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Dylan
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Dylan
@DylanSdunn
I’m a simple man with simple pleasures, like butter in my ass and lollipops in my mouth. That’s just me. That’s just something I enjoy.
Denver, CO Katılım Ağustos 2013
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@terpyterper @ChitownMike312 @RocketYonder @p8stie Damn, I’m looking fit, physically active, and you decide to screenshot my pic and save to your phone..
But sure bud, keep up the cope.
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Shit like this pisses me off. Let your kids ride first class.. “figure it out, I had to” mf, you’re one of the luckiest people alive. Stfu
keeno ✧@ayekeeno
Will Ferrell says he doesn’t buy ANYTHING for his kids, saying when they travel as a family he flies first class and makes them sit in economy on a whole different airline 😭😂 “they gotta earn it… they just gotta figure it out, I had to”
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@WomenBeingAwful Don’t be happy? Man, you gotta be a real miserable bastard.
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this is what 200 can look like btw
🌸 robin ᨐฅ@lebsiankitten
why do ppl think this is what 200lbs looks like
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@alexL_E_I Eastwood literally did a speech at the RNC.
You have no idea what you’re talking about.
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The millennial body dysmorphia where they don’t think they look fat or old
star baby 💫@thesecoldbones
this is what 200 can look like btw
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“I watched 15 minutes”.. how could this possibly be a good movie?
Film criticism is nonexistent anymore..
spor@sporadica
motivated by this, i just went to watch this film in theatres… walked out after 15 minutes. i’ve never walked out of a movie before. are you KIDDING ME???? what the hell was this utter garbage and how did it win BEST PICTURE??? ARE YOU PEOPLE INSANE
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motivated by this, i just went to watch this film in theatres…
walked out after 15 minutes. i’ve never walked out of a movie before.
are you KIDDING ME???? what the hell was this utter garbage and how did it win BEST PICTURE??? ARE YOU PEOPLE INSANE
Deadline@DEADLINE
“One Battle After Another” wins Best Picture at the #Oscars
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@bluewmist Counted calories and stopped eating crap. Kept myself under 1700 cal a day and got in 10k or more steps a day
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@abookofsymbols lol everyone I know has understood this for at least 15 years man
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Hey guys can yall help me here? Obviously that’s the same guy in the video
Kristi Yamaguccimane@TheWapplehouse
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Damn, man..
I can’t believe they wrote a character into a movie who is an obstacle for the main character to get around..
Who has ever heard of such a thing??
Keifer@DannyVegito
I DON’T BELIEVE OUR CHARACTERS HAVE BEEN FORMALLY INTRODUCED TO ONE ANOTHER. I AM THE ANTAGONIST. I EXIST IN DIRECT OPPOSITION TO YOUR GOALS AND VALUES. YOU AND I WILL NOT INTERACT AGAIN BUT REST ASSURED I WILL BE DOING VERY BAD THINGS FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE FILM.
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Ten years ago Interstellar was snubbed from an Oscar Nom for Best Picture. Birdman won that year. Which one do we still talk about non stop? I’ll wait.
Cinema Tweets@CinemaTweets1
One Battle After Another is officially an #Oscar winner for Best Picture. I promise you, this is a decision that will age well. In 5 years, in 10 years, we will look back on this decision as the right film to win Best Picture. 2025 was an awesome year for film- this was the best.
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“You lick snizz..” says the 50 year old giant loser who constantly gets owned by OF models on his big boy jerk off podcast…
Andrew Wilson@paleochristcon
I was contacted to be in this documentary. I told them to fuck off and that Theroux is a biased hack.
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@paleochristcon “You lick snizz..”
Bud, you’re never going to live down that giant L.
You’re a weak minded loser.
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I was contacted to be in this documentary.
I told them to fuck off and that Theroux is a biased hack.
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posted face and lost followers, why are you cowards afraid of a beautiful woman
lemon ✨@nouisyorkk
i have a big forehead, hope that’s chill
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@JoshuaTookes @OOCCouchGags It’s “CAST” just say Cast!
Not “Casted”, that is not the correct way to say it.
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Yes, she gets casted in way too many movies, but that just happens to a lot of celebrities.
Yknow, Kenan Michael key, Jason Momoa, Chris Pratt, Jack Black, Pedro Pascal, Tom Holland had his couple of years
໊@buffys
post a woman who gets hate for no reason
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