British Gas lighting

@NoContextBrits I’ll invent toast.

@MadonnaLateIy Sadder than seeing smokers outside the hospital doors.

Madonna and Sabrina Carpenter performing “Like a Prayer” at #coachella 2026

@Osinttechnical Perhaps it will end when those involved have made enough money out of it all. That could be never…

A bit of chaos in Hormuz this morning as nearly all of the outbound tankers have abruptly turned around. Follows an announcement by Iranian military leadership that the Strait has "reverted to its previous state of strict military control."

@JeremyClarkson Buses are pretty heavy too…

I wonder perhaps if maybe they could also look into the enormous weight of electric cars.

@SW_Help @swtrains_watch As unfortunate as this is you have wellbeing and trespass officers on most of your platforms who go out their way to avoid doing work and play on their phones the whole time. Are there plans to ensure they do their jobs as these incidents happen all the time.

@midopido21 He’s no Michael Kayode.

3 throw-ins taken by Nuno Mendes yesterday.. x.com/Ahmed158241/st…

@FabrizioRomano @stopthatmessiii Don’t think anyone really gives a toss.

Lamine Yamal at FT. 💔💙 @stopthatmessiii 🎥

@premierleague Getting Spurs to play like peak Brazil from the go word feels a tad unlikely… They’ll do well in the Champ though.

Roberto De Zerbi's Brighton in full flow 😮‍💨

@KITKAT You lot can’t catch a break can you.

Regarding recent press coverage

@TheMurkyDepths Hopefully they will sell vapes and do phone repairs. There’s a chronic shortage of that sort of stuff.

Belushi's bar near Greenwich station sees plan for conversion into a convenience store fromthemurkydepths.co.uk/2026/03/28/bel…

@thecribs @courtingband 8.30 or 8?

BRIGHTON - starting a sold out 2 night run at Concorde tonight. Please note earlier times: DOORS - 7pm @courtingband - 7:30pm CRIBS - 8pm

@BrentfordFC Celebrate good times come on…

💔 Heartbreak for Nathan and Caoimhín tonight as Ireland lose to Czechia on penalties Hold your heads high, you gave it everything lads!

@wanderer_bolton @ArtistCyclist Indeed. If you combine two or three legs on another bus or other modes the waiting time becomes excessive and often longer than the journey. Not great for the elderly or waiting for a long time in the cold and dark. The marginal cost of a car is lower when used more after all…

@Dustybin1422 @ArtistCyclist Used a bus after a long time yesterday. Waited, missed ETA. When it finally came, not far behind was another same number. Got on, crowded turned to packed. I'll put the 2 quid GM fare towards petrol next time.

The population of the UK has increased by around 12 million over the last 40 years but we have done little to address the issue of transportation. We have simply allowed private car use to saturate our roads and overwhelm infrastructure. We need suitable alternatives to the car.

@CLondoner92 What’s the average age of the NYC fleet and rate of automation versus London currently? Would be an interesting comparison.

This is great news for New York City. 🙂 ​As for London, there are delays with the rollout of the new DLR and Piccadilly line trains. ☹️ ​I hope the orders for the new Bakerloo line trains are made as soon as possible, along with a new signalling system. 🚇🚦

@SkySportsLyall Players starting to play for themselves now as they don’t want to be there next season. Quelle suprise.

Credit where it’s due: #Tottenham looked so much better last night. Returning players obvs a key factor but confidence is seeping back into their play. The big plus is the reaction to conceding: they weren’t phased by it. Sunday against #NFFC is now about how they deal with the occasion; the increased pressure and expectation to win, given the circumstances. There was less on them v #Liverpool and #Atletico. #thfc

@MartinSLewis A market shock… shock horror. The scaremongering starts.

Today's spike (on the spike) in the wholesale natural gas price has seen the final few providers that offer fixed rate energy tariffs below the price cap - removing them. There's now only one left that's materially cheaper than the Cap, and I'm not sure that'll still be around by the end of the day. Of course they may return if this is short lived, but it's not good.

@FabrizioRomano That’s a real shame. Qatar was always the logical place to host this match and it’s inevitable no solution could be found in the two nations competing who are new to the footballing world.

🚨 UEFA announce La Finalissima between Argentina and Spain has been cancelled. Decision made following political situation in Middle East with match initially planned in Qatar, then no agreement on different venue between the Federations.

@iSlimfit Depressing, soulless and devoid of life other than when workers decide to turn up.

Canary Wharf is one of the most iconic locations in the UK. You just have to be there to be able to relate.

@NoContextBrits Jack and Danny.