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@paschal2k2 Lol, e be like ur family everybody get plenty time .

Honestly, I used to think it was only women that get pressured to marry. Until yesterday … My aunty actually called a family meeting for her son because he’s over 40 and still not married 😭 I went there as a good cousin, sat quietly in one corner… already calculating the food I will eat after the meeting. Not knowing I came for premium drama 🍿 After opening prayer, they called my cousin to come and explain himself. This man stood up with full confidence and said: “I’m not financially stable yet. I need more time before marriage.” Omor… Na so my aunty scream, fall down, and start rolling 😭 She was shouting: “You that have two cars and your own house?? My enemies have finally caught me!!!” Wahala My cousin now reminded her that he brought one lady years ago and she rejected her. That he’s not even interested in marriage again for now. Omor… the same aunty started begging: “Please bring her back, I will accept her!!!” I just sat there like… wow 😭 Everybody was rushing to carry her, fan her, pour water… Meanwhile me, my own problem was different… No food. After I burning fuel money in this fuel economy, I now came to sit down and watch film for free??? Wahala At the end, the family gave him one year ultimatum: “Bring a wife or we will find one for you.” I just kept quiet and faced my life… Because the way things are going for me ehn… By the time it’s my turn, my own family will not even stress themselves 😭 They will just carry me go market like: “Who wan marry? We get one fine boy here, very calm, no wahala” Aru 💁‍♀️

@justcfc I genuinely think the players need our support more

🚨🔵 Chelsea Managers (Points per game) – First 15 Premier League Games (Last 15 Years): 1.Antonio Conte — 2.53 PPG | 80.0% win 2.Thomas Tuchel — 2.06 PPG | 60.0% win 3.Enzo Maresca — 2.00 PPG | 60.0% win 4.Carlo Ancelotti — 2.00 PPG | 60.0% win 5.Maurizio Sarri — 1.93 PPG | 53.3% win 6.José Mourinho — 1.86 PPG | 53.3% win 7.Frank Lampard — 1.73 PPG | 53.3% win 8.Rafael Benítez — 1.66 PPG | 46.6% win 9.Mauricio Pochettino — 1.46 PPG | 40.0% win 10. André Villas-Boas — 1.40 PPG | 40.0% win 11. LIAM ROSENIOR — 1.36 PPG | 45.4% win 🔹 12.Graham Potter — 1.20 PPG | 33.3% win 13.Guus Hiddink — 1.13 PPG | 26.6% win This is bad.

@a_idume Edgeing the wooden would have made it better and oak wooden will do that easily or mahogany

It’s a wood problem. There’s no way to get that finish with the veneered wood (HDF) he’s using here. Here are pictures of what I got from my own guy who I specifically asked to use unveneered/natural wood for my console.

@reem_a I can't send a Dm , not a premium. I built vulttra.site - content generating platform for businesses, currently have 2 paid users, and 10 prospects . Vulttra is my biggest work so far.

I'm hiring someone to join my team at Anthropic to lead Claude Code comms. This is not a role for someone who wants to run an old playbook. You'll need to be a Claude Code super user, understand developers and dev tools, and have great taste. You'll work hard, learn a lot, and ship with the best people around. Non-traditional comms paths welcome. My DMs are open!

Well....Nigerians can't relate

@FabrizioRomano Just know you guys know,they've shown you ,you can win and not still be the winners

🚨🇲🇦 BREAKING: Morocco have been announced as AFCON winners with final result overturned by CAF. Senegal have been declared to have forfeited the match with Morocco declared 3-0 winners by official statement. CAF statement tonight. ⤵️🇲🇦

@whichayo Lol to Speak English no hard

I just landed on your website GammsApp and it took me straight to a signup page… “I am sorry I can’t advise you on your startup or product, but you need at least three months to go back to the drawing board. What’s your startup about? Who are your target audience? What’s your differentiator from your competitors? What’s your messaging? Then who are the people working with you?”

@Real_jaeflex Flesh n blood did not reveal this to u

I can bet anything that this man is a police man 😂

@Updateboyx Lol e go teaer ACL

Then go do ground invasion in iran like Venezuela.

@USA_Polling Yahh race to go gets fucked first

If all the ships go through the strait all at once, they can't get them all!

@c_mobike U should read more , it'll help you better than anyone will ever do

Everyday i see reasons why this guys should never own a nuclear weapon. What’s Thailands got to do with their issues??

@IRIran_Military Facts

@lorddrey I believe that one of the reasons Pakistanis are like honeybadgers , after all the constant wars, is that they don't buy the feminist BS ideology. Hence, they procreate like wildfire even when displaced

The US miscalculated the cultural difference in this war. To the West, Western life is sacred so they can murder anyone but as long as they are not white people. To the Persians when you kill them they get angrier and fight wilder they don't retreat because you kill them. You have to kill them to the last man before they quit fighting. If you kill a thousand Persians, the war has just started because there are millions more to fight you for the fallen. If you kill a Westerner they start panicking and grumble because they don't want to lose more. That in itself is already a disadvantage.

@DrMel_ not lowering my standards to point where any female thinks or even have the slightest thought of trying that , dat thing wey she dey find , she go see am and na she go cry .

Also, because she withholds sex from you doesn’t give you the right to cheat on her. If your partner sexually neglects you as away to punish or manipulate you, your next action should be to bring it up, if she defends or doesn’t change, you leave Cheating isn’t the reply to sexual neglect, it has no benefits in that situation whatsoever

@Bond_not_james This case is worst in that they aren't even beating IRAN talk less about standing up to still fight

This Iran be like when you start fight with pesin wey you think say you fit easily beat. But as you Dey beat am, e Dey stand up to continue the fight. At a point na you go tire come Dey find who go separate una. That’s where America is today. They want the fight to end and markets return to normal. They thought killing their leaders will weaken them and they will quietly retreat. But Iran is literally daring America to do its worst.

@DramaAlert See ... reasons being nice ain't nice

The most polite argument in history

@SamuelOP675 Shut up

Another hot take ♨️ If your logo needs explanation… It’s probably not a good logo.

@DeNiike_ Omo, that guy no even know wetin God do for am

I'll make ikokore for this man if that's what he wants. You people scream "act of service every time"... what do you think it entails?

@adeyossy_a You will

I’m really scared that even with all the work I put in, I still won’t make it🥲

@angelfallz2 @DeleFarotimi I swear bro David wan u English and explanation wound dis girl 😂😂😂 at some point she shouted ehhh.

@DeleFarotimi do you listen to David Hundeyin's podcasts? youtu.be/eMhz4_kjxOc?si…