume. The highs feel earned, even if you did nothing but watch. It’s a legal hit of purpose and tribal belonging. *3. Tribe > Individual* Humans are wired for tribe. Your club is your tribe. When they score, you get the same neurochemical hit as if _you_ scored. Dopamine doesn’t care that you were on the couch. It cares that “your group” succeeded. That’s why losses feel personal - it’s a group loss. *4. Low cost, high payoff* You can be a fan from anywhere. No gym, no talent, no risk of injury. You put in $0 and 2 hours a week, and you get bragging rights, community, and emotional highs for months. It’s the highest ROI hobby out there. *The catch* It becomes a problem when it replaces real wins. If your only “we did it” moment is your club lifting a trophy, you’re renting meaning. Real fulfillment comes from things you actually control: your health, your work, your relationships. But used right, it’s healthy. It’s ritual, community, and a break from the grind. The mistake is confusing “we won” with “I won”. Be a fan. Celebrate. Then go build something in your own life you can say that about. Learn OR perish!!!

@JurrienTimber @MntakaTshaka God did it man

How good is god man

Comeone Arsenal. Congratulations my fellow gunners @Arsenal

@samkebusiness Awu MaTshuma luck kodwa being unbeaten njani

Luck also plays a great role in Football. Arsenal got to Final by luck. I wouldn't be shocked if they win the Champions League by this luck.

Music pulse is so painful to watch. One must go angeke.

@CityPowerJhb Any update @CityPowerJhb on Robertsham ?

#CityPowerUpdates #ReuvenSDC We are aware of a tripped feeder board at Robertsham Substation, affecting customers in Robertsham, Crown Gardens, Ridgeway, Winchester Hills, and surrounding suburbs. Operators have been notified and will be dispatched to investigate the root cause. Further details will be communicated once available. We apologise for the inconvenience caused. For isolated, individual electricity-related queries, please log calls at citypower.mobi or call 011 490 7484 / 0800 202 925. For updates or escalations on logged calls, please contact our toll-free number 0800 003 156, available daily from 06:00 to 18:00. Follow the City Power Reuven SDC Updates channel on WhatsApp: whatsapp.com/channel/0029Va… ^LP

@1Tate The owner of smokehouse.

Who owns Liquor Supplies?

@SengezoTsh17075 @bbmhlanga @MoJLPA @Moha_Zim Wenaa ntja

I listened to @bbmhlanga speaking at the Geneva Summit, and I was deeply moved by his remarks. As an opposition politician and a Senator in the Parliament of Zimbabwe, I will raise a motion in the Senate urging the Government to cancel his passport. Patriotism must be upheld.

@ruwa_dzano @Mamoxn You need to call netone so that they upgrade your line to 5G otherwise you will be playing

Guuuurl, I am sure my BP readings were off the charts this morning. Our starlink dropped. Seems to be an issue with the router 🤷‍♀️. Tried my netone ... nothing, it refuses to load any pages or anything on the cloud. I am 🐢ing on someone's econet line right now. But its so frustratingly slow . How are people productive in this teapot???? Drops whilst i am on teams calls, lags . I called a relative to go and have meetings at their place and they said today network yakadhakwa but you can come. How are people productive? Apa hakuna magetsi !!!!!!

Kanti vele what's the issue with internet connection in Zim? I really don't get it. Can tech gurus break down why internet is slow, You can't even have a decent WhatsApp call half the time, Forget zoom meetings & spaces. Is it just me? From econet to telone etc. Wuu! P.S. I know about starlink, asking for those of us without it.

@Mamoxn Say hi to TV

Happy birthday to my dearest mother, The one and only Dr Ngoni Moyo! And also happy first day of retirement to her, After 45 years of service! 👏👏👏 One of my greatest blessings and privileges, Is having a mother who still takes care of me (us), At my big age of 41. I pray God blesses her with many more years so that we too, Can take care of her, As she has done all of us for decades. I also wish her a happy and restful retirement. My mother is an inspiration to many and has spent her whole life serving her community and our family and extended families. Help me appreciate her and wish her well. ❤️

@officialallen__ @CurateByo Leave them , bambuluziswa ngu december. If Byo people write off a place kuphelile ngayo

We look like shitty people when we complain about the service we receive at some Bulawayo establishments. Today we came to Hartsfield and chilled for some time. Later we are told we are supposed to spend $100 to sit at a table. I asked them where we can sit if we don't want to book a table and the waitress told us to sit outside next to the Car Wash. Mind you, there's no sitting space there. We told her we'll finish our round and leave. Only for one of the waitresses to come and collect beers we hadnt finished drinking (without saying anything). We ask to see the manager and the manager tells us he's busy he can't talk to us, he's at the till. Ayi iBulawayo sometimes

Another leg

@Vodlozanesto @zenzele He is local , sakhula laye ko Sekusile though

@zenzele This guy must allow local people to lead bakithi.

ZANU-PF candidate for Nkulumane Freedom Mucheru

@Savheya_Happie Someone chowed money for welcome trees

Who recommended the City of Harare to plant these thorns in the middle of the Town like they are fencing gardens along Nyazvidzi🤣🤣🤣 I'm not impressed

@hatiperi_wacho And run the country like a company with a CEO with many divisions and create jobs , and run it at break even.

What does it take for a nation kuti tingobatane, no election, no dividing , just kungoshanda pamwe and move forward ?

@HeraldZimbabwe Send location

Gold reserves reach US$ 1 billion mark heraldonline.co.zw/gold-reserves-…

Yesterday they were Christmas carols at primary school, kade kule piano covered ngelembu. The kids convinced each other ukuth yi coffin. My sisters child Kalalanga.

Had 2 VIP tickets to Hinde and unfortunately had to leave Byo , had to give them away , hope people enjoy there .