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Im at the dog park watching about 10 people trying to coach one dog into a small pool. People are sad.

@TheSkepticalV Like salads?

It’s 2022. Every restaurant needs to offer #vegan options. And I’m not talking about french fries. #GoVegan

I’m gonna pack up this @ColorWare Nintendo Switch OLED and ship it to 1 random follower who RTs this tweet in the next 24 hours. Good luck!

@ConanOBrien 3 episodes? One for each nipple?

Pitching “Strangest Things” to Netflix, a show about my nipples.

I saw @RonFunches on Comedy Central tonight. I can't believe how much he sounds like Time Meadows from The Ladies Man.

New show "Stereo Damage Episode 71 - Broomy and Soydan guest mixes" up now at mixcloud.com/djdanmusic/ste… Check it out now!

@tobaccology Are you open today?

Is this thing on?

@danieltosh well you know what they say. Guys who can dance good are probably good in bed with another man.