ᴅᴏᴜɢ ᴅɪᴍᴍᴀᴅᴏᴍᴇ, Owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome

lindsey graham and charlie kirk in hell fighting over being reagan’s bottom

@pirpilotoast @aakashgupta Literally can always tell from the last sentence

@aakashgupta Once you've used Claude you can see its writing everywhere. Please, enough with the AI slop. Write yourselves ffs.

Getting stung by a nettle is one of the most misunderstood sensations in nature, and the chemistry is exactly why Jiri wakes up feeling reborn instead of wrecked. Every nettle leaf is covered in trichomes: microscopic hollow hairs tipped with silica. Brush against one and the tip snaps off, leaving a glass needle that punctures your skin and injects its payload under pressure. He didn't rub a plant on himself. He gave himself thousands of tiny hypodermic injections. The payload is the interesting part. Histamine, serotonin, and acetylcholine. Your body already runs on those exact molecules as neurotransmitters. The plant weaponized your own signaling chemistry and fired it back through your skin, plus formic acid for the initial burn. That explains the "all night body tingling." Common nettle also carries oxalic and tartaric acid, and those two are the ones researchers pinned as the long-lasting agents. The histamine flush fades in an hour. The acids keep the nerves firing for hours after. The "cleansed and reborn" feeling the next day has a mechanism too. Flooding a region with that much irritation overwhelms the local pain fibers and forces a systemic response: blood rushes to the area, the body dials down inflammatory prostaglandins, and you get a rebound of relief once the storm passes. Pain nerves fatigue. Anti-inflammatory chemistry floods in behind them. This has a name. Urtication. Roman legionaries flogged their limbs with nettle to keep circulation up in cold campaigns. Culpeper prescribed it in the 1600s to "draw blood to the place." A 2000 randomized trial had 27 arthritis patients press fresh nettle to painful joints daily for a week, and it beat the placebo on pain and disability. Jiri thinks he found a warrior ritual. He rediscovered a 2,000-year-old anti-inflammatory delivery system that happens to run on his own neurotransmitters.

Rhode Island Melee PR, Winter 2026 1. Deadstock 2. @bradybunchfan42 3. Artelind 4. @ItsdadSsbm 5. @tarkusmelee 6. Duhaime 7. @Tichinde925 8. ChaChing 9. @_Trihawk_ 10. @DylanPontes HM. ChefBigDog Art by @kurothearbiter

@Electroman_DrAl @ssbmGooms @bradybunchfan42 He doesnt need this gent stop

@ssbmGooms @bradybunchfan42

It's so funny that ICs have gamebreaking tech that turns them into fast falco that can wobble, and ICs mains won't learn it because it's "too hard"

try an hour without jaylen brown

@YSDDoug @LegionHoops @JakeLFischer Yall gotta sweeten it a Lil cant do duren for brown straight up

@LegionHoops @JakeLFischer Fuck it get his ass outta here he’s shown he dgaf so throw us brown and call it a day

Jalen Duren reportedly wants to play for the Boston Celtics, per @JakeLFischer

@pastapeddler @GerryCallahan @MassGovernor You do have a voice, but everyone hears it and understands how stupid you are so youre ignored.

@GerryCallahan We don’t have a voice in Massachusetts. The government of Massachusetts is disgrace to the founders of this country to the American citizens of this country and to the taxpaying citizens of the state! Disgraceful. @MassGovernor what a joke.

Such a disgrace that no one in Massachusetts can do this. The battle of Bunker Hill. Lexington-Concord. The shot heard round the world. Boston Tea Party. Birthplace of four presidents and five signers of the Declaration of Independence. NONE of it will be represented at our 250th celebration because our state is controlled by radical Trump-obsessed socialists who hate this country. Instead they fly the Somali flag at Boston City Hall and fight every day to keep foreign criminals on our streets. Truly despicable people.

@TommyBeer Cant hang up "played in the conference semis" banners

Complete list of all NBA teams to advance to at least the second round in each of the past four postseasons: The New York Knicks -- end of list --

@BandCKo @hovah76 Let's be real Kd was driving the bus on that warriors team

@hovah76 KD is the greatest role player of all time. Can’t lead a team if he is the primary player. Only reason he got rings was because he was a role player behind Steph.

@WEEI The tension between them is entirely media created. Won a championship together btw

Could Tatum and Brown be headed down a Belichick/Brady like 'divorce'? Wiggy: "It is eerily similar to Belichick, Brady" Do you agree with the comparison? Or can Tatum and Brown continue to coexist? #Celtics #NBA #JaylenBrown #JaysonTatum #Sports

@NewEnglandMelee Kid don

Nominations begin TODAY and will run until January 1 @ 11:59PM! To nominate a player, please reply to ANY TWEET in this thread with their tag. The player must reside in New England and not already be in NESL to qualify for nomination. The 8 most nominated players move on!

New England Star League 2026 will be accepting Vote-In nominations every month! For January, there will be 4 Vote-Ins that will join Division 2 to compete in NESL. You can find information on the nomination process below!🧵

i’d really like to make graphics for more stuff. if anyone wants to commission me, i’m down to start with affordable prices for those who want to take a chance on me. PRs, player cards, stream overlays, tournament assets, i can do it all. dm me or add my discord in my bio

Drake Maye plays football today

If you're the Qatari royal family worth $335 billion, Trump gives you an Air Force facility in Idaho. If you're the President of Argentina, Trump gives you a $20 billion bailout. If you're an American whose health care premiums are about to double? Tough luck.

@davevademecum1 @Burrowfdn You don't own a joe burrow jersey

@Burrowfdn Good, now I won’t have to burn my jersey.

Statement on behalf of the Joe Burrow Foundation. We remain committed to accountability and respect for all.

@BumpNrunGilm0re @OwenOConnorNBA Come fill in for gonzo

My first time in 14 years unemployed. Lol

These ones look like dirty laundry

@rekzuhh The ocean state welcomes you

biking in prov :,)

@AdamSchefter Cowards trade the pats Terry already

Trade: Commanders are trading RB Brian Robinson to the 49ers in exchange for a 2026 sixth-round pick, sources tell ESPN.

@PROVIlDER We just need to get melee on all the sports betting books, we will get our money from gambling addicts 😤

It’s fuck nouns forever. Grassroots events have always been our core. Decades of banger events without them. Do i agree that TOs shouldnt have to go in debt to host an event? Sure. Do i think we need Crypto bros who have ADMITTED to being out of touch w the scene? Hell no.