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Dylan

@Dylan_Hamilton

I root for Liverpool, The Bengals, The Reds, FC Cincy, The Bearcats, and great stories. Specialist in Bird Law. mostly.

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Do I have a punchable looking face?
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Just a quintessential Cincy sports evening for 513 day.
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Bunting is a sin.
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Seeing an advertisement for Ark Encounter while watching the new episode of #TheBoys is so incredibly on the nose that I couldn't stop laughing.
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The Reds got nothing for future HOFer Aroldis Chapman .
Dugs@yuggs513

KeyBryan Hayes is the worst Reds front office move of my life. Why? Reds acquired KeyBryan Hayes on July 30th, 2025. At the time they were 57-52, 3 games out of a playoff spot. They were below average in nearly every offensive category at the time but for context they were 22nd in baseball in wRC+. They answered those qualms by trading for Hayes (among others). At the time of the trade here is where he ranked amongst qualified 3B. AVG: 13/16 OBP: 16/16 SLG: 16/16 OPS: 16/16 wRC+: 16/16 K%: 11/16 BB%: 16/16 And you are probably thinking to yourself, well, he must have just been having a really down year. Had to be a buy low, right? NOPE. 2024 (did qualify numbers so ranked amongst guys with 350 PA’s): AVG: 26/34 OBP: 30/34 SLG: 34/34 OPS: 34/34 wRC+: 34/34 K%: 22/34 BB%: 25/34 2023: AVG: 5/21 OBP: 20/21 SLG: 12/21 OPS: 14/21 wRC+: 17/21 K%: 8/21 BB%: 21/21 2022: AVG: 16/22 OBP: 18/22 SLG: 22/22 OPS: 22/22 wRC+: 22/22 K%: 13/22 BB%: 14/22 We are not just talking about a bad offensive player. We are talking about a guy who for 3.5 years of professional baseball was the worst offensive player at his position in the sport AND IT WASN’T EVEN CLOSE. He would be considered a bad acquisition if he was being paid $500,000 and you got him for a bucket of balls from the Florence Freedom. But instead? He’s your 4th highest paid player on this years roster and you gave up a top 10 prospect to get him! Surely, this signing won’t impact the future tho. WRONG AGAIN! Only Hunter Greene has more future money on the books than the 29 million (assuming team option is declined) KeyBryan Hayes is owed. It was/remains a baffling move. There is no amount of defense that makes this move worth it. TJ Friedl is still playing CF because they traded for KeyBryan Hayes. The outfield was not addressed because of KeyBryan Hayes. Matt McLain has zero pressure because of KeyBryan Hayes. We are not yet 100 games into his Reds tenure and it is already an unequivocal failure. The manager is debating pinch hitting for the guy in the 4TH INNING OF MAY BASEBALL GAMES. FIRE. NICK. KRALL.

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@thereisnojayjay Wemby is so tall that elbow would have legitimately just gone over my head.
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The last 11 Andrew Abbott innings have been strong. #Reds
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@KatAUversion Me whenever a High Life is in front of me.
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RumChata makes me a few things
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That's a disaster of an offensive inning for the Reds.
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Left shoulder fatigue is a great 'we will figure this out in 2 weeks' injury designation.
Cincinnati Reds@Reds

The #Reds today recalled RHP Zach Maxwell from Triple-A Louisville and placed LHP Brandon Williamson (left shoulder fatigue) on the 15-day injured list.

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The Reds should stop watching poorly thrown first pitch sliders on first pitches.
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@MarleyThirteen Solos should be the bare minimum. Cant stand playing with random teammates. What a farce.
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@jeremytache Homer Bailey is the worst pitcher name, but he has a quirky stat with the Reds. He had the last no-hitter of the 2012 season, and the first no-hitter of the 2013 season. First pitcher since Nolan Ryan to have the last 2 no-no's league wide.
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Leaving it late 😮‍💨 That’s now six 90th-minute winners against Everton in the Premier League era ⏱️
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