Duncan Whitehead

It has taken rather longer than Jennifer would have liked—and considerably more effort than she would ever admit—but The One-Star Widow is officially published today. This is my new darkly comic mystery about literary vanity, a deteriorating marriage, inconvenient secrets and the potentially dangerous consequences of leaving the wrong author a one-star review. It is now available in Kindle and paperback editions on Amazon, and the ebook is also available through Kindle Unlimited. I hope readers enjoy meeting Jennifer. I am not entirely sure they will enjoy being trapped inside her mind, but that is another matter. The One-Star Widow — by Duncan Whitehead amazon.com/dp/B0H9HZ3K6J Please feel free to share this post with anyone who enjoys dark comedy, mysteries and thoroughly unreliable narrators.

FIFA to investigate Argentina as they make another Falklands gesture by having no shots on target.

Fuck off. They are a disgrace. Cheating scum. No Golden Boot. No World Cup. No Malvinas. And No Class. Argentines are the scum of the world. Never been so happy to see them lose. Absolute assholes. Awful performance. An utter stain on the memory of the great Argentine teams of the past. The whole world wanted them to lose; cheated their way to the final. Argentina is a shit hole. Now fuck off you melt.

Muchas gracias Jugadores...!!! Hasta el final con las botas puestas. Argentina siempre en lo alto.

Disgusting behaviour by the Argentinians at the end, especially Paredes. Just a bunch of nasty violent thugs, and a disgrace to football. Never been so happy to see a team lose.

If ever a show needed Chas and Dave.

Thanks to K-Pop Asian men are getting at least 500% more sex than they did thirty years ago. I guarantee it.

Argentina was among FIFA’s leading ticket-buying countries, while Airbnb found that Argentine visitors were planning the longest trips of any nationality. Their run to the final produced another dramatic spending surge: two special Buenos Aires–New York flights priced at approximately $5,000 economy and $10,000 business class sold out almost immediately, regular New York and Miami services filled up, and searches for New York flights rose by 6,000%. Argentina have therefore have overtaken Germany or even England in average expenditure per visitor. This is why Argentina are in the final.

You know what to do, Spain. Please do us all a favour, and wipe the smug smirks off their Argentinian faces. 👊

@TheUnitedExtra Fuck him and Argentina. Sell the cunt.

we’re all Lisandro Martínez tonight, aren’t we? 🏆❤️🇦🇷

No, Pep Guardiola did not make this statement. It's a fabricated quote spreading on X with no backing from credible interviews, press conferences, or news outlets. The photos are just illustrative (one from a Sky Sports interview, the other an old Barcelona hug). Pep has praised Messi plenty over the years, but this specific long endorsement for Argentina over Spain isn't real.

Way more than a billion

@ManUtd @LisandrMartinez No we're fucking not. Sell the cunt. Fuck him and Argentina.

It's the #FIFAWorldCup final 🔥🏆 Best of luck to @LisandrMartinez — we're right behind you 💪

@FabrizioRomaxno Fucking idiots if you think this is remotely true.

🚨BREAKING: Kevin Durant on walking past Messi and Argentina: “I’m a sportsman. I know what it means to work so hard while you watch opponents get an easy way through. I’ve watched the world cup. I wouldn’t want to be part of it.”

@joeadam030682 @jennyrenb @ElunedAnderson You're English is excellent for a Russian Bot. Boris?

@jennyrenb @DuncanWhitehead @ElunedAnderson It was did you bring the trophy home no because the two BEST teams are playing for it tonight so cry more

FYI, FIFA fined England, Wales, Scotland and NI over wearing poppies on ours shirts, because it was “too political”. Let’s see what they do here

@FabrizioRomaxno @grok Did Kevin Durant actually sat that?

If Burnham does start sufficiently drilling for gas and oil as has been reported, that is a positive move and I will support it in Parliament.

Essssssssspaaaaaaañaaaaaaaa! 🇪🇸

We’ve done it. We’ve killed the UK digital ID!!! 💪 🍾 Every single person who took a stand against this should be SO PROUD 🇬🇧 Commiserations to all those who said we’d never win.. and better luck next time (there will be one) to the Tony Blair Institute… 😘

Earlier this week, the Home Secretary interfered with a police investigation to say that arrests “Undoubtedly saved lives”. But now Commander Helen Flanagan, Head of CTP London said: “We have made extensive enquiries, but at this time, we have found no evidence to support anyone being charged with any offences linked to the alleged threat.” Was the Home Secretary lying, or badly informed, or both? Deeply strange

@MarkRuffalo @elonmusk This is how I perceive you, though.

Hello @ElonMusk. This is how you are perceived. Not too late to course correct but it’s getting pretty late. You certainly have the extra money on hand to really help the people of the world instead of the hellbent road of chaos and destruction you are ludicrously barreling down. Put down the Ket straw. 🤪