Uncle Cecil

Just sold Manny to the Guatemalan cartel for new years! He'll have a great 2026 in captivity, I'm sure! Happy new years!!!

the dudes that make these t shirts are the quickest on the draw i've ever seen

“Breaking News Kenneth Walker lll has just been traded”

You know what day it is ‼️ Presented by @Delta

Moved the chains. Over and over. @Kenneth_Walker9

There is no place in our country for this kind of violence. It must end now. Jill and I are praying for Charlie Kirk’s family and loved ones.

@HeffleyRoderick Remember that one time on a family reunion you got your dick stuck in your mom's gasoline hole?

Got my dick stuck in a vending machine

I saw this (picture below) @MomHeffley house during my visit I am now traumatized

When you realize that @JeffKinney only put you in one page

Me telling my friend to get wood for our minecraft house

President Obama's marriage to Michelle is a sham. He had sex with this man.

I saw someone say that the mob vote should just decide which mob is added FIRST, then the other mobs just come out over the course of the year in order of popularity. @Mojang listen please.

@RiggyRunkey & @Wendys should do a twitter colab change my mind

How is cyber bullying actually like a real thing just turn off the computer bro just walk away

i thought the new spider-man game was a PS5 exclusive 😭

just watched stampy’s last video and cried. I am now going to binge the entirety of race to the moon and the unfinished swan.