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@UtdMaI Rojo should not be in there

Manchester United worst signings in club history

@NostalgicHubb I have zero confidence in that UK stat being true.

Average age at which people lose their virginity: 🇪🇸 Spain - 19.2 🇮🇹 Italy - 18.9 🇲🇽 Mexico - 18.7 🇫🇷 France - 18.5 🇬🇧 United Kingdom - 18.3 🇺🇸 United States - 17.8 🇮🇱 Israel - ....more

@liamgallagher Predictive text has done you dirty there.

I’m gonna have a few seconds of social media as I feel I’m being took for granted my work is not being appreciated laters LG x

@IFLTV @JohnnyFisherBox @eddiehallWSM Tommy Fury is undefeated? 🤣

Eddie's got hands 🔥 The former world's strongest man sparring @JohnnyFisherBox ahead of his fight with Tommy Fury in June 🥊 Do you think he'll become the first man to beat Tommy? 👀 🎬 @eddiehallWSM #FuryHall | #BeautyVsTheBeast | #BoxingFans

@TateTheTalisman Your trainers are shit.

Enjoying myself in Miami.

@chefsevenn I’m always concerned if I am the only person eating in a restaurant

Are you comfortable eating in a restaurant alone?

@Emily_660 Me and Dave have been friends since high school and we get along without it just fine.

Be honest!!

@Matt_Pinner Tyson

Help me out: I need a highly specific, aggressively masculine name for a tiny Chihuahua puppy. Nothing cute. I'm desperate.

@AmazingPopPod Yeah. It’s an ozzy actor who was good at playing gay psychopaths.

Did you know this is the same actor? Thoughts.

@DegaineSo He’s got the Robert Pattison Batman 🤣

Gianluigi Donnarumma s’est fait faire un immense tatouage Batman sur la jambe gauche 👀

@TheRealJamieKay Absofuckinglutely

My lamb phall. Yes or no?

@SamiraAhmedUK Samira is always the life of the party 🥳

Just submitted my complaint to the Advertising Standards Authority about this poster ad at tube stations. Why is there so little consideration of the impact of such images on children? (And one might add, on bereaved parents).

The Financial Times says the Saudi PIF is on the verge of cutting support for LIV Golf and that an announcement on the kingdom's involvement with the league could come as soon as Thursday ft.com/content/76dfb7…

@unitedviewtv Imagine if this wasn’t clickbait and they genuinely changed their opinion based on one performance after a month long hiatus

🚨| BREAKING: The #MUFC hierarchy now have SERIOUS reservations about making Michael Carrick the club’s permanent head coach after the team’s recent wobbles. There was HUGE concern among the Manchester United hierarchy at the lack of intensity and purpose in the team’s display against Leeds, given they had the luxury of three weeks to prepare for the game against opponents who had won just once away all season - against Wolves. 🗞 @DiscoMirror

@ClarksonsFarm1 Love 1,2,3 equally. Don’t like 4 due to it essentially being a documentary about a pub.

Which was your favorite season of Clarkson’s Farm so far?

@celtic_jaime One of my earliest childhood memories is taking a shit in one of these I was mid way through and realised by unzipped top was hanging into the toilet I tried to resolve the issue by zipping it up, which resulted in my trapping my foreskin in the zipper Never fully recovered…

Who remembers buying the first shell suit in the 80s or 90s ?

@charlesmore25 Fine specimen of a man.

Jennifer Lopez with her 17 year old son, Max Muniz, during an outing in Beverly Hills 😍

@liamgallagher @NoemiLopez9617 Just send Scully to collect it for shits n giggles

@NoemiLopez9617 If I can make it I’ll 100 per cent go I do know November is a very spiritual month for me and I have lots of stuffs to do so I’m not sure it’s gonna be tight

Does this mean he’s attending the ceremony?

@eatinerni Chilli 🌶️

Add 1 veggie 🥕 Don’t you dare say bacon 😡

@footballontnt Which player are we supposed to be looking at here?

Mo Salah chanted off as he leaves Anfield in his last Champions League game for Liverpool 😢