Zyn The Toolman Taylor

At 20 I thought I was Ferris Bueller, at 30 I realize im Cam

14 Million views on this tweet and most of it is hating on you @handslikevap0r Look inward, big dawg.

@GoIrish7310 @JomiAdeniran 😂😂😂

@EPhillibustered @JomiAdeniran I felt the need for speed. Both for how fast the jets were going and how fast paying for them is driving up the national debt.

Can’t have nobody in my life that thinks Top Gun: Maverick is wack

@GoIrish7310 @JomiAdeniran Was sick getting a proper gander at those fighter jets tho

@JomiAdeniran Propaganda for the Military industrial complex.

@Taiokaion @UncleSamsReject @RaineyOvalle @Southside_Gunn Not if you change the song every time that it sucks for 35 seconds straight.

@UncleSamsReject @EPhillibustered @RaineyOvalle @Southside_Gunn By the time he typed this out it was mathematically impossible to have listened to all 3 projects lol

The internet made it so that u can’t like or dislike sumn without being associated with whatever drama is floating around the creator’s orbit, or being roped into annoying Stan discourse. At the height of their beef, people were listening to BOTH Pac and B.I.G., Nas and Jay, etc.

Releasing 3 whole albums at the same time tells me I’m gonna be skipping the vast majority of these songs. Instead of 3 albums why not just one good one?

@ApollosMission Saros, NHL, Marvel Rivals, Hades 2

Call of Duty is dead. Arc Raiders is dead. Fortnite is dead. Battlefield is dead. GTA is still not out. What is anyone even playing anymore these days?

@TheDownford @NASCAR “Death tolls continue to skyrocket as local emergency services dig through the rubble hoping to find survivors of what is shaping up to be the deadliest motor vehicle incident in American history. More on this story at 10”

.@NASCAR will reportedly have Charlotte Hornets star LaMelo Ball as the honorary pace car driver for the Coca-Cola 600 next weekend. He will join Cooper Flagg as the second NBA player this season to have the honors.

Tony Hinchcliffe looks like someone who got into up close magic to be able to attend more children’s birthday parties.

What if a kids dying wish was to like uppercut the police chief

@brandnewandy @Taiyomein @LauraHayesDC To know thy self is to love thy self. I’m ok w being a lil dumb, much happier this way.

@EPhillibustered @Taiyomein @LauraHayesDC Lmao what a moron

Was invited to a potato chip charcuterie happy hour tonight, and man did I dig it. The fig jam, Brie, and thyme kinda stole it.

@Taiyomein @LauraHayesDC Yeah that’s what I meant but zero chance I was spelling it right first try.

@EPhillibustered @LauraHayesDC *Gentrified Nachos...

@BNewman95606 nuclear bomb (scratch golfer) vs coughing baby (really good at exercising)

Current convo with the boys at the bar. Would you rather be a scratch golfer or complete a full ironman? Please weigh in.

@Snapback_Trivia “Holy jets deep cut” and it’s maybe the most recognizable player in franchise history. There’s no way this isn’t rage bait.

Guessing Athlete Nicknames 🏈🏀 You can play this game yourself right now: bit.ly/snapbacktrivia

Using a bidet and calling it power washing my back deck so my boys don’t think I’m gay

INSTEAD OF WATCHING THE PLAYOFFS IM LOOKING AT KASH PATEL STANDING ON HIS TIPTOES, TRYING AS HARD AS HE CAN TO LOOK NORMAL, BUT HE JUST CAN’T STOP LOOKING LIKE IT’S HIS FIRST DAY HAVING EYES. FIX THIS ADAM SILVER.

STOP INTERRUPTING PLAYOFF BASKETBALL UNLESS HE NEEDS A REVIVE

@NUCLRGOLF @TWlegion All of them

🚨⛳️🏌🏻‍♂️#DISCUSSION — Which club in your golf bag goes 175 yards?

This photo of Boosie attempting to dunk off the trampoline at the Hawks - Knicks playoff game 😭🔥 (📷: Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images)