Khaemba the 3rd

🚨💙 Pep Guardiola will take up a role as a Global Ambassador for the City Football Group. He will give technical advice to the clubs in the group, working on specific projects and collaborations.

@WelBeast @KarauriR @orengbonny I need that shirt by Tomorrow please

The winners of the 50 shirts given by my friend @KarauriR for the Arsenal fanbase in Kenya will be selected from the comments section of this post by Super Grok today. Number one on the list is @orengbonny. Good luck everyone.

KTN is reporting that the Matatu Owners Association were paid 500k, an air ticket to Mombasa and some paid hotel bills in Mombasa. Enyewe shida ni njaa.

It's funny that we expect a government that killed 60 innocent souls to arrest killers and kidnappers of children.

Isaac Mwaura saw birds of ng'ethe at the Kenyatta University yesterday when he went to spread government propaganda amongst them the murderous finance Bill. There's a pattern and the ground is charging. We will be there no matter what! #RejectFinanceBill2026 #RutoMustGoNow

And they called us stupid for claiming to be leaderless. And they urged us to find leaders,I remember Mwafreeka lecturing me like a baby in Iko nini podcast from saying the most obvious,he insisted that having ‘leaders’ was the only way to ‘beat the system’ Watu Bure kabisa!

Government Spokesperson Isaac Mwaura saw bad things in Kenyatta University yesterday as students openly heckled him down for trying to spew Government Propaganda to the university comrades!

Matatu chairmen have been taken to Mombasa like Highschool prefects to eat flashy meals in 5 star hotels and they’ll return having solved nothing. Bunch of idiots!

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This bastard🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

High Fuel Prices in Kenya Are Not Because of “Iran” - They Are Caused by Ruto’s Greed and Heavy Taxation The William Ruto regime loves blaming external factors for the sky-high fuel prices Kenyans are suffering. Lately, they have been pushing the convenient lie that “Iran” or global tensions are responsible. This is pure propaganda and deflection. Here is the truth, backed by the actual breakdown: Actual Composition of Fuel Price (as of recent data): 1. Excise Duty - KSh 21.95/liter on petrol, KSh 11.37 on diesel 2. Road Maintenance Levy - KSh 25/liter 3. Petroleum Development Levy - KSh 5.40/liter 4. Petroleum Regulatory Levy - KSh 0.75/liter 5. Railway Development Levy - KSh 1.52–3.32/litre (recently increased) 6. Anti-Adulteration Levy - KSh 18/liter on kerosene 7. Import Declaration Fee - Varies, but adds significantly 8. VAT - 16% (temporarily reduced to 8%, but still applied on top of other taxes - tax on tax) Taxes and levies alone make up 40–50% of the final pump price. For example, in early 2025, total taxes/levies on petrol were around KSh 80.91 per litre and KSh 69.20 on diesel. This is before profit margins for oil marketing companies, transporters, and retailers. The Real Culprits: • The fraudulent G-to-G fuel deals with UAE and Saudi Arabia that lock Kenya into expensive sourcing instead of shopping for cheaper fuel on the open market (including from Iran and other suppliers). • Industrial-scale looting and cartel protection that ensures middlemen and connected parties eat first. • Multiple overlapping levies that keep increasing even as global prices fluctuate. • Deliberate policy choices that prioritize regime allies and foreign partners over Kenyan consumers. Blaming “Iran” or global geopolitics is a cheap, lazy lie meant to distract you from the fact that your government is the biggest single contributor to high fuel prices. Every extra shilling you pay at the pump is going into someone’s pocket - not because of some faraway country, but because of deliberate, homegrown corruption, bad policy, and elite capture. Stop accepting the excuses. The problem is not international. The problem is local - and it starts at the top. And British-backed war criminal and murderer is the problem.

What do we even have to show for this 13 Trillion debt? No worthy schools No hospitals Terrible roads Weak purchasing power Highest Unemployment rate No thriving manufacturing industry No food security No infrastructure No Nothing! Wameiba yote,alafu tuwalipie!

Statehouse has a budget of 17.7Billion. Civil servants used 7 billion to travel abroad. SHA software costed 118 Billion 1.3 Trillion is missing on Ecitizen 50 Billion missing from SHA 4.1Billion Bursary funds missing 300 Billion Treasury bond lost But kenya is broke?

Reject Ruto’s PR when he comes back pretending to “reduce” a few shillings from the fuel hike.

When you hear politicians suddenly uniting to tell you who the “enemy” is, pause and ask yourself one question: Who benefits when citizens are divided and distracted? Too often, the political class closes ranks not to defend the people, but to defend the system that feeds them. They want Kenyans fighting each other while corruption, impunity, unemployment, and economic injustice continue unchecked. The moment someone begins questioning the structure of exploitation, the wardens of the prison quickly unite and point at a new “enemy” to keep the prisoners distracted. Kenyans must stop worshipping political camps and start defending principles. Accountability is not tribal. Justice is not regional. Truth is not partisan. The real struggle is not between ordinary citizens. The real struggle is between a corrupt system and the people paying the price for it every day.

In the island of Comoros, they are on their seventh day of continuous protest against dictatorship. What started as a normal protest against fuel price increases has resulted in a total revolution. Dear kenyans hata kesho we need to stop reggae!! Hakuna kulipa taxes!!!

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Kenya has given Elon Musk’s X platform (formerly Twitter) a 3-month deadline to open a Nairobi office. The government says it could suspend X if the directive is not met.

Treasury CS John Mbadi now says fuel prices will remain unchanged until the next EPRA review on June 14, 2026.