Dylan Clarke

Yeah, I'm about to swoop in and coach Toronto. You already know me and Phil would be slugging beers and munching on chips & queso alllll day

@gerrydee Mr. D isnt on netflix right now whats goin on? #funniestshow

Yeah, Kids: life is short. Went top titty for 50 goals, I blinked and I had like 9 speedboats, then blinked again and im on fuckin waivers..

@DanyAllStar15 @Greg_clap

@DanyAllStar15 @Greg_clap

Yeah, I'm about to fly to Africa in my allstar jet and fight Ebola myself I'm sick of the shit and someone's gotta do it #50in07

@Logancouture Hey Logan why wasent there a special on you being from London Ontario? you're cooler than Drew or Naz #HometownHockey

Yeah, Robitaille calling LA the best hockey city in the world is just gross, more like best amount of rejects with art degrees in the world

Yeah, "folks we haven't seen this many bitches wet since Heatley had that high slot toe drag back in '03" -ALS ice bucket challenge creator

@DanyAllStar15 @Greg_clap

Yeah, Vanek is an ANIMAL. Dude boozes until 5 am with team Austria and now he's caught gambling illegally. Total off ice liability. Awesome.

We fell for a jinx for cryin out loud

Took a sip of sobriety it didn't taste that good

Yeah, lots of Greg's on twitter right now

Your in the jungle baby

If you pistol whip someone and there's no bullets in the gun you shouldn't go to jail that's funny

Yup, just checked Appetite for Destruction is still the best debut album ever #GunsNRoses

Yeah, this deserves endless retweets

@DanyAllStar15 @Greg_clap

Slash really brought it on his new single #WorldOnFire