Sam Dunckley

need a ticket to Geese at the George Tavern? will pay double

looking for 2 turnstile tickets for ally pally?

@ugchamps What’s this called pls bro?

OVERLY TRIMMMMM

@KingKatie97 early show or late?

@Kte1703 early show or late

@CathieSky1 early or late show?

@electricbrixton any idea of stage times? cheers

@scottholtt Hi mate sent a message

@alrightfans @JewishDelboi super cockney

Here’s half of the Mark Noble spezial

@Beetlepimp @JewishDelboi

She prolly not dead but she prolly went in da hospital to get a operation cause she too old to just stand there

@sbstryker @JewishDelboi

oh my god

@SouthsideZo @PotnoodIefringe @JewishDelboi

@richardajkeys @JewishDelboi

I didn’t realise Gabby Agbonlahor was on the radio. His broadcasting career is obviously as insignificant as his playing career. Described to me today by a Villa staff member as ‘the most unprofessional he’d ever worked with’. Apps 351. Gls 76. Is he still at Watford?

@Danny_McMoomins @JewishDelboi

Just singing that Postcode Lottery song, but with the words "Someone's licking out my cat, someone's shagging the dog" instead. Give it a go. Wholesome bank holiday family fun. #Madley

@JewishDelboi @SkyNews U might wanna be buying that book

@SkyNews @DunckleySam

How To Murder Your Husband writer Nancy Crampton Brophy jailed for life for killing her own spouse news.sky.com/story/how-to-m…

@will_1889 @DunckleySam any opportunity to watch this again

@UtdBreezy @JewishDelboi

@_Sean7_ @JewishDelboi

@lengurz @JewishDelboi

still can’t believe niggas from endz shortened ps4/ps5 to p4/p5 … like how can u abbreviate an abbreviation?