The Yurker

If someone has a blue checkmark in their bio and posted some fuck shit that you want to respond to, just remember rent is probably due for them and they're just trying to farm some pennies off your engagement. Be smarter.

Hope the corporate 9-5 was worth it.

@MobHalo_ Yeah no this is pathetic. Kid's reaction tells me everything about the mom, this isn't a one time moment. I've been gaming all my life and this is the first time I have to wonder if this shit really can turn into a disease. Take care of your fucking children.

Hot take but listening to an audiobook is not reading and it’s actually insane to think otherwise

Nigga just honked at me in a drive thru relax #fatfuck

This should make you sick as an American .

@moekaboobs Unironically the reason dudes are saying “I want an autistic girl” is because those are the ones with any visible personality.

i like girls with autism, it gives women a human side that they don't often have

@JoseyVenator @PraiseTheFrom needed souls and just used that whole region to farm. DS2 has the gayest ez mode mechanic where the enemies just stop spawning after farming enough so the runback was a casual stroll

@PraiseTheFrom That runback is nothing compared to horsefuck valley or Sir Alonne.

@PraiseTheFrom This is bait if you don't know the shortcut

I finally made it to WAFFLE HOUSE. The staff are always friendly, and when I asked if they would sell me a menu, they sold me one for $5. Next time, I’ll be back at 3 a.m. for fight time. #WAFFLEHOUSE

Women when you tell them you wanna marry them instead of using them as cum dumpsters and abusing them

@chickyxime No sympathy because how the fuck do you fall for this shit every time from the apps. It's written all over their bio's and their photos and how they talk. Poor girl, looks like she's learning though.

Man refuses to pay for dates meal because she says she's not going to sleep with him

@ayeejuju Women really gon stand in the way of you having a once in a lifetime life experience.

@wynrosei this fucking gif is so exhausting

"I'll always prioritize my mom over my wife" Imagine being a child and watching your dad constantly choose his mom over your mom.

@Parodyjeffx They brag about this. They literally don't view it as wrong. israeli's are rabid.

HOLY SHIT BRO 🚨 Israeli minister Ben-Gvir parades kidnapped flotilla activists like captured animals in his sick propaganda circus. No regard for international law.

@Fl0atingSign @anarch97 the smarminess from the quotes is unreal

@anarch97 The "music video" was a fan video made with clips from Jean Rollin's Lost in New York

Edits are probably the most important art form right now

@sulfuroxideseer where the fuck were you guys when we were getting laughed at for our dragonball z AMVs