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@FabrizioRomano I thought this club is broke

🚨💣 BREAKING: Anthony Gordon to Barcelona, here we go! Official bid accepted now by Newcastle board and Saudi owners. €70m fixed fee plus add-ons to bring final package over €80m for #NUFC. Gordon set to travel this week for medical and contract signing at FCB. 🔵🔴✈️

@_onlyscott Rudiger

.. Excluding Toni Kroos Name an GERMAN player that has played for REAL MADRID Level; HARD

@MoFA_ZW We will never make it to that top 15 I bet my balls on that

Today, Prof. dr. Amon Murwira is in New York City, United States of America, where he is leading the Zimbabwean delegation to the United Nations Security Council elections. Zimbabwe is campaigning for a non-permanent seat on the United Nations Security Council for the year 2027-2028, with elections scheduled for 3 June 2026 as part of its continued commitment to strengthening multilateralism and contributing constructively to global peace and security. This morning, Prof. Murwira is attending the UN Security Council High-Level Open Debate on “Upholding the Purposes and Principles of the UN Charter and Strengthening the UN-Centered International System,” chaired by H.E. Wang Yi, Foreign Minister of the People’s Republic of China. Zimbabwe’s speaking slot is in the afternoon, and Prof. Murwira is expected to address the meeting later in the day. If elected to the UNSC as a non-permanent member, Zimbabwe intends to advance inclusive dialogue, strengthen diplomacy, and promote the peaceful resolution of conflicts, while amplifying the voices of the Global South and contributing to a more balanced and equitable international order grounded in the principles of the United Nations Charter.

@ali_naka Its was relatively straightforward and ovius. The situation was tricky from the beginning it needed a sober minded president to understand that he was warming the seat for its rightful owner who is the party president. But as Lord Akton said power corrupts

Two Years ago 📌

@henry_jibunor @TouchlineX Where was he last week when they were humbled by Japanese

@TouchlineX His ability to step up and deliver on the biggest stages is exactly why millions consider him the greatest set-piece taker in football history.

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: This man is 41 years old, this man has just scored his 972 career goal, this man is about to win the league title with Al-Nassr. This is not just a human being, this is an absolute MACHINE from ANOTHER PLANET, this is CRISTIANO RONALDO! THIS IS WHAT MANY PEOPLE REFER TO AS.... THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME! 🐐

Varume kana vachitaura mese garai pasi !! We need only 100 of him to tell Mambo Hezekiah chokwadi!!

@shumbakadzi_zim Criminals will be getting short sentences

JaneMary Makonye has been appointed as Magistrate Congratulations to Your Worship!

@zimlive They know politix will be hot in coming 2 years. So she is silently recruiting killers for hire

#HappeningNow First lady Auxillia Mnangagwa is at the Harare Magistrates Court for the sentencing hearing of alleged serial killer Anymore Zitsva who has pleaded guilty to 10 charges including rape, attempted murder and robbery. Mrs Mnangagwa has previously visited Zitsva in prison (📸). The High Court will try the 32-year-old on multiple murder charges which now stand at 15

@TouchlineX If you watch all last three World Cup @neymarjr was not serious at all. @MrAncelotti is playing mind game with him so that he evokes seriousness on the tournament

🚨🗣️ Carlo Ancelotti on whether Neymar will start at the World Cup: “I want to be clear: if he deserves to play, he will play. We have training sessions, and in training we will decide who plays." "Right now I have an idea of the starting team, but afterwards I have to see how the players perform in training." "I repeat, Neymar has the same role as the other 25 players. Everyone has the role of contributing." "It’s important not to put ALL the expectations on one player. We are a team, and everyone has to contribute."

@WaynePolk195412 @TheDataHubX How about Truman who killed 80 000 people in one day and and made a generation of nuclear casualties isn't he a human enough to be brutal. Or you're just using propaganda to justify evil

@TheDataHubX Hitler seems too low on this list at "only " 17 million! His genocides and wars directly killed a LOT more overall than what this estimates!

Ranking of the Most Brutal Dictators in History 1) 🇨🇳 Mao Zedong : 50–85 Million Deaths 2) 🇷🇺 Joseph Stalin : 20–30 Million 3) 🇩🇪 Adolf Hitler : 17 Million 4) 🇧🇪 Leopold II : 10–15 Million 5) 🇯🇵 Hideki Tojo : 5–8 Million 6) 🇹🇷 Ismail Enver Pasha : 2–3 Million 7) 🇰🇭 Pol Pot : 1.5–2.5 Million 8) 🇰🇵 Kim Il-sung : 1.5–2 Million 9) 🇰🇵 Kim Jong-il : 1.5 Million 10) 🇦🇫 Mullah Omar : 1–1.5 Million 11) 🇳🇬 Yakubu Gowon : 1–2 Million 12) 🇪🇹 Mengistu Haile Mariam : 500K–2 Million 13) 🇮🇹 Benito Mussolini : 500K–1 Million 14) 🇷🇼 Jean Kambanda : 500K–1 Million 15) 🇺🇬 Idi Amin : 300K–500K 16) 🇮🇶 Saddam Hussein : 250K 17) 🇷🇸 Slobodan Milošević : 100K–150K 18) 🇹🇩 Hissène Habré : 50K–100K 19) 🇨🇺 Fidel Castro : 100K 20) 🇪🇸 Francisco Franco : 100K Note: Rankings are based on estimated deaths linked to wars, famines, purges, genocides, and political repression during their rule.

@Am_Blujay Soon that fat man from the North of South Africa will have a better model of this.

This is MySol's one-of-one Brabus Rolls-Royce, only one like it will ever exist in the world, and MySol contacted Rolls-Royce and Brabus to get it done according to his best interests. This is also the very first Brabus Rolls-Royce to make it to the Southern African market and possibly Africa!💯🇿🇦

@ZimDaily The Moral: In politics, what you see on the surface is often the opposite of the "plot" being grown underground. The cartoon suggests that Mnangagwa is successfully outmaneuvering his rival to secure a third term (2030), while the rival is distracted by his own superficial status

@Shadaya_Knight Which everyone is being talked about here

Delayed but not denied The GOAT will just have to wait a little bit but it's coming home Everyone wants to see Cristiano Ronaldo lift the Saudi Pro League

@Konceeda @oilsoutlaws @jayjayr01 Let me put it this way to unveil your stupidity. You're working in foreign company, whenever youre sick they always show up to support. But also force to cut your salary by half. At the same time a company back home offers you a double contract. Would you date or leave

@EKobexo @oilsoutlaws @jayjayr01 when the club was in a financial mess even when every other person had done so. That's the least he could have done. But it's his choice tho.

POV: The Ousmane Dembélé disrespect is so forced. If you actually watched football before the TikTok era, you’d know Dembélé was ALWAYS seen as a generational talent. Barca paid €120M for him while PSG had to loan Mbappé first before buying him permanently. Mbappé had the better career trajectory and achievements, but talent-wise? Dembélé was right there, some would even argue more gifted technically. His problem was injuries, not ability. The first season he stayed fully fit, he helped the La Masia boys win La Liga over Benzema’s Madrid while dominating games. People acting shocked that he has a Ballon d’Or level season clearly forgot this guy had 20 assists for Dortmund at 19 YEARS OLD in his debut season. Dembélé was never a random player. He was always world class potential waiting for consistency. ⚡️

@cozwva My brother @Worthingtonjing youre very lucky in harare we dont have cows

Admire Mutongo from Chivhu was caught early this morning, having s3x with a cow. He was arrest was charged with Bestiality. When asked, why he was doing it....he said, he doesn't have a girlfriend because he is poor. He said, women are rejecting him because of his poverty.

@daddyhope This man came from a poor Island of 2 million people. He released songs almost 50 years ago and their are still timeless today. He is even compared to some artists who came from a 370 million population country. What a legend

Rest in peace, King. Your music gave a voice to the oppressed, hope to the struggling, and consciousness to generations across the world. Long live reggae music and the timeless legacy you left behind.🎼🎵🎶🎸

@Konceeda @oilsoutlaws @jayjayr01 Yamal and Dembele played together for 8 months dont mix facts and act as if Barca promoted Yamal when Dembele left. That's incorrect, infact Barca started the idea of forcing Dembele to pay cut in his new contract. And use Yamal as an alternative if he fail to sign contract

@oilsoutlaws @jayjayr01 players, he forced his exit, That was the reason Barcelona had no choice & promoted a 15 years old Lamine Yamal to the first team. We can call it Destiny tho, but whatever treatment Dembele is getting from Barcelona fans, he deserves it. We wish him good luck regardless.

@Konceeda @oilsoutlaws @jayjayr01 Barcelona made one mistake on him which is "they did not nurture talent". This guy was injury prone but less than how injured Pedri was during that time. Patience was applied on Pedri and insults was applied on Dembele. The later chose to go and here we're

@oilsoutlaws @jayjayr01 Barcelona fans and players had always stood with Dembele during his injuries and crisis. But what did bro do the first time he became fully fit? He chose to leave the team and fans that have supported him over the years in a time where Barcelona were struggling to sign or replace

@themisterwhyte @jayjayr01 Barcelona made one mistake on him which is "they did not nurture talent". This guy was injury prone but less than how injured Pedri was during that time. Patience was applied on Pedri and insults was applied on Dembele. The later chose to go and here we're