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Jeffrey Stoneberger

@EATMECOOKME

Ex-chef 🔥 turned writer ✍️ Long nights taught me patience. Words taught me mercy.

Naples, FL Katılım Mayıs 2009
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Victor Williams@ThePhillyPod·
Former Chiefs DE Charles Omenihu on getting blown out by the Eagles in the Super Bowl: “the 49ers Super Bowl team was better.” 🎥: @speakeasytlkshw
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@bigplay24slay 100% should’ve beaten them in both Super Bowls without a terrible fumble and an egregious pass interference call. Jalen out played Mahomes both times.
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Janerika@janerikaowens·
Masters ⛳️
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@gatokeza_ Pastrami is cured smoked and sometimes boiled. The red comes from the curing salts you doofus.
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GATOKEZA💙@gatokeza_·
The way it looks overcooked on the outside yet not even cooked inside 🥲
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AlphaFox
AlphaFox@alphafox·
This game seemed like a good idea at the time, little did mom know…..
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Dan Orlovsky
Dan Orlovsky@danorlovsky7·
“We should celebrate being real and honest and not fake” -Coach K Couldn’t agree more.
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@JDCowboys2 Respectfully, you’re not the Jets. You’re the most valuable franchise in the NFL. 30 years is absolutely embarrassing.
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Jeffrey Stoneberger@EATMECOOKME·
Please let the Cowboys trade for Garrett so when we smash them again even after they stole our secondary coachthere are no excuses.
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Jeffrey Stoneberger@EATMECOOKME·
@thePHIspecial Every player wants a Phillips contract he joined the Eagles and instantly upgraded his AAV by 5 to $7 million a year.
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The Philly Special
The Philly Special@thePHIspecial·
No way Howie makes the trade if he wants Jaelan Phillips’ contract
VikingzFanPage@vikingzfanpage

#Vikings edge rusher Jonathan Greenard’s agent wants “much more money” in a revised deal with the team, @DWolfsonKSTP mentioned via @SKORNorth. Wolfson mentions Jalen Philips, who recently received a 4 year, $120M deal with $80M in guarantees, as a potential baseline for JG.

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Jeffrey Stoneberger@EATMECOOKME·
@Matt_Pinner It isn’t for another person to say if it’s appropriate. Women can do whatever they want with their bodies. But if you’ve been engaged and divorced as many times as J Lo, you might want to take a look at the mirror.
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MLFootball@MLFootball·
THE TOP-10 BEST ATHLETES IN PHILADELPHIA SPORTS CURRENTLY: 1: Tyrese Maxey
2: AJ Brown
3: Kyle Schwarber
4: Saquon Barkley
5: Zack Wheeler
6: Jalen Hurts
7: Jalen Carter
8: Joel Embiid
9: Bryce Harper
10: DeVonta Smith What would you change…?
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@thePHIspecial Trade becomes official June 2. Browns get AJ Brown. Plus a conditional first round pick that states if we acquire another first round pick they get the lesser of the first.
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The Philly Special
The Philly Special@thePHIspecial·
It's March... and it's madness! But would you do this trade if you were the #Eagles? Eagles get: - Myles Garrett #Browns get: - 2027 1st round pick - 2028 1st round pick - 2027 3rd round pick - Moro Ojomo
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Jeffrey Stoneberger@EATMECOOKME·
@tomstakes Or we can just draft a player in the first three rounds who’s gonna have at least four years on a super cheap deal and develop players in house. Ever sell your future for your present? Anyone who’s ever been? Divorced knows what I’m talking about.
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tom stakes
tom stakes@tomstakes·
This shit is insufferable. Talking about “what ifs” all day every day really gets viewers? That’s truly what entertains people? God bless.
Philadelphia Eagles Central@pheaglescentral

Dan Orlovsky seems to think that the #Eagles should be in on the Maxx Crosby sweepstakes, via @GetUpESPN. “I would also put the Eagles in that conversation. I would just reiterate the point, Howie Roseman is notorious for getting value on the market… This just feels like a Howie Roseman type of situation eventually.” 👀

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@DakMuse4 You can post about a quarterback who’s never been to his conference championship until the end of the Earth. 60% win rate. Only thing that matters. This is your argument: Dak wins consistently but tends to lose when it matters.
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DakMuse@DakMuse4·
Offseason Dak Prescott fact #59: Dak Prescott has established himself as one of the most accurate and efficient QBs in NFL history. 70.9% completion vs zone. 67% completion rate through his first 8 seasons (#1 all-time).
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