Colm Reilly

🎙️ Ian Wright: “If Arsenal win the Premier League, Declan Rice has to win Premier League POTY. And if Arsenal win the Champions League. Rice should also win the Ballon d'Or.”

@MensHumor Invest in Apple

@richiericky23 @FootbalIhub 😂😂😂😂😂

@FootbalIhub Bridesmaid, never bride.

Sum up Arteta in THREE words go!

@Fults12 @AFTVMedia 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Gutted

@CuriosityonX Ronnie Pickering...

Aliens just landed and want to talk to ONE person to represent the humanity. Who are you sending?

@CuriosityonX I don't know what a tracker mortgage is....

What would be the scariest message humanity could receive from outer space?

@DeadlineDayLive Get that 12 mill into my bank account immediately.. Hee hee Shamone everybody..

🚨 You’re 18-years old, just breaking into the professional game… and these are the two contract offers on the table. 👀✍️ 🇸🇦 Al-Nassr first team. Four-year contract. Worth €12M-a-year. 🇪🇸 Real Madrid Juvenil. Two-year contract. Worth €200,000-a-year. Which one do you sign? 🤔

@DeadlineDayLive Hopefully he doesn't have time for those ridiculous Trivago anymore either 😂😂😂.. They are terrible

🇩🇪🗣️ Jürgen Klopp: “I no longer want to be a coach. That’s what I think. I don’t miss anything. In 2001 I told my girlfriend (now my wife) that I would work 25 years at full throttle without looking anywhere else. If it didn’t work out, she told me she knew how to drive a taxi. The risk was worth it, but I didn’t think I’d do this until the end of my life. For 25 years I went to a wedding twice: one was mine and the other was two months ago. In 25 years I went to the movies four times, all in the last eight weeks. Now it’s a pleasure to be able to do it." Do you think we'll ever see him coach again? 😔

@FootballTalkHQ Love hearing stories like this so you actually know JT was that massive twat with a huge ego to boot that you thought he was when he was playing.. Imagine complaining about your seat on the plane.. One of the biggest gimps to ever pull on a football jersey..

🗣️ John Terry: "When Andre Villas-Boas came in, we went to Hong Kong and I'm sitting in economy on a 13-hour flight. We've got Josh McEachran, Nathaniel Chalobah, and a couple of other young players all in first class. This was part of AVB (Villas-Boas) going, 'No, no, no player's bigger than me, everyone's the same. So I'm on the plane going, 'No, I'm not going anywhere until these young players go back in economy and the first-team players, that have built this club to where we are today, go back in first. AVB comes up and says 'What's the problem?' I'm going 'Well, I'm not going anywhere until the young players move'. To be fair to the young players they were going, 'Listen JT, it's really uncomfortable we'll go back'. I'm then going, 'No it's not your decision it has to come from him (Villas-Boas), and he has to own it'. In the end, it all spins to first-team players flying first class, and younger players back to economy. He tried to make a statement on day one and he failed instantly. I promise you, the plane wasn't going. If it was going, it would've gone without me, Frank, and Didier."

@TicketmasterIre Yet another master class from your pathetic platform for the Freya Skye pre sale this morning.. Got through and web site fails over as I tried to pay.. All tickets now gone.. You charge a fortune in service fees yet refuse to provide a working service.. 🤡 🤡

@NOT_MOTD I started chuckling to myself when I seen Virgil van Disney there but then I spotted Robertson....

"The only correct Premier League Best XI"

@EPLBible Caicedo and Rice...

Who stands for Casemiro to sit? 🤨

@mufcytp @fichajesnet Sure Buddy... Sure... 😂😂😂😂... There's about as much chance of Ronaldo rejoining Utd as there is of me joining 😂😂😂

🚨BREAKING NEWS: Cristiano Ronaldo wants to leave Al Nassr in the summer, and Manchester United want him to return to OT. His wish is to end his glorious career at the Theatre of Dreams. — @fichajesnet Reds, what’s your opinion on this? 1️⃣ Last dance with CR7 2️⃣ No deal

@Footballtweet Remember when Jamie Carragher actually said anything remotely interesting...

Remember when Jamie Carragher told Casemiro to 'leave the football, before the football leaves you'? Well, since then, he's turned his form around, got BACK into the Brazil squad and become one of the most important players in this Manchester United team. 🇧🇷 He is the ultimate professional and he's proving that form is temporary and class is permanent. 🔝

@AFTVMedia Well simply put neither the ref or VAR said it was handball..

𝐄𝐗𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐄 𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐀 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐋?!! 😑

@Footballtweet No

🤔 𝗗𝗘𝗕𝗔𝗧𝗘: Should Dorgu's goal have been disallowed for handball?

@FootballFactly Arteta should be there on his own.. Get rid of the rest.. He has won so much over the course of managerial career and not spent that much really.. Yeah.. Defo him on his own...

Somebody has to stand up for Jurgen Klopp to sit down… 👀👀

@Footballtweet Defo not the goat.... Move along please...

👇 Remove the worst player from this season…