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@StoolAfterDark @barstoolsports She’s got that OnlyFans money anyway doesn’t need this

Doitche has taken a bathroom break. The entire room now smells like pee, the women are disgusted, and Megan is heading home.

One of the nastiest cases of “f*ck around and find out” just went down in Korean MMA Straight out of a movie 😳

@DynoGameTheory Just got him at 2.09

Antonio Williams consistently sneaky into the 1/2 turn conversation in my rookie drafts. He’s usually gone by the 2.04 ish. Interesting click at that value. I’m basically gonna pass unless I’m absolutely forced to make a pick. But Williams > Germie Bernard if forced to choose.

White people can identify 500 breeds of dogs but will mix up two black coworkers

Funniest part about the JPM sex slave hoax is the sex-crazed woman asking an Indian guy if he played college basketball

JP Morgan: We’re hiring. Me:

@SavinTheBees @gmerc41289

WHO GOING

white people be like this song was on the nhl 19 soundtrack

I’ll admit, when I was a kid in the 90s I definitely thought that Kid Rock would have less direct involvement with military operations

@KyleCrabbs Massive left side of the line can’t wait to see Achane behind that

Wee hee!

Pulling the shirt down after a moonsault I love being a fat nigga

@GuruFantasyWrld I need someone to sell me on Max Klare, 4 other TEs and 2 stud WRs what am I missing here feel like the ceiling is extremely limited

2026 ROOKIE DRAFT TAKES - Fernando Mendoza > Jordyn Tyson - Jadarian Price 1.06 - Sadiq > Concepcion - Antonio Williams > Denzel Boston - Eli Raridon > backup RB’s (Emmett Johnson, Mike Washington) - I will not be ranking Day 3 WR’s over Max Klare or De’Zhaun Stribling

@NealDriscoll Don’t see these being the staring WR

Current Projection for Miami Dolphins Starters QB: Malik Willis RB: Devon Achane TE: Greg Dulcich TE/H: Back: Will Kacmarek WR: Malik Washington WR: Chris Bell LT: Patrick Paul LG: Kadyn Proctor C: Aaron Brewer RG: Jonah Savaiinaea RT: Austin Jackson K: Riley Patterson P: Bradley Pinion EDGE: Chop Robinson EDGE: Josh Uche DL: Zach Seiler DL: Kenneth Grant DL: Jordan Phillips LB: Jordyn Brooks LB: Jacob Rodriguez CB: Chris Johnson CB: Storm Duck NCB: Jason Marshall Jr. SS: Dante Trader Jr. FS: Michael Taaffe

Mike Vrabel (sex) returns to Patriots on Monday.

There’s a Netflix Hulk Hogan documentary so now is as good a time as any to bring up one of my favorite insane Hogan lies Hogan once claimed he wrestled 400 days a year because he flew back and forth to Japan and gained extra days by crossing the international date line

Just saw someone say when Roman Reigns retires he’s going to leave his veneers and the Usos in the ring 😭😭

@SigmundBloom @ckparrot Good call Sig, the 3ypc guys are better for Dolphins content than anyone that covers the team for local media

If only there was a Chris Kouffman and Simon Clancy for every team. This thread was as good of a read as anything you will find about the Dolphins draft and it also outlines a framework for analyzing an entire draft and creating a context for a new GM's team building philosophy

@ckparrot @SigmundBloom CK and Sig collab love it 2 🐐

@SigmundBloom I think so as well.

If you had to look at two areas where Green Bay has been VERY good in the draft, you'd say OL and WR. Then you've got the bonus of Jon-Eric Sullivan's background with WR via his dad. Yet Miami's OL and WR picks have drawn THE most fan & media criticism. Fascinating.

@PoupartNFL They coulda got a later pick next year if they just let him walk in free agency instead what’s your point

When you put it like that ...