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@ghostt_regime @Kaypoisson1 He sent the Past(Muller),Present(Toni Kross) and Future (Wirtz) generation for the Arsene Wenger's Hotdog😂😂😭😭

@Kaypoisson1 Bro 🤣🔥I remember what he did to the German Midfielders🤷🏿‍♂️

I sometimes forget Spain also has this Demon 😂 International tournament Fabian Ruiz They will understand real sorcery

@mxyor If Elon sabi the meaning of this thing e no go allow am😂😂😭😭

god abeg o.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @asher_kine 🎉🎂 birKIN OUT NOW!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥

Nobody for comment section understand wetin this tweet mean

@General_D__ @d0gemn Okomileeee😂😂😂😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️ Yoruba>>>> What a beautiful language The werey still fit no know say you dey call am Clown btw😂😂

@d0gemn aderinposonu

omo na only busquets verrati and alcantara combined fit control that yesterday game 😂😭

Just 1 minute of extra time was added in the first half in PSG vs BAYERN game Pure football throughout.... no players going down unnecessarily to waste time

@AdeshinaFa91706 @jamiuxxiv No cap Nobody wey dey hotter I no fit no fit do mediocre!!!

@jamiuxxiv Nobody toun tá Lagos 2 Minnesota Calm down and hear asake verse before you go judge

Olamide almost take asake life for new religion 😭

@yslskeng @Skipbleezy @Faksback666 5 years keh??? No vex oo my bro I gats ask You dey plan to die soon?😂😂😂 Wetin do 100 years😂😂😂

@Skipbleezy @Faksback666 5 years nipco no go see me

Life hack; if you’re cooking and you notice that your burner is burning slow which means the gas is about to finish, find a big bowl and fill it with water then place your cylinder inside the bowl of water The gas won’t stop burning till whenever you off it yourself

@fagbemi_hamza Dem be friends na..Dem suppose get Cordial relationship normally

See as two of them dey carry cord waka😭😭😂

@enosxI You can't fail jamb due to excessive gaming. Its either he is brilliant or not....

What's the best thing to do if your younger sibling failed jamb due to excessive gaming(cod precisely) He's almost 18 and I'm genuinely tired

Use the money buy English Textbook dey read am small small

@BarcaUniversal Oui?? All my life I thought he was German... didn't know he is actually French

❗️Marc-André ter Stegen: "We still have the second leg against Atletico Madrid. "We have to stay calm and win these two matches, because I know what it is like to come back from a situation like this."

Oui?? All my life I thought he was German... didn't know he is actually French

@Mishael81 @Thazhigilla_ First half ke?? Na around 86' mins I start to recover😂😂😂😭😭

@Thazhigilla_ 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂. You got me in the first half. You won this round. Fear my return

Many people might not believe this but... In 2023, I was packed into a police Danfo during a random raid in Jos, Plateau state. I was trekking for an all night session in school. They drove us to the station, seized our phones, and told everyone to sit on the bare floor behind the counter. The IPO in his faded uniform brought out rumpled sheets of paper and shouted ''Criminals remove your shoes make una write una statement for here'' I tried to look at the guys beside me who were sweating and writing things like "I am just walking and police catch me abeg I am a student." Another guy with a torn shirt was writing, "I swear to God I am not a cultist, I only went to buy indomie and egg, my mother is a widow." One particular guy was literally dropping tears on his paper, writing, "I don't smoke loud, I have CHM 101 test tomorrow morning, please have mercy in Jesus name." I knew my family did not have 50k for any emergency bail. So I sat on that cold floor, balanced the paper on my knee, and activated the ''Femi Falana'' in me (small HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MUDER was giving me confidence). I did not write a plea o. I wrote a chronological, legally terrifying timeline of my abduction. I used phrases like "unlawful detainment," "absence of probable cause," and "infringement of fundamental liberties." I made sure my handwriting was looking like a typed font🤲🏾 Thirty minutes later, the DPO walked in to inspect the night's harvest. He was biting the edge of a pure water sachet when he started reading the statements one by one, tossing them aside. Then he picked up my paper. He read the first paragraph, stopped, and looked at the crowd on the floor. He read it again. I was already preparing my mind for Cell One, the one with Mosquitoes that trained in Afghanistan. I was entirely convinced my grammar had angered him. The DPO looked at the IPO and said, "Who write this thing?" The IPO pointed at me. The DPO told me to stand up and follow him to his office. At that point, I wished I wrote my statement in Hausa😭 I entered the room, sweating like cold water. He sat down, dropped the paper on his desk, and said, "So, you sabi write English like this and you dey waka late night?" He opened his drawer and brought out a massive stack of dirty files. He complained that the station's secretary had been sick for three days and they had a massive backlog of official reports to send to the Area Commander. I did not enter the cell that night. I sat in a perfectly air-conditioned office from 11 PM to 4 AM, actively ghostwriting police reports, restructuring suspect confessions, and formatting legal petitions for the Nigerian Police Force. By 5 AM, the DPO gave me 15k cash for a job well done, bought me a plate of white rice, and ordered the patrol van to drive me safely to my hostel with full escorts. If you are currently smiling at this beautiful grass-to-grace story, I want you to know that you just read several heavy paragraphs of pure, undiluted fiction. I have never been arrested in my life. I am currently on my bed eating bread and egg. But like the original tweet said, proper articulation solves 75% of your problems. The remaining 25% is knowing how to lie fluently to farm engagement on this app. Happy Sunday.

The things wey this Victor Abisoye talk, you no go really grasp the magnitude until na normal sane intellectual person talk am...

@violuettee @aderemilekun_ @Lauretta5892822 @Wizarab10 I like how you think

@aderemilekun_ @Lauretta5892822 @Wizarab10 You don't like female strippers and you could not take your eyes off a male stripper. I know what you are👀

during my service year, i went to a club in Abeokuta. i saw a male stripper, it came as a shock as that’s my first time of seeing them in real life. I stare at the guy till he noticed me and then, he came me to ask if I want lap dance. I nearly bite am for neck. 😂

@Motion_Boy_ God go punish you😡😡😡

Pursuing football career at 22 as a Nigerian is peak foolishness 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂