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I will NEVER be broke in my life. 03/06/2024🔐.

Runtown - End A Man (2025) ✨

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@13Bigace 😢

PBKB1Z

After two weeks of hitting every muscle group you actually never get sore again if you stay consistent

This girl came to my house, planned for her to stay for 2 weeks but she ended up staying 3 days. She visited on a Saturday, The next day was Sunday, I suggested she makes stew, but she declined. Later, I told her that I want her to make indomie for us to eat, She should help clear the kitchen sink and wash the dirty plates while I go downstairs to buy Egg. I came back and she did not do anything. I didn't ask why. I went and cleared the sink, she came and stood by the side while gisting me. I asked her to prepare the indomie, She said she doesn't like cooking, it is stressful. Na me come cook the Indomie, cooked only for myself and ate. She went outside and got snacks. I refused to buy her food outside, I will go out and eat and come back. And act like I have not eaten too. She will go down and buy something for herself. The 3rd day, I asked her to leave. And I ended every communication.

You see that generational wealth, na me go chest am for my family.

@Emmachuuks Being horny 85% of time.

I'm 26 and the dream of being a young husband and father is fading away

I was making out with bro, heated something o... And he literally said "no be lie" 😭

She said 'he's just a friend' but the sheets said otherwise😱

@flygodT This is me fr 😂

The way I handle borrowing is simple: I don’t borrow what I can’t afford to forget. I don’t disturb my debtors to pay me back. Once I give you money and you don’t pay me back, I just use that money to chase you away. That’s the last time you’ll get ₦1 from me.

yeah man, finally coming to the realisation my love language might actually be sex

Pro tip: If you can smell yourself a little bit other people can smell you alot

See as Kolu dey move like Davido 😂 😂

There’s this cat in my area, I’ve never known who she belonged to. Just moves from house to house. Early this year, she was heavily pregnant and I would feed her from time to time. She even gave birth under our staircase and stayed there till her kittens grew. After that, she stopped talking to me. Would act like she has never seen me before and I had to move on too. Tell me why this cat suddenly showed up at my place today and she’s heavily pregnant again. I never knew animals were users.

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I'll admit it I'm a lame boy I don't drink I'm shy I don't smoke, I hate partying I love money I get fly I don't cheat I'm socially awkward I believe in God and I overthink like crazy I don't fw a lot of people

The last time I cuddle with Woman, Ronaldo still dey Juventus..💔😭

A moving man is me, I will meet my luck. 🙏🏽