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Zimbabwe Katılım Mart 2009
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@elonmusk Not gonna happen - Jesus will come before this suicide mission...
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New Christian phone network aims to block porn and LGBT content: 'Jesus-centric' trib.al/WOI5dFq
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The ruling party in the greatest country on Earth quotes Bible verses… stop wondering why they are great!
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Deuteronomy 31:6 "Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you." Our lord and savior is with us always. He makes us strong.
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‘And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose.’ —Romans 8:28 Trust in God and His plan for our great nation.
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History has a very bad habit of repeating itself - this will not end well….(keep a screenshot)
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YoungHoon Kim@yhbryankimiq·
THE MORE I STUDY SCIENCE, THE MORE I BELIEVE IN JESUS. 100%
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Shabbat shalom!
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Hakuna Prophet yakadai…
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@wicknellchivayo You make donations to ZANU PF members or sympathisers only. In case your pea-sized brain cannot comprehend, this is what we mean when we say you control ZANU.
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sir_wicknell.@wicknellchivayo·
A SPECTACULAR FALL FROM GRACE… Advocate Thabani Mpofu, I have for SO LONG observed the many POSTS which you have made, often castigating and scandalizing the RULING PARTY. I have DELIBERATELY withheld myself from responding out of RESPECT for your once DISTINGUISHED standing as an Advocate. With the greatest respect Counsel, you are now taking it TOO FAR. To publicly allege that I control ZANU PF is totally ABSURD and only shows how deep the FRUSTRATIONS of being left in the COLD by Chamisa have totally BLURRED your PROFESSIONAL judgment. For the avoidance of any DOUBT, I do not control or WISH to control the RULING PARTY in any manner whatsoever !!! I am a businessman, and that’s where my interest and ambitions are. I am simply an UNAPOLOGETIC, very loyal and ordinary CARD-CARYING member of ZANU PF. I run my BUSINESSES, I support my FAMILY and I contribute, where I can, to the socio-economic DEVELOPMENT of this country. Contrary to your sensational, yet half-witted claims, ZANU PF is controlled under ONE CENTRE OF POWER, led by His Excellency, President E.D. Mnangagwa 🐊🐊🐊🦁. It is a party that has well-established and fully fledged STRUCTURES led by the PRESIDIUM, the POLITBURO and the CENTRAL COMMITTEE, among others, but all of which I do not sit or participate in. Haasi MAHUMBWE eku CCC kunonzi bereka mwana tiende 🤣🤣🤣 . What is particularly DISAPPOINTING Counsel, is that these assertions are now coming from someone who was RECOGNISED WORLD OVER and once regarded as one of the most ADMIRABLE and TALENTED Advocates in Zimbabwe. In the past, I PERSONALLY engaged you to represent me on several matters, and your BRILLIANCE and command of the law were SECOND TO NONE. It is therefore profoundly DISCONCERTING to see how your SPECTECULAR FALL from the WEAK ECHELONS of opposition politics has left you PROFESSIONALLY DESTITUTE and having to resort to smear campaigns after realizing that your useless opposition “LEADER” deserted and abandoned you when you least expected it and when you wanted him the MOST. It is also sad how the TOXICITY of opposition politics has left you being a PALE IMAGE of your former glory…My humbe advice to you is that please try focus on the “FULCRUM” and “PITH” of your legal practice and refrain from dragging my precious name or smearing my good standing as a MEMBER of the REVOLUTIONARY MASS PARTY, ZANU PF ✊🏽. HAMUNA ZERA ne politics Gweta. What you must simply accept is that UNLIKE the CCC which has changed its FORM and CHARACTER as many times as it has FAILED its own followers, ZANU PF is anchored on the IDEOLOGIES of the liberation struggle. It is guided by UNITY of purpose and an irreversible ASPIRATION to deliver an UPPER MIDDLE-INCOME ECONOMY under VISION 2030. You are better off attending to the very few briefs left still coming to your CHAMBERS, than making BASELESS and NONSENSICAL claims against me, which takes away everything from the LITTLE that is left of your integrity. BE GUIDED ACCORDINGLY !!!
Thabani Mpofu@adv_fulcrum

Let’s pause to acknowledge Tagwirei, Tungwarara and Chivayo. These three have exposed ZANU PF as a totemless myth; devoid of values and indifferent to the loyalty of its members. Where did these three, who now run the party, even come from? I feel for everyone who sacrificed for that monster; some were even involved in the killing of opposition figures. We will never forget Gukurahundi, short- and long-sleeve, Murambatsvina, the 1 August shootings to name but a few. All that delinquency and ngozi, only for the party to be handed to these three. Well done, gentlemen. Today I’m crushing on you. Fambai vakomana pasi panyoro.

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Artemis II astronaunt converts to Christianity after his trip to the moon 😳😮
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It always ends in tears…
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