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@destiny_ndlovu Pesa ndongo iyo,

If you’re not married yet but planning to one day, I feel sorry for you. The bar is now very high, you’re going to need at least a million for this kind of wedding.

@MjengoKE Hmm, that's some1nz daughter, wangu navunja mguu.

Dear women, alcohol doesnt look good on you 🥹🥹🥹!

@NytoP2PMwangi Sifuna amesema mara kadhaa the guy was his Uncle, bado mko "his dad"

Kenyan Elected Leaders from Rich Families!! 1. Kisumu County Woman Representative Ruth Odinga, Her father was Kenya’s first Vice President, Jaramogi Oginga Odinga. 2. Nairobi Senator Edwin Sifuna, His Dad, Lawrence Simiyu Sifuna, was the former MP for Bumula and Kanduyi constituencies. 3. Dagoretti South MP John “KJ” Kiarie (John Kiarie Waweru) His father, David Waweru Ng’ethe, was the former Kandara MP and ran for president three times. 4. Kasarani MP Ronald Karauri, His father, Matthew Adams Karauri, was the former Tigania East MP. 5. Mombasa Governor Abdullswamad Shariff Nassir, His father was the long-serving Mvita MP, Shariff Nassir. 6. Garissa Senator Abdulkadir Mohamed Haji, He is the son of the former Defence Minister and Senator, Mohamed Yusuf Haji). 7. Makueni Governor Mutula Kilonzo Jr. Son of the former Justice Minister and Makueni Senator, Mutula Kilonzo. 8. Nakuru Governor Susan Kihika, Daughter of the former Nakuru North/Laikipia West/Molo MP, Dixon Kihika Kimani. 9. Embakasi West MP Mark Mwenje, Son of the late David Mwenje, former Embakasi MP and a prominent city politician/councillor. 10. Kasipul MP Boyd Were, Son of the late Charles Ong’ondo Were, former Kasipul MP. 11. Kisii Senator Richard Onyonka, Son of the late Dr. Zachary Onyonka, long-serving MP (1969–2004) and Cabinet Minister under Presidents Kenyatta and Moi Who Else?

@KenyanSays Kama uko na pesa, why run 4 mca? Confused ppl ni wengi!

A Young Kenyan man campaigning to be the next Riruta MCA caught on Camera 'campaigning' using dubious means!

@AlanClementscom This pretentious evil witch can die for all we care

@ivymuthe Aanzishiwe biashara akiwa sawa, hii Mambo ya kupatia watu doo haisaidii

Renowned Kenyan boxer Conjestina Achieng was recently spotted begging by the roadside, claiming that Mike Sonko had chased her away

@LarryMadowo They should not be allowed off that ship for a whole year

⚠️3 people have died and 149 people are stranded on a cruise ship off the West African island nation of Cape Verde after a suspected hantavirus outbreak onboard. The virus jumps to humans from rodents like rats and mice and causes severe respiratory illness or kidney disease. What happened?

@MwangiMaina_ Wapi video?

Tanzanian President Samia Suluhu Hassan publicly rebukes President Ruto over his announcement of plans to construct an oil refinery in Tanga, saying the proposal had been made without her knowledge.

@bigdihhintown What about if you bn here b4?

Mimi naye ukini-invite kwako ama kwenu tu hang out alafu nikikwambia nimefika hukuji kunikaribisha ndani na uni kunitext ati "the door is open just enter" narudi tu kwangu ns. Jirani yangu pekee mwenye si hukulana ndiye naweza jifungulia kwake na niingie. Wewe come handle a guest

@MarthaKarua Something must kill a man, I have a strong feeling ni ka-blue pill, @ 83, nway wacha tungoje!

What exactly is she accused of and who is the complainant ? We have the right to this info as the public

@Belive_Kinuthia Inakaa High end Mogue

The New look at Statehouse. Doesn't it look presidential?

@DrJuma_M @Kibet_bull Something must kill a man, Cheza na 🐈

Jamaal Khashoggi was a Saudi Journalist mostly writing Politics and Criticising Saudi Crown Prince,He was doing All this While in Asylum Huko Yues, Siku Moja Akapata Ka Hanifa Kadogo wakapendana,While on Holiday in Turkey they Decided to Visit the Saudi Embassy to get Married 🧵

@HonMosiria Ametumwa na boyfriend yake, Ma-dimples

I would like to pay a visit to DJ Evolve to explore ways we can support him, especially following the unfortunate shooting incident that left him with disabilities. Our focus would be on empowering him to rebuild and thrive, particularly by leveraging opportunities in the digital space. We can support him in establishing an online DJ entertainment platform, enabling him to continue his passion and connect with audiences virtually. In addition, we can help set up a DJ academy where he can train and mentor upcoming DJs, creating a sustainable source of income while also nurturing young talent. Beyond this, there is room to support his medical care, rehabilitation, and overall well-being, as well as provide assistive technology and equipment that can enhance his productivity and independence. If anyone has his contact or can help facilitate a connection, I would greatly appreciate your assistance.

@_fels1 Mtu akiwa mjinga na pesa yake wacha apoteze ndio ajifunze!

Someone bought land at Marurui and this is the only document he has as proof of land ownership. There is zero land remaining to buy in Nairobi or Kiambu, anyone purporting to be selling any piece is a THIEF.

@ivymuthe Sisi watu hatujawai own ata nusu acre hatuelewi nini unaongelea

Imagine sharing a border with a neighbor who deliberately plants his entire land with eucalyptus trees, aiming to make millions, while knowingly causing you serious financial losses.

@DCI_Kenya Micheso ya town tu hii, am sure Kuna mtu alirushwa ama hakuchotewa this time around!

JET FUEL THEFT BUSTED AT WILSON AIRPORT, SUSPECTS ARRESTED A covert attempt to siphon jet fuel and sneak it out under the cover of routine airport activity has been thwarted after sharp-eyed detectives from the Kenya Airport Police Unit (KAPU) intercepted a suspicious vehicle at Wilson Airport. The drama unfolded when detectives intercepted a white Mitsubishi Canter, registration KBM 647D, lurking within the airport precincts. While it tried to blend into the shadows of routine airport activity, the vehicle was carrying a heavy secret: four drums, each brimming with 200 litres of jet fuel. Preliminary investigations revealed that the fuel had been drained from an aircraft stationed at the NASD hangar. The plane, operated by Airworks Aviation, was undergoing maintenance, providing the perfect cover for the fuel-thirsty predators. However, their plan to fly under the radar crashed, as the law caught up with the suspects before they could make their unauthorised exit. The alleged owner of the consignment, Gladys Ndumba Kanairo, was found to have no gate pass. At the same time, the vehicle itself lacked the mandatory authorisation from the Energy and Petroleum Regulatory Authority (EPRA) to transport petroleum products. Kanairo, alongside the driver, Timothy Wambugu Maina, and two accomplices, Kennedy Njoka Kinuthia and Abdulmalik Musinga, were immediately arrested. They are currently undergoing processing as detectives prepare to parade them before the corridors of justice. Meanwhile, the impounded vehicle and the recovered jet fuel are being detained as exhibits. #FichuaKwaDCI. Call 0800 722 203 (Toll-free) or WhatsApp at 0709 570 000 to report anonymously. Usiogope!

@RT_com Rt is Russian not Chinese

Chinese social media ROASTS Americans desperately dodging NYC subway fares

@NairobiLoop Why did you take care of him knowing fully well he hates you? All your should hv done hapo, is pay 4 his surgery and call his next of kin( wife or kids) Doesn't he have his own kids...hujawai sikia tenda wema. Nenda zako?

A man has hilariously narrated how his uncle has taken him through hell. In a Facebook post, he said: "Siku moja when I get a plot of a book, I will write about what I have gone through in the hands of people I once called relatives. The man on the stretcher is my father's eldest brother. This man destroyed and sabotaged my life at every chance he got. He made darkness sit with me, he wished life left my body, wished that I folded up, gave up and sunk. On this day January 11th of 2022, I played Jesus-the-saviour to my enemy. He’d been in an accident. A nurse friend of mine who knew my family name (the patient had an ID on himself) called thinking the unconscious man was my dad. I rushed in, got his head surgery done to remove a blood clot from his brain, nursed him till he woke up. The day this man opened his eyes, alitoa nduru moja safi that I bribed doctors to steal his brain and the remaining was insufficient 😅 He healed and hates me more😅 Human beings are inherently evil." Do we have such relatives? Follow Nairobi Loop 👊

@KTT254 Magoti kama bakuli!

Sasa mwanaume mzima unavaa tights ukatiwe na nani?

@wambuijoan2024 Sasa ndio mnajua how it felt for some of us mlipokua mnabeba Anakonda na wheelbarrow mkidance naye ATI ni maombi sio uchawi bla..., he has simply been hoodwinked like you all were! No need to purnish a hoodwinked neighbor!

Sasa kwa mfano huyu akiamka apate hii kibanda haiko atalaumu nani?