Finnister

Branching out with the podcast and exploring a “Tell All Series” where I riff about former lovers. No real names of course. Episode 1 “CHINGER” This one has it all folks. Family secrets, corporate fraud, adultery, kidnapping and a web of lies. DM for episode link!

If you received any messages or there were posts from this account between 9/3/2024 and right now it wasn’t me.

If you thought the episode titled “Where I’ve Been” from August 2023 was exciting just wait until I release “Where I’ve Been Dos” It’s gonna blow your mind.

Just got an email from @JoeBiden and the subject line was: “I’m running?” FFS

I #VoteFerreira for @MLS Player of the Matchday!

Sebas finally scored

Happy Fathers Day to all the bed frames and box springs out there. You are the unsung hero’s of our paternity. You stay stiff when we can’t. You support when we wilt.

almost a month since we tied the knot and I married my "same star". We've had our bumps and will have bumps in the future but Communication is so important. Our two worst days as a couple we failed to communicate after the situation and it only got worse.

I make my woman breakfast, pack her lunch, rub her feet and take care of her. But occasionally I whisper a reminder in her ear: "I may act like the housewife, but I'm also the one that'll die defending you. Now, turn around and let me smack them cheeks."

Facts

@10DollarHotDog Retired? Retired? Nah player. If you see your mom tell her I want my shoes back.

@DynamoCooligan Mine assume I'm dead everytime I don't answer. So I blocked them.

@DynaPod Yep, I did on Facebook, a lot of family's on it including Mom so I mark myself safe so I don't have to take in a lot of family calls / texts when they read the news showing the worst damage in Houston & they assume I'm dead or homeless.

I see you marked yourself safe during the storm. I don't recall asking but that's cool. #LookAtMe

As I sit here getting eaten alive by mosquitoes I question the Lord. Like did Noah really need to put these tiny fucking flying vampires on that boat? For real.

@KeepingTabsPod @joechabala10 @joechabala10 and his beer can sized tool is too busy slutting himself out across the South West

@DynaPod @joechabala10 it’s time for those opposing team interviews to start back up.

Married

The @HoustonDynamo may have lost but here’s a win you can celebrate. I’m marrying the most beautiful woman in the world in about 45 minutes. Sitting here dipping snuff in nothing but some fur lined slippers. She’s been doing makeup for an hour. I’ll still be ready first.

Nicest thing we’ve been called in a while. I’ll take it #holditdown

@MailOnline S*** taste in comedy thou have. There’s a reason South Park and Beavis and Butthead are back. Simpsons still going strong and Seinfeld is the greatest.

It's 20 years since the last ever episode of Friends. But from body-shaming and gaslighting to transphobia and misogyny, it's a wonder the series was ever screened at all, says CLAUDIA CONNELL! trib.al/Kplv7vb

Wedding itinerary in New Orleans is as follows: Tuesday night checkin @hotelmonteleone Wednesday morning brunch at two sisters. Wednesday night get married 💍 in a cemetery followed by dinner at Cornet Thursday lunch with a Marine buddy Friday morning check out #NOLA