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[High Performance Podcast] Santa: y'know how long it takes to make a list of every child in the world? And y'know what I do when I finish the list? Jake Humphrey: *nodding* deliver the presents Santa: *shaking his head* check it twice mate Jake: *grinning* fucking hell

@_andrewkerr_ Hate him with a passion. WITH A PASSION

POV: you're about to hear some absolute bullshit

@KyleBrandt Father Intintolerable

I’m re-watching the Sopranos start to finish. Still early on. This guy is absolutely intolerable, every second he’s on screen.

@pityforyourself open.spotify.com/track/64cSND3L…

@screenrotpod Good vides only

Nearly the weekend

Freddie Gibbs' narrating the story of Michael Jackson's return to Gary, Indiana 😭 (2013)

@jamesh220279 @NoContextBrits It’s kids TV you fucking dickhead 😂

@NoContextBrits Thats because tv producers now are afraid of their own shadow and dont want to offend anyone, its all bollocks!

They don’t make telly like this anymore.

@UniqueRiggers @Itshaber Don’t constantly pause the game then you twat

@Itshaber If you get a red card whist waiting for them to come on it cancels them all as well which is great if you have used all 3 pauses

This might be one of the most unnecessary and stupid additions EA have added to FC25.. I can literally only pause the game when the ball goes out of play or the play is stopped, why do I then have to wait for it to go out again for my subs to come on?? 🤣

@AdamCatterall Made a tool of himself post fight

@SW_Help Can I claim on an Uber from Waterloo to Isleworth?

@nalaknip @thechewatson What’s this from??

@thechewatson Hahahaha! Honestly, that’s the first thing I thought of. Was even going to add a clip.

@wb1976 @gammajack84 @EvertonArentWe Can’t stand him

Every stand up clip on the internet.

A rousing performance of 'Fairytale of New York' was given by Glen Hansard and Lisa O'Neill at the funeral of Shane MacGowan in Nenagh, Co Tipperary. The performance was greeted by cheers inside and outside the church | rte.ie/b/1420857

@SkyNews Thought this was @TheOnion

NFL coach apologises for using 9/11 hijackers as example of teamwork trib.al/wHPVuIF

@SLED_77 @lthomasnews He’s 19, he’ll be better by their next game 😂

@lthomasnews have to wonder what kinda legacy he could have if he’s still getting better

This MFer is unreal.

@Danny_McMoomins Link?

If I was to piss about on a child's toy with a cat in a little girl's basket on the front around the streets of London, I simply wouldn't film myself doing it, let alone share the footage when I fall over and traumatise the foolish cat.

This incredibly sincere white guy trying Indian food for the very first time and having his mind blown is so wholesome

@dubslife1 What on earth

@b54785961 @TARob81 Twat