Rockstar shit 🏒

Why is it called a rimjob and not butthead

The whole 82-0 phenomenon reinforces that whole bit about how the only thing a bunch of dudes need in order to have a good time is to sit around announcing the names of a bunch of old athletes.

4 years ago today on Dynamite, MJF cut his infamous shoot promo on Tony Khan.

Today, we remember a legend. On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline. Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme. He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe. Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on. Gone, but never forgotten. Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸 May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016 Forever in our hearts.

Living with your parents at 23 is an infinite money glitch which is great until youre trying to have sex

On this day in 2008, just moments after hoisting the Memorial Cup for the @spokanechiefs, captain Chris Bruton accidentally broke the trophy when he tried to hand it off to Trevor Glass 😬 #Hockey365

@rebetapp Nah we switching to Courtside book. Your app is dogshit

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@RJBrown46975645 @worldhockeyrpt I will. My wife agrees with you. Have fun watching Kelowna go 0-4!

@EGunn97 @worldhockeyrpt Go back to what you know best…rimjobs…

How on earth did Kelowna get a Memorial Cup if this is the setup?

@RJBrown46975645 @worldhockeyrpt I’m well aware of how it’s awarded. They would’ve been a shit host in 2020 too😂

@EGunn97 @worldhockeyrpt Kelowna was to host in 2020; cancelled by a global health crisis. Learn how it is awarded…

Construction workers be closing off every other street just to sit there fiddling their nuts

@RJBrown46975645 @worldhockeyrpt I wouldn’t say it’s a “great” arena. Beautiful city, absolutely. It’s a joke that Kelowna was rewarded the tournament. Medicine Hat or Spokane both deserved it more than Kelowna. That team is gonna get shitstomped against Everett, Kitchener and Chicoutimi

@EGunn97 @worldhockeyrpt And Kelowna has a great CHL arena in an active, beautiful smaller city, with a mayor that fully supports the event.

J.P. Crawford on transitioning to 3B: “I want to be a Mariner for life and I think that’s the best way to do it.”

Colt Emerson, first career hit -- first career homer. A big "Welcome to The Show" moment for @MLBPipeline's No. 6 overall prospect.

🚨 BROCK LESNAR IS BACK!!!! 🚨 AND JUST HIT OBA FEMI WITH FOUR F-5s!!!!

Big league bound. We’ve recalled INF @Colt_emerson from @RainiersLand. Welcome to the Show, Colt! #TridentsUp 🔗 atmlb.com/4dfZPwv

IT'S THE UNDERTAKER

@espnbob @NHL @6ErikJohnson @rayferraro21 @KevinWeekes @AJMleczko @CassieCampbell @leahhextall @emilymkaplan @StormBuonantony You should absolutely be doing the finals. It’s a joke that you aren’t, bob. ESPN gotta realize youre the best pxp on the channel

Year 5 of the @nhl in the books for me Thanks to all my partners! @6ErikJohnson @rayferraro21 @KevinWeekes @AJMleczko @CassieCampbell @leahhextall @emilymkaplan @StormBuonantony Enjoy the rest of the Stanley Cup Playoffs and Finals on ABC! Already looking forward to next year!

@cookietrog @rebetapp @ReBetsupport Yep same issue here.

@rebetapp Deposited money, got charged, but have no money in my account. @ReBetsupport I need urgent support. This is an insane problem to have!!!

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Last time the Kitchener Rangers were in a Memorial Cup game was when it hosted in 2008. They wound up losing to the Spokane Chiefs 4-1, in a game that gifted us quite possibly the greatest trophy gaff of all time