Dylan Ward

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Dylan Ward

Dylan Ward

@DylanWardGeo

Geoscientist at the University of Cincinnati. Lover of emergent behavior. Cynical idealist. Tasteless humor my own.

Katılım Mart 2020
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Dylan Ward@DylanWardGeo·
Hint: “The mountains and the canyons start to …. … …. / the children of the sun begin to awake”
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Dylan Ward@DylanWardGeo·
I am going to spend my one annual tweet on this visual pun for geoscientists.
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Dylan Ward@DylanWardGeo·
Just back from a superb @prf2022 (Progressive Failure of Brittle Rocks) Penrose Conference. Man there are a lot of cracks in my house I never saw before.
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Dylan Ward@DylanWardGeo·
(mis)Applied Science
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Dylan Ward@DylanWardGeo·
Haters gonna hate, but I had a great time at #agu21, learned a lot, and some aspects of the new format are maybe not so bad. Also shout out to the convention center staff and A/V and IT folks. The spaces were super clean and sessions ran pretty smoothly all things considered.
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Dylan Ward@DylanWardGeo·
@LEW999 @OpenAcademics I was more wondering if the students were all masked in class but yeah the preschool vector…
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Dylan Ward@DylanWardGeo·
@OnAMoraine This makes me feel better about whatever I uploaded last night. Eventually I’ll even figure out how to watch the things. I can’t find them in the app.
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Dylan Ward@DylanWardGeo·
@LEW999 @OpenAcademics Are you all masked in class? We’ve had a number of students out here and there but nothing like that.
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Dylan Ward@DylanWardGeo·
@AdamForte83 At this point I might fill my slides with text and then just read the text.
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Dylan Ward@DylanWardGeo·
See, kids, this deposit right here is what's known as a "geomech lag"
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Dylan Ward@DylanWardGeo·
Last class period dispatched, and it's still 2 weeks until my AGU session, plenty of time to get my talk polished u... ... wait, what?
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Dylan Ward@DylanWardGeo·
Why do I keep getting AGU journal pub invoices a full year after the paper came out? Guess what else happened during that year: the grant ended.
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Dylan Ward@DylanWardGeo·
This is one of the stupidest software limitations to persist in 2021 on machines running modern filesystems.
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Dylan Ward@DylanWardGeo·
I want to sell clarified butter in a spray can. Obviously we’d call it Ghee-Whiz.
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Dr. Rachel Bosch
Dr. Rachel Bosch@Doc_Bosch·
Time to submit an abstract: NC/SE GSA meeting April 7–8. Abstract deadline December 14. Here are 2 of the many great sessions: T12. Karst Hydrology and Speleology… and T14. Utilizing the Current Critical Zone RCNs to Study Carbonates in the Critical Zone.
Dylan Ward@DylanWardGeo

North-Central or Southeast GSA members studying landscape evolution in mid-continental settings: come to Cincinnati April 7-8, and submit by Dec. 14 to T24. Landscape Evolution in Mid-Continental Settings. Session hand-curated by Jason Dortch, me, and Matt Jungers. Info below:

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Dylan Ward@DylanWardGeo·
@LEW999 Have done this 10/10 would recommend. The fun bonus is seeing the color of the hot water even without adding grounds.
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Dylan Ward@DylanWardGeo·
@SimonWLewis @johnburnhamshaw Finally: I always feel like I'm being super aggro when I post four or 5 replies to the same topic, but if you've ever read any of my papers -- don't -- you'll see that 260 chars is not enough for me to make an argument!
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Dylan Ward@DylanWardGeo·
@SimonWLewis @johnburnhamshaw In the original context of the post, the additional publication step serves to apply a broader standard. (though we all know how this varies by field and journal). IOW 🤷‍♂️. Not exempting myself from any of the above criticism.
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