Dwight York

@GregoryD8033 @Spotify Still don't know. Only check Twitter when I feel like getting more depressed, which isn't often. Afraid looking into what happened with Spotify will make me feel even worse.

@DwiYork @Spotify Ever find out what happen to the other albums I wanna hear more

@DwiYork you need more stuff on @Spotify found you by mistake but only one album from like 1996 plz add new ones

@hardware2k Sometimes when you get knocked down, it's best to just stay on the ground. But hopefully, I get back in the ring. Soon. This sort of thing is helpful. Thanks!

Come back to Twitter, @DwiYork!

The new @DwiYork album, #BelongsInABar just got featured under new comedy at the @itunes music store! Go get a copy! apple.co/2PoW93m

Soundtrack from the video we recorded in the backroom of a bar. It's for those who don't need my crackerjack facial expressions to get the joke. And for those who like to stream their comedy from a music service. Don't stop me if you'd heard these before! standuprecords.com/products/dwigh…

@rsnbrgr Maybe post-crisis-crisis. And thanks for allowing me to believe (for one brief moment) that 3,514 others also liked my tweet. Clever! Bet you're good with computers too.

@DwiYork Bring your crisis to Florida, my friend! :-)

The midlife crisis is over. Sadly, the post-midlife-crisis crisis is even worse.

Pretty sure every enemy of America has taken note of how easy it was to break into the Capitol. Headbanging in terrorist planning rooms all over the world. "Why didn’t we infiltrate MAGA mob? Our bomber could have hidden his explosives in one of those big hats with the horns."

Sort of makes up for how the Game of Thrones ended.

Maybe honey? We know everything sticks to it. Occurs naturally. Comes from bees. Once it globs together, flush it out with motor oil. Works on car engines, I understand. It's just a feeling. But my uncle was a dentist and I know about this stuff. Worth a try, I say.

It's Fox News who twists Donald Trump’s words. They make him sound like he's making sense.

I wrote a short story. It's like a one-liner. Some would call it a meme. #reclyedtweet

Trump says he won't wear a mask. I wish he would. And a hat.

I would "touch" you with a ten-foot pole. So stay back!

Trump is a tough guy. Not afraid of a little virus. Stood next to a dude who has it. Says he doesn't even know if he'll get tested. Probably will, but not because of that. You know who else doesn’t need testing? Putin.

Being cool is tricky. You must want to be without caring if you are. And if you try to be, you’re not.

Finished reading @DwiYork's book about a road comic and some misfortunes. Go get it at @amazon.

Sometimes when life gives you lemons and you make lemonade you get juice in your eye and forget you were thirsty.

Maybe Punxsutawney Phil is a paranoid little devil and sees shadows everywhere. What then? #GroundhogDay

I hate people who say, "It is what it is." But what do you do? They are who they are.