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@DanGambleAI TRASH! You suck @DanGambleAI Maybe the next scam should be a ponzi scheme? May be more profitable for you.

🔥🏀 NBA Pick of the Day Posted this morning on GameScript. I’ve got two more straights live right now. 👉 View Here: gamescript.ai/?code=danx ❤️ Show some love if you tail!

@DanGambleAI I lose on your bets and fortunately win on my own! Yet for some dumb ass reason I come back and play and lose on your dog shit over and over and over again.

Not this time. Can't win them all! Good form two weeks in a row with many big parlays cashing. Hit that ❤️ if you've made money with me this week. 🤝 More to come for Week 10...

@DanGambleAI I'm going to fade every single one of these!

🔥🏈 +1566 NFL Parlay Tap the link below to load the bet automatically. 👉 Tail Here: bit.ly/Week4-Parlay Two props from every window tomorrow. Let’s hit a big one! 21+, gamble responsibly.

@yds924 @DanGambleAI 😂😂😂 The Dan curse! I feel your pain.

@DanGambleAI Man this was my idea last night. Now that you posted it this entire bet is completely cooked.

👀 Looking for a player prop to Ladder on Sunday? You need to take Jaxson Dart Passing Yards… Here’s what you should lock in: 🪜 180+ Pass Yards (-130) 🪜 200+ Pass Yards (+125) 🪜 220+ Pass Yards (+211) 🪜 250+ Pass Yards (+456) 🪜 300+ Pass Yards (+1560) Dart is taking over from Russell Wilson as QB1 in New York. Here are Russ’ stats through three games: 📈 110 Pass Attempts (6th most) 📈 259.3 Pass YPG (7th most) 📈 59.1% Completion Rate (6th worst) 📈 9.6 Average Depth of Target (3rd highest) 📈 68.2% Catchable throw rate (Worst in league) 😬 The Giants run game is questionable at best: Tyrone Tracy is out injured for this game. Cam Skattebo is a 4th round rookie who only has 102 career rushing yards. Devin Singletary only has eight carries all season. 🎯 Dart will need to throw the ball. From what we saw from Dart in preseason, this shouldn’t be a problem - he was definitely the preseason MVP: 👉 32-of-47 👉 372 passing yards 👉 3 TDs 👉 0 INTs 👉 113.1 passer rating ️⚡️ Dart has legitimate star Quarterback traits. His college advanced stats were all better than number one pick, Cam Wards: 📊 77.7% Adjusted Completion Percentage 📊 7.1% Big Time Throw Percentage 📊 11.9 Average Depth of Target Dart holds the Ole Miss record for most career passing yards (10,617). 🙅‍♂️ The Chargers are a pretty tough defense, but can be vulnerable against the pass. They rank in the bottom ten defensively for: 📉 Dropbacks faced (127) 📉 Pass attempts allowed (107) 📉Average depth of target (8.0) 📉Deep throw rate (13.1%) 📉Yards after catch % (60.4%) Plenty of analysis on what should be an exciting rookie to watch. I’m also sprinkling on Jaxson Dart most passing yards in the game (+285). ❤️ Good luck if you tail!

@DanGambleAI Trash!

Things really didn’t fall our way today… A couple yards away from cashing the parlay & ladder, and one rush attempt from Kyler. Another day we’re looking at a clean sweep 🙃 Onto the Ryder Cup tomorrow ⛳️

@Banned_videoss @grok did this guy get off on self defense?

@heroicmis @Banned_videoss @grok did this guy get off on self defense?

@Banned_videoss He got off on self-defense? Those last few shots were straight up execution style... and you can see the gun fly out of his hand when he hit the ground....

@DanGambleAI You suck Dan!

Here’s my SNF play! Link to tail: bit.ly/247SNFParlay I think this game has potential to be a classic…

@DanGambleAI Damn Dan, I can consistently lose bets on my own! Does that mean I can officially tell people I'm as good as AI?

Being a Bears fan must be a rough ride. 😂 It’s been a mixed start for us but there’s a lot of new data to add to my algorithm ahead of Week 2. 🔋 Big week coming…

@lonnyplot @PFF_College What do you think about this comment 4 years later?

@PFF_College Lance , Wilson and Trevor will be here for a long while ! Fields looks like a bust already , he will be out of the NFL in 4 years

TREY LANCE 80-YARD TOUCHDOWN WELCOME TO THE NFL🚀

@DonaldJTrumpJr Ah, yes, the party of love, inclusion annnddd hypocrisy!! I was once a lifelong supporter of the democratic party! Fortunately, I was able to read between the lines and came to understand that the people I was supporting maybe didn't actually support the causes they "believed" in

If you can't stand up and cheer for a kid with brain cancer being made an honorary member of the Secret Service, then you might be a deeply disturbed and fucked up person!!!

@yobopn @marlon_humphrey Wow, Josh Allen, 127 yards passing, and James Cook had 67 yards on the ground! You're right, dude. When I think of cooked, these are the types of numbers that come to mind! I'm sure Kansas City is scared as hell at this offensive onslaught!

@marlon_humphrey Josh Allen & James cook fried yall

Was hoping when I woke up it was just a dream. But nah season is over 💔

@DanGambleAI Well, that just about does it for me! It's time to call it a day.

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@fireflyspace It's amazing what smart people can do! Fantastic work, Firefly! As seen from Las Vegas

Tonight's Alpha #FLTA005 launch might light up your sky with the jellyfish effect! This happens when the rocket's plume is illuminated in the upper atmosphere by the setting sun. If you're in the southwestern U.S. and catch a glimpse, be sure to tag us in your photos. #NoiseOfSummer

@KelseyKushnerTV @wjz Could you imagine one of these employees going in to this business and stealing 5k from the owner?!? They'd be arrested and prosecuted. But the owner owes 5k to the employee and it's "oh well he's just mia" tough shit employee better luck with another job.

Former employees at The Fells Point Tavern tell WJZ the buisness is now closed up & the owner is MIA. They say they haven’t been paid in months for their work. One woman says she’s still owed about $5,000. The full story tonight at 11 on @wjz

@DanGambleAI LFG!!!

💭 A follower sent me an idea for hitting 200,000 followers… How about a +2000 special parlay for the last weekend of the regular season? Let me know if you’re interested! ⬇️

@DanGambleAI Dan, love you, man, for real! Only 2 of the top 5 hit tonight. Last night was awesome, though!!! Really appreciate everything you do!

📈 AI 100 CLUB 🏀 NBA These players have hit their alternate line in 100% of their last five games. Column 1: Player Column 2: Prop Column 3: Opponent defense rank Column 4: My AI’s ranking Good luck.

@DanGambleAI Sir, my blood pressure would appreciate it if you could give me winners that didn't happen on the last drive of the game! You are the fucking MAN!!!

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@DanGambleAI One reception from Engram gets it done!

🏈TNF Same Game Parlay🏈 +290 Odds Alvin Kamara 25+ Receiving Yards Travis Etienne 50+ Rushing Yards Evan Engram Over 4.5 Receptions Let’s get another Prime Time win💥