EJ Assi

@SUBWAY Every Subway location in NYC refuses to put a decent amount of toppings on your sub without charging. Fix this or lose a customer.

I'm sleeping

I'm tweeting.

Yup!!!!!

Copacabana. Be there. Tonight. 6pm to whenever.

I farted.

Had a great time in Dubai for the premiere of Detroit Unleaded. @DetroitUnleaded @mikebatayeh

I forgot I had a twitter account.

I rarely tweet. I also rarely read other tweets. Why do I have a twitter account?

As each day goes by without the NHL, I die inside.

What a great night. My girlfriend enjoyed her birthday and I couldn't ask for more.

"Anal sex is an ancient tradition of love and respect." says Elliot Conrad, a dear friend.

The NHL is on the verge of a full season lockout. I just died a little inside.

@IndiraBalki thanks for the support. Keep spreading the word about our film. Hopefully we can get it in theatres.

@mikebatayeh you're already an actor. And a pretty damn good one at that. Oh ya, I started a twitter account.

I'm waking up to have breakfast.

@mikebatayeh enjoy Michigan.

@DetroitUnleaded this is only the beginning of something great.

This tweet stuff is weird.