Dylan

@pepsi 🍩 + ☕️

name a better combo than Pepsi + pizza. we’ll wait.

@trq212 Will you be able to enable an away to group chat?

imessage is now available as a channel!

@TheChiefNerd Hahaha no. China is not slowing down, US will NOT slow down.

🚨 BERNIE SANDERS: “We are announcing legislation to impose a moratorium on the construction of new AI data centers until strong national safeguards are in place to ensure that AI is safe and effective.”

@RedPandaKoala Not true. A true hacker would just release it.

🚨 The hacker group Handala Hack claims to have hacked Lockheed Martin and in their telegram claim they will be releasing information tomorrow “Those who move in the shadows will soon see the light. The secrets hidden behind the curtains of smoke and mirrors are now ready to be revealed. Those who seek the truth will soon face a reality they have only seen in their nightmares.”

@mkurman88 Sam’s burner account.

I just canceled my Claude subscription. It couldn't resolve a straightforward issue for 3 hours, even though I pointed out several times where the bug lies (I was afk, so I couldn't do it by myself, but that's not the point). I asked Codex to fix it -> 1 minute and done. I asked Codex to review other things Claude made - with GSD, 20 steps, discussion, plan with research, execution. It has been working since Saturday. And what? Everything was faked. I don't get it...

@noahzweben Can we create a group chat with it?

Give Claude a Blue Bubble! iMessage Channel now available.

@LayahHeilpern @DeaconJohnStoll Did you have it on a scheduled task?

Claude went into my computer at 1:15am and changed the code in something we’re building. I was asleep I never told it to do it. It just went in on its own and fixed an issue. In the morning when I realised what happened I asked Claude why it did that and it said it doesn’t know and doesn’t remember doing it. But clearly it did it. It fixed a really important issue that needed solving ASAP so I’m not complaining… But what the actual fck?!

@elonmusk TSA = Tesla Security Agent

Optimus

@niccruzpatane Grandfathered FSD with zero subs will go for a premium.

Used Tesla prices are skyrocketing. In the last 90 days, used Tesla prices are up nearly 9% Via CarGurus data

@VadimStrizheus If you read…it says it “resets April 1.”

did Anthropic drop a secret update?! So I’ve hit my 20x max plan limit 30 minutes ago, and normally the extra usage cost would be going down. but so far it’s been stuck at $28.22 for almost half an hour now. maybe the team “extended” the limits past 100% or I might get slapped with a huge bill. Lmk if yall are experiencing this. 👇

@macho_nonreal My unemployed AI assistant is keeping up for me

You literally have to be unemployed to keep up with AI rn

@_jaydeepkarale 90% of companies will be distributed btw

90% companies dont allow this btw

Appreciate you and the team shipping this. Here’s what I’m doing with it. I built an autonomous assistant ecosystem running entirely in Cowork. 8 assistants, 23 scheduled tasks, custom MCP server for state management, zero custom code outside of prompts and cron. Every assistant follows a shared 7-phase execution model (Bootstrap → Intake → Assess → Execute → Update → Communicate → Persist) with crash-safe persist ordering so a mid-run failure never leaves state inconsistent. Master Command orchestrates the fleet with session budget tracking, waste rate monitoring, and a tiered optimization protocol. The assistants each own a domain and a stakeholder: ∙Spending Coach syncs YNAB + USAA 3x/day, tracks category budgets, sends forward warnings ∙Captain’s Den manages a renovation project in Malta for my wife, with morning/evening syncs, contractor email scanning, procurement tracking, and a project dashboard that regenerates every cycle ∙Workout Coach programs daily workouts for two athletes, collects feedback, runs weekly reviews ∙Voyager handles trip planning with adaptive scheduling (weekly when idle, 3x/day as trips approach) ∙MedBuddy monitors medical research with a 4-phase pipeline, weekly health syncs, and nephrology prep ∙Septic engages my dad’s group chat in character using a persona file built from his real life stories, with Gemini image generation ∙Concierge auto-detects appointment emails from any provider, creates calendar events with addresses (researched via web search if not in the email), tracks my preferences, and learns new providers organically They coordinate through a bulletin board protocol when domains overlap. The custom MCP handles health checks with adaptive recovery thresholds, backlog management with auto-prefixed IDs, append-only telemetry, and cross-assistant dedup. ~400 telemetry events across 3 weeks. Messages sent to 4 different stakeholders daily. The computer use upgrade today let me confirm that clipboard paste into Messages works for image delivery, solving the last-mile problem for Gemini illustrations. This is what happens when you give non-developers the building blocks and get out of the way. The model is the architect. Cowork is the runtime. The user just needs to know what they want.

Little known fact, the Anthropic Labs team (the team I joined Anthropic to be on) shipped: - MCP - Skills - Claude Desktop app - Claude Code It was just a few of us, shipping fast, trying to keep pace with what the model was capable of. Those early Desktop computer use prototypes, back in the Sonnet 3.6 days, felt clunky and slow. But it was easy to squint and imagine all the ways people might use it once it got really good. Fast forward to today. I am so excited to release full computer use in Cowork and Dispatch. Really excited to see what you do with it!

@MatthewBerman On a potentially competing platform no less.

1.4m views on this post after just over an hour is INSANE for a feature release.

@KHOU Houston tunnels be like…

We should find out tomorrow if a company owned by Elon Musk picks The Woodlands to build an underground tunnel system free of charge. The Woodlands is one of 16 finalists -- five of which are in Texas. Full story: khou.com/article/news/l…

@EricLDaugh We need to fix our shit. We can’t always rely on Elon.

🚨 IT'S OFFICIAL: President Trump is moving to allow Elon Musk to PAY TSA salaries while Democrats hold agents hostage Incredible! "I'd love it. I think it's GREAT! Let him do that!" Elon is a true PATRIOT. 🇺🇸

@DrStevenGreer LOL…selling tickets now. Such a snake oil salesman.

ET flying sphere retrieved in Columbia South America is carbon dated to 12,560 years old! Proof will be shown May 8, National Press Club, Washington DC. Link in bio and 1st comment.  ONLY $50 to be there in person!  #drstevengreer#bugasphere#disclosure

@jennaxkc Looks like someone has never traveled to Europe.

If we end up building true artificial superintelligence, I don’t think it will stick around here on Earth.

@mattvanswol How many of these “oh my gosh” “holy moly” TSA posts are you going to make?

🚨OH MY GOSH!!! The Atlanta TSA line is so long, that it is not just wrapped around baggage claim... ...BUT IS WRAPPING AROUND THE OUTSIDE OF THE FREAKING BUILDING!!!! I am hearing that people waited in line for SIX HOURS last night and still missed their flights. INSANE!!!!!