George Durrant

The top 12 states to live in right now

@iMysticForce @TerribleMaps

@TerribleMaps WA being in this list is a joke. Regular gas has reached $5.50 in most places, shit pay with 1 bed 1 bathroom being $1700 but must make 3x the rent with first & last month deposit + security deposit. Food is beyond expensive & everything here gets taxed like a mf. Ya WA in here🤡

@DurrantMark "Please stop calling me that." - Ol' Wrubey

And it looks like someone just got a new nickname...

Beautiful evening in Tuscon...

@DurrantMark I hardly knew her

Artist Tip: Did you know you can draw the Penrose Stairs by just using a few repeating steps?

@DurrantMark Hey, the president called us Christians today so they can take it up with him.

Strange how some are simply unable to express condolences about today's tragic events, without also making a point that members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints are not Christians. While that may get under our collective skin, it matters little what the world thinks of us. Only One gets to decide who is Christian. I'm confident that those who were killed today were welcomed with open arms by Jesus Christ, in whom they believed, and were in the very act of worshipping.

@mgdurrant Can you cite your sources on that?

Sat on a panel at Stanford giving advice to grad students and decided to go with contrarian takes like "If you work harder you'll usually be more productive."

@DurrantMark I'm going to put A Bedtime Story as an honorable mention for this list.

Great time at the #bughunter concert tonight. Never heard of him you say? Try these songs: Dear McCracken 2 bed 2 bath (and a ghost) Disc Golf Be glad I love you Shocking Plot Twist Waving Goodbye You're welcome

@DurrantMark <10 and >70. Also revocable if they use their God-given agency to choose Diet Pepsi.

At what age should people lose the right to operate the self-serve soda machines?

@DurrantMark Our small town races snowmobiles across a lake as part of our July 4th celebration.

Big city : Let's elect a communist mayor. Small town: Let's have a rodeo / drone / motorcycle jump show. Advantage: Small town Merica

@DurrantMark I'm sure it's everyone else who is wrong.

If I could pick a superpower, it would be that people always heard me the first time.

I don't know much about Cinco de Mayo. I'm never sure what it's all about.

I like the idea of floral wallpaper, but I feel like it would go unnoticed at parties.

@DurrantMark Listen, listen, listen... why do you phite?

I call these the three treephites.

I become very frightened and surprised when I hiccup, but that problem usually sorts itself out.

My mother, Marilyn Burnham Durrant, was an accomplished calligrapher. Over her life, she collected her favorite bits of wisdom and humor and created masterful art pieces. I'm starting this account to showcase her beautiful work and provide to everyone a bit of daily inspiration.

@DurrantMark The lake was frozen over and you can't always put your 'yard trimmings' in a car compactor.

Dinner at my in-laws tonight. I've always suspected...

@DurrantMark @gregwrubell

@gregwrubell At least it's not the basement

BYU has been designated as the Alamo Bowl visiting team and will occupy the west sideline at the Alamodome.

@DurrantMark Rachel Levine would never.

RFK intends to limit the number of Texas Roadhouse rolls I can eat in one sitting to 5. What a loon.