Dutch Holland

@3YearLetterman No Montell, not going

I dreamed this into life

@Gnome4308 @GnosisWolf Where has Dennis been? havnt seen a post ina while…

MEME DUMP O’CLOCK! 💪😂🇺🇸🐸 You have the power to keep me awake…use it!!! (Every Wednesday)

@3YearLetterman DVDs, Beanie Babies and Funko Pops are the only safe investments

@chasedownleads @3YearLetterman @lisathebeauty1 I only paid $3000 dollars for your course (no upgrade) and Ive learned so much

@chasedownleads @3YearLetterman @lisathebeauty1 Guess who owns the toilet distributor and plumbing installation company?

Landlords should not be able to increase rent unless they are upgrading the property/apartment.

@donwinslow @brucelee I like how you tagged him; he’s definitely gonna be upset and bring a Hippa lawsuit against Coach.

@RealDutchsinse There was a great yt channel called cfapps7865 that did awesome vids on many unknown mounds n geoglyphs, he died few years back but videos are still up

@3YearLetterman Did you upgrade and get *67 and *69?

I’m not trying to brag or make anyone feel bad, but the landline phone in my bathroom now has call waiting and a second line

@AuronMacintyre @3YearLetterman

I knew about the a/c question in Europe but was unaware of the extent Dramatically more death to a lack of a/c than Americans dying to gun violence We need mass deportations and incarceration You guys just need central air and you still won't do it?

@WeaselHandyMan @catturd2 @JoJoFromJerz Taylor Lorenz 🫡

many people have asked me about our dockumentarys improppable revelation that @catturd2 and @JoJoFromJerz are father and daughter. so i dug around and found my old vhs copy of the morry povich show when this was #first revealed. enjoy

@3YearLetterman Nancy just dropped out of the race

JARVIS IS GONE! FREE AT LAST!

@SpaceXIPOSv3zd @itstonyaharding I only invest in Chuck E Cheese tokens but thanks Elon

Make Aliens Great Again

@ForgedLiberty @3YearLetterman @realDonaldTrump Pigeon Forge>Liberty Forge

@3YearLetterman @realDonaldTrump You’re a fucking retard no oath is taken to the president it’s to the constitution

Horrible Congressman Thomas Massie put out an old Endorsement, from many years ago, of him by me long before I found out that he was the Worst Congressman in the History of our Country. I endorsed Ed Gallrein, a true American Patriot, which Massie knows full well, so the statement that he put out is fraudulent, just like HE is fraudulent. WITHDRAW YOUR FAKE STATEMENT, MASSIE, RIGHT NOW! President DONALD J. TRUMP

@ForgedLiberty @3YearLetterman @realDonaldTrump Not true: Scott Hall declared war against WCW on Nitro in 96; me n my friend Derrick were there.

@3YearLetterman @realDonaldTrump Also adding onto that it’s congress that declares war not a president

@mudtech23 @3YearLetterman @Katelyn_Caralle “Write off”- you use yore company gas card to fill up your personal car (T-Bird) and you drive right off to Hooters.

@3YearLetterman @Katelyn_Caralle Define what a "write off" is.

Bystanders (including young children) get cornered as teens break out into a violent altercation at the Navy Yard Chipotle in SE Washington, DC.

@4WardPeter @RepJackKimble Every little step I take, Congressman Kimble has been there for me. His prerogative has been getting me a pardon for my duis.

The four staffers responsible for the terrible Tweets coming from this account were fired yesterday but I have been asked to name names. I will not give their full names out of respect to their families, but it was Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky, and Mike. I take full responsibility for losing control of the situation despite several of my friends telling me it was a real danger if I did not watch out.

@RepJackKimble Cool it now Congressman, ooo watch out, you’re gonna lose control.

@3YearLetterman Need you to start a Waterbed shit coin and shill it to Evan Miles Chang

Nikita might well be the greatest citizen of our era

@BethanyForTruth I voted for Representative Kimball 60 times last election because he represents freedom and democracy!

🚨Jack Kimble with the most entitled threat in Congress: “We only make $174k for 140 days of work… pay us more or we’ll leave and you’ll be stuck with idiots.” Arrogant, entitled POS…you already get: $174,000 base salary $2,700+ per month in Meals & Incidentals (food stipend) when traveling Car allowances / leasing And Gold-plated pensions, health benefits, stock trading slush funds, book deals, and speaking fees The average American GRINDS 260+ days a year for a fraction of that, pays your salary with their taxes, and somehow doesn’t threaten the country like a whiny toddler when they don’t get a raise. The real threat isn’t you leaving. It’s that entitled clowns like YOU are still there in the first place, living better than the people you claim to serve!!!! Stay. Quit. Rot in the private sector. America will be just fine without another swamp parasite. 🤷🏻‍♀️