Dylan

UPSET COMPLETE

@champlahoma YANK EM YANK EM

Face reveal

VOTE FOR ME HELP ME COMPLETE THE UPSET

@SKNJD9 @JaydenG32446 @PuckReportNHL Thank you!

@DylanShadow15 @JaydenG32446 @PuckReportNHL revealed earlier ( through leaks ) September 7th, early access September 4th

BREAKING: Macklin Celebrini is the cover athlete for EA Sports’ NHL 27 title, the youngest player to hit the front cover of the game in the series’ history. #TheFutureIsTeal

@Laf4MVP_ @BrettRocker95 @Uplike_Bryce @heyitsbranden @PhillyJALEN1 @FeelLikeCurry @ThomasD30630662 @GrimaceLoverMan @WcsforSC30 @xyzunleashed @Giosomethingidk @Cody_TDM @wavytalkhoops @primethornton OH IM SCREWED

@Laf4MVP_ Yes

@whit2wavvy How is Boston so low

NHL Goal Horn Rankings (I’m gonna get a lot of hate for this)

@JaydenG32446 @PuckReportNHL I think around October

@PuckReportNHL Y'all just curious, when does NHL 27 come out?

@ChrisW_0123 @LAM3L0BALL Was it some kid named Josh

@LAM3L0BALL some kid blew up a bathroom with a firework

What was “the incident” at your high school?

@CrystalGibson_ @Bennieeexyz RePAWblican?

@Bennieeexyz Would he be a libpurrrtarian? Conspurrvative? Democat?🤷‍♀️

Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career.

@pasta4hart @NHL_Muse

@NHL_Muse Zach Senyshyn

Whoever names the most random NHL player wins.

@MrBeast 467,767

First person to reply with the exact number of pennies in this room win $10,000

@iGeorgeOfficial @TheChadReinhard Ulysses S. Grant was a republican

@TheChadReinhard this doesn’t seem right. the 100th was a democrat

Just a cool piece of trivia but a Democrat has never served as President during any major anniversary celebration of our country 50th- John Quincy Adams 100th- Ulysses Grant 150th- Calvin Coolidge 200th- Gerald Ford 250th- Donald Trump

@MecoleHardman4 9967

I got one more PS code! Pick a number 1-10,000 who ever gets it the code is yours 😈😈😈😂

@GoMets6091 @TerribleMaps Massachusetts has north and south shore

@TerribleMaps Usually love making fun of NJ but Long Island has "north shore" and "south shore," Maryland and VA have their "eastern shore" (though, oddly rarely "western shore")

Beach vs shore

@emvirga Em glazing sway on the timeline again WE ARE BACK

shut up 😭😭

@snoopyeky #TheTealisNow

@emilymkaplan Do I kill myself now or later

The Utah Mammoth are sending JJ Peterka to the Boston Bruins. Utah’s return is multiple first round picks, sources said.

@NYRangers Yall taking Smits over Reid

Tick tock ⏰