Dimes Square Degenerate

Phew, thought it was the 14 dirty martinis

@tequilaabae Disrespectfully

Go to your local dive bar, stimulate the economy with your beer drinking, go into debt if you have to.

@WestsideLAGuy I miss raya

@WestsideLAGuy I hope @CountryFirstRep gets a*tacked by a transgender

the look she gives you at the end of the first date when you mention you dislike minorities

@WestsideLAGuy Yale clears

@WestsideLAGuy Raya

Going to drink an absurd amount of coors banquets for the broncos game at Barney’s beanery

@EVillageVillain Banger

23 likes on an insta story will have you feeling like a celebrity

@raqisright @floridaman38 Low diversity activities

We’re so back

@raqisright The plan is 14 dirty martinis and drunk driving along the California coast

@raqisright Extra dirty martini pitchers

@EBITDAddyLBO finally a plan I can get behind (extra dirty)

The hottest thing a guy can do is make a plan and stick to it. Doesn't even matter what it is. If you can't commit to a plan you probably are incapable of committing to a woman The bar is literally “make a plan and stick to it.”

@raqisright If I run over a few homeless people so be it

@Passhole69 How I feel skipping the line at the box

How I feel paying $20 to skip the line at spring lounge

@EVillageVillain Absolutely

@EBITDAddyLBO When ur back in nyc we slide?

@sagharborcap Maybe you’ll find them in st Barts who knows but it’s warm there

Once again I have failed to find love in the tribe room at Gospel. Shocked and devastated

@arigldd I just realized I’m retarded but rooting for you. Good luck

@EBITDAddyLBO Planning to get back into racing so no specific person in mind. Would love to break some PRs.

After a five year hiatus from competitive running I think it’s time to make a comeback.