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When life imitates art 🌷

@GreatLakesWife_ Recycled mason jars and tulips from No Frills - they’re usually $5/6 for a small bunch…and a few branches from the backyard would do!

Wish I was rich and could make a fancy Easter tablescape

The @BlueJays become the first team with consecutive walk-off wins to start a season since 2014!

@VeryBadLlama 100% correct and I worked out of there for almost 10 years. My husband will fly out of there for the rest his life…that and a drive on the 401…no wonder he’s a grouch 🤔

very important to fly out of Toronto’s Pearson airport at least once in your life so you can experience what it’s like to be inside an airport that personally and specifically hates you

@JJ_McCullough Wherever you came from.

What part of Canada has the meanest people?

Our deepest condolences go to the families and friends of the Jazz crew of Air Canada Express flight AC8646 on March 22. Read full statement: aircanada.com/media/air-cana…

Such a tragedy for the aviation community and the AC family. My heart is breaking…but with all the Trump-driven cuts to ATC, I am sadly not surprised. Thinking of the pilots’ families 🤍 toronto.citynews.ca/2026/03/23/air…

@CartoonsHateHer Travis Kelce, Lewis Hamilton, Jalen Hurts.

I need this for my article tomorrow but I know basically nothing about sports, so ladies, which professional athletes do you consider the most attractive? lol

@endofanerajc That’s crazy. It’s $100 in Canada and that’s without insurance. That being said - she saved your life…pay her!!

also the girl who gave me an epipen when i was doing the whole anaphylactic shock thing told me i could venmo her for the epipen and maybe i’m a bad person but i think she’s tacky for that

Happy Womens’ Day❤️

78% of abortions occur before 9 weeks 92% of abortions occur before 13 weeks 6% of abortions occur between 14–20 weeks 100% are none of your business

@JasonKelce My guy, the tv cords!! 😆

Right back atcha!! Let’s go USA!! #merica

@Jeopardy Ernst

What in the world of first names? 🌏

@GreatLakesWife_ Some of the rudest people on Twitter have the thinnest of skins.

I was going to call my mom to chat this afternoon, but she replied “she doesn’t look happy. And a bit of a rash?” to a cute pic I sent her of baby, so now I don’t really feel like calling her 🤷🏼‍♀️

@LizzieMarbach The birds just know to stay away from MAGA homes 🤷🏼‍♀️

I got my husband a smart bird feeder for Christmas because he loves to bird watch. But we been sad because literally zero birds have come to eat since putting it up! However, today, we finally had one. Hopefully he spreads the word to all the birds in the area! 😂

@MrPitbull07 People don’t eat veggies with every meal?! At minimum, always a side salad.

If you grew up in a “vegetables at every meal” household….what did you eat with spaghetti?

@GreatLakesWife_ It’s probably best to have at least more than one month of motherhood under your belt before making sweeping claims like this 🤷🏼‍♀️ and I’m saying this as a SAHM/pilot wife myself…

I think being a SAHM is easier emotionally and logistically than being a working mom. I personally can’t imagine the turmoil of dropping a baby off at daycare, and there aren’t enough hours in the day to get home stuff and parenting done on top of a 9-5

@GreatLakesWife_ So if it’s a 6 month old puppy, it’s totally reasonable to set a 2 hour time limit 🤷🏼‍♀️ They’re asking for a compromise…you’re not being a very kind friend by shit-posting about them.

Dog people are something else. Our friends want to meet baby so we told them they can come over after church. But they apparently can’t leave their dog for more than 2 hours so they want us to go to a restaurant near church with our newborn instead of coming to our house 🙄

@je_suis_margo @coldhealing As a 10 year FA myself, this is 100% correct!

@coldhealing I've been an FA for almost 10 years & the straight guys are by far the worst at this job. they do not have the tact or the sensitivity to be aware or anticipate ppl's needs. they struggle with being in a position where someone might be condescending or demeaning toward them

What is it about the flight attendant lifestyle that makes it only possible to girls and gays? Straight men can be pilots, so it's not the distance. Straight men can be waiters, so it's not the humility. It's something about the combination of the two