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@onosetale_usifo @VeejayKingg Your crayfish don born

Whats this ? I found this in my soup 🤔

@odogwu_ogidi @kenniekendo That’s just an academic exercise. Nothing more

A professor of law who authored a book on digital evidence is denying his digital footprints. 😂 Nigeria is a funny place.

@instablog9ja Make their parents take care of them.

Lawyer sparks conversation after asking a question about taking full responsibility of younger siblings

@PeterObi @boboyitik In God we Trust. For every other person, we need data. Statistics/data has no conscience.

From Pharisee to Tax Collector: Rethinking Tinubu’s Kenyan Comparison In a recent remark in Yenagoa, Bola Ahmed Tinubu suggested that Nigerians should find solace in being “better off than Kenya and other African countries.” While this may have been intended to soften the impact of economic hardship and rising fuel prices, the comment risks downplaying the severity of the current crisis. It echoes the biblical parable of the Pharisee and the Tax Collector in the Gospel of Luke (18:9–14). A similar warning is found in the Qur’an (53:32), which cautions against self-righteousness. Like the Pharisee who boasted of his superiority over others to mask his own spiritual void, such downward comparisons serve more as a refuge than a remedy. This validated an earlier dismissive remark by President Ahmed Bola Tinubu during electioneering: “Na statistics we go shop?” Yet statistics remain indispensable - they are the language through which nations understand their condition and chart progress. No country can develop in isolation from measurable realities or without comparing itself with peers. Comparisons, when properly grounded, are not instruments of escapism but tools of accountability. What is objectionable is not comparison itself, but comparison stripped of credible, verifiable data—mere tax collector comparisons that soothe rather than solve. On key development indicators such as security, the Human Development Index, life expectancy, GDP per capita, literacy levels, and electricity access, Kenya consistently outperforms Nigeria. Nigeria is the fourth most terrorised nation in the world, while Kenya is not among the ten worst. Kenya’s HDI ranking is 143 out of 180 countries, with a coefficient of about 0.630, compared to Nigeria’s ranking of 164 out of 180, with a coefficient of about 0.530. Its GDP per capita is roughly $2,200–$2,300, compared to Nigeria’s $807–$835. Kenya’s poverty rate is about 43% of the population (approximately 23 million people), while Nigeria’s is about 63% (around 150 million people), over six times that of Kenya. Kenya’s life expectancy is about 67 years, while Nigeria’s is about 54 years. The literacy rate in Kenya is approximately 81–85%, compared to Nigeria’s 62–65%. Kenya’s electricity access is higher, while Nigeria has one of the lowest levels of electricity access in the world. Kenya has about 3.5 million out-of-school children, while Nigeria has about 20 million. Kenya’s inflation rate has been about 4.5% or lower over the past three years, while Nigeria’s has remained above 15% within the same period. Kenya’s exchange rate has been around USD 1 to KES 130 over the past three years, whereas Nigeria’s exchange rate rose from below ₦500/$1 to above ₦1,250/$1 within the same period. Even with developments in the Middle East and rising oil prices, Kenyans have not experienced the sharp increases in petroleum product prices seen in Nigeria. Across other key indicators, Kenya also performs better. In the end, these indices clearly show that Kenya ranks higher than Nigeria on several development metrics. The standard of living of Kenyans is better than that of Nigerians. If the President considers Kenyans to be suffering despite these stronger figures, then Nigerians are in a far more difficult situation. He should therefore refrain from self-consolation and, in honest reflection, take responsibility for the situation and make a determined effort to drive improvement. This requires a posture of humility, accountability, and commitment to addressing the factors that have slowed Nigeria’s development. A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO

@Dammi_Esq But 10% of 50k is not 10k. Let’s start from there

I mistakenly sent ₦50k to the wrong account and called the guy. He said he’d take 10% and return ₦40k. I agreed but then he mistakenly sent me ₦400k instead 😭 Now I’m confused what exactly should I do in this situation?

@kenkenlewu @NoorCars You no get money and you want to die. As how naaa!

My wife has been fighting me because I refused to pay ₦500,000 to bury her father. Her family shared the bill for all the sons-in-law ₦500k each. Meanwhile, the man has five grown sons. I told my wife, “I’m sorry, but it’s not my responsibility to bury your father when his own sons are alive and well.” She reported me to her family. They called me, expecting me to comply. I told them clearly; I will give what I can, but I won’t be forced to pay a fixed amount. They got angry, called me rude, and said they don’t want my money again. Now my wife hasn’t spoken to me since. I'm the one being punished for refusing to do what her brothers should be doing.

@sandra_baebae @kenkenlewu So when the husband’s father dies, he should share bill to all the wife’s brothers.

I don’t agree with the husband,by virtue of marriage the husband is now a part of the family ,so I understand why they allocated money to them ,and besides,it wasn’t just him,it’s all the sons in-law .his response of it not being his responsibility was very wrong .if he was unable to pay because he didn’t have I would understand.

@elonmusk Elon has one bag of corn in his pocket. American City Boy Chairman.

Cybertruck is an APC from the future

@jon_d_doe If the engine knock, first ring am. It’ll give you like 2 to 3 years to gather money for another engine

I bought the cars my wife and I drive, 6 and 5 years ago, respectively. Looking at what cars are costing now, I would rather keep maintaining the ones that we already have. If their engines knock, I would go and buy new engines. I no fit shout 😂. End.

@Lekzy_r @Quaint_mok I remember that I did 4500 from Abuja to Nsukka using Peace Mass in 2010. Enugu to Nsukka was #80 in 2008 then moved to #120 in 2010.

2021:Akure -Abuja by flight- 34,000 naira 2026: Akure-Abuja by road- 30,200 naira TINUBU IS WORKING🥹😍

@SakaGadgetPlug_ @AlexOriprite Global warming

Apart from deforestation, poor infrastructure and soil erosion, which other factors are preventing you from getting married? 😂

@kikh16 @MasterBolaji Do you in your church mind think that if PO was guilty of anything, he would be walking free today?

Otti will win his second term That's not my business, where i will draw the line comparing the mediocrity of a governor with southwestern governors. Easterners don't cover up? We saw all the tweets about Peter obi when he was governor, and it was really bad, and now you ppl want to whitewash him and push him down our throat. Yall are jjst hypocrite

Number of Ambulances in: Abia (Alex Otti): 5 Ogun (Dapo Abiodun): 26+ Lagos (Lagos State Ambulance Service): 100+ Osun (Ademola Adeleke): ~25 Ekiti (Biodun Oyebanji): ~10 Guess what? The state with 5 ambulances is considered to be the best among those other listed states.

@realuche96 @trigottista 🤣🤣🤣 tomorrow is Sunday. Vibe is coming

@trigottista Wetin dy funny me is the mentality of changing that name to sundayvibe. As how naa

DSS will soon parade one Chinasa from Abia as the “hacker” of Amupitan’s X account 😂😂 WATCH OUT!

@trigottista @GeneraEweRichie Haa! How do you do this @trigottista ?

@GeneraEweRichie I go still do drug addict thing put for you and your family eyes You think I don forget you, you go tell me who dey follow your miserable papa laugh

@ebedeegram @opomulero_1 That slap you are looking for, you’ll see it.

My wife came back from work yesterday looking disturbed. As soon as she sat down, she said, “There’s one guy that has been following me at the bus stop.” At first, I didn’t take it too seriously.

@Fakojo01 @holafemi_ He rejoiced with his enemies. Enemies within

A colleague of mine got promoted after 4 years he was so excited and he posted a screenshot of his promotion letter and shared his testimony on our Whatsapp platform, one week later he was sacked for sharing confidential information just like that.

@Nedumcity_ @Missgeey_ Does she know what to look out for? Does she know the specifications of the building?

The Smart School projects are supervised by Adenike Okebu the SSA to Peter Mbah. All the projects are collapsing.

@novieverest @Rinsole_T Sector F

Which sector has Tinubu fixed? Please I want to know.

@iamzioraa You can even make 200k daily driving UberBolt. All of you should stop this n0nsense.

This keke (tricycle) is ₦5M Go to a state where nobody knows you. Make ₦200k daily. In 6 months you’ve tripled your money. If you’re still broke, it’s not Nigeria, it’s you. You just want a comfortable job title.